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queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#501: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:17:00 PM

-slices his hands off and blade on my scyth glows the darkest black as my eyes do-

I am bad at picking things.
wannabeotaku I can't breathe in this from Earth Since: May, 2009
I can't breathe in this
#502: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:24:32 PM

Oh! This is inconvenient -a horrifying black liquid drips from the stumps and turn into bony, clawed hands- that's better -takes up scythe and shoots hellfire from it-

Hello again tropers
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
#503: Dec 18th 2010 at 9:21:00 PM

...I've lost track of who's powers are what.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy
wannabeotaku I can't breathe in this from Earth Since: May, 2009
I can't breathe in this
#504: Dec 18th 2010 at 9:34:13 PM

I have a vast array of spells and summons under my command. The amount of spells is such that I forget to use some when it would have been a good time for it or I just plain limit myself for fun

Hello again tropers
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#505: Dec 18th 2010 at 11:23:17 PM

-blocks fire with dark scythe-

I am bad at picking things.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#506: Dec 18th 2010 at 11:35:02 PM

I have dropped out of sight, but I return armed with a wicked looking halberd and a terrifying helmet.

"Time to show you assholes the capabilities of the weapon that won Europe!"

I Charge queen with the halberd and attempt to gut her with the spearhead.

edited 18th Dec '10 11:47:59 PM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#507: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:01:40 AM

-slices spear in pieces-

die....

-slices off strigons lands-

I am bad at picking things.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#508: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:19:12 AM

I pull my halberd back to lock the scythe in place, thus preventing her from using it unless she lets go of it or moves forward to be impaled by the spearhead.

"Checkmate bitch!"

I pull out a knife and throw it at Queen's face.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#509: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:29:09 AM

-blocks knife-

You fail at life.

-slices strigons feet off with scythe-

I am bad at picking things.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#510: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:34:02 AM

I jump, kick her on the leg then bash her with the butt end of my Halberd.

"But so is all life on the universe. Might as well make contributions for the good of the universe by killing everyone I meet."

I kick her in the mouth then stomp on her toes.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#511: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:36:09 AM

-slices strigon none stop until he is dead-

I am bad at picking things.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#512: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:40:43 AM

The slashes do little but anger me as my regeneration heals them faster than she can cut.

"You're starting to bore me now."

Hundreds of blood tentacles explode from the cuts and crucify queen then they slowly pull her apart.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#513: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:55:43 AM

-combines with scythe and turns into scythe demon then escapes his clutches-

HAAAHAHAHAAA

-goes in strigons mouth, goes into his head and stabs him from the inside-

edited 19th Dec '10 1:00:27 AM by queenofdarkness

I am bad at picking things.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#514: Dec 19th 2010 at 1:04:01 AM

Try as Queen might, she simply gets knocked back by a fist of blood and I tear her arms off.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#515: Dec 19th 2010 at 1:48:01 AM

-watches with interest-

Huh. Didn't know blood could do that. I guess the only way Strigon can stand a chance is to defy common logic and violate the laws of reality. -sigh-

Against all tyrants.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#516: Dec 19th 2010 at 7:32:05 AM

-dies and is respawned-

I am bad at picking things.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#517: Dec 19th 2010 at 7:34:18 AM

I strike a pose in an extremely cocky manner.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
wannabeotaku I can't breathe in this from Earth Since: May, 2009
I can't breathe in this
#518: Dec 19th 2010 at 7:41:31 AM

-lurks around the battlefield stockpiling supplies in a secret location-

Hello again tropers
diddles from Somewhere in jupiter Since: Dec, 2010
#519: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:55:17 PM

Re-enters the arena and sets fire to everyones heads.

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#520: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:57:38 PM

-dodges fire-

fail!

I am bad at picking things.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#521: Dec 19th 2010 at 1:01:10 PM

Your face fails.

-fires BFG-

diddles from Somewhere in jupiter Since: Dec, 2010
#522: Dec 19th 2010 at 1:01:21 PM

Hides inside a giant hamster ball made of kevlar

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#523: Dec 19th 2010 at 1:02:03 PM

-slashes ball-

I am bad at picking things.
diddles from Somewhere in jupiter Since: Dec, 2010
#524: Dec 19th 2010 at 1:04:19 PM

Is still safe, and rolls over queenofdarkness

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#525: Dec 19th 2010 at 1:27:34 PM

-dodges-

I am bad at picking things.

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