Setting should be 1400s England, and the plot should involve a sexist pie-throwing contest.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...There is a myth that everybody knows but nobody believes. The myth is true.
Oh and you need a Cloud Cuckoo Lander they are fun.
edited 3rd Dec '10 6:35:25 PM by HistoryMaker
The Cloud Cuckoo Lander doesn’t understand the conflict, thinks the twins are the same guy. and unwittingly plays both sides.
There is a 35-year-old Living MacGuffin guy, who believes that he is a bear and does his best to behave like a bear.
edited 3rd Dec '10 9:35:25 PM by EldritchBlueRose
Has ADD, plays World of Tanks, thinks up crazy ideas like children making spaceships for Hitler. Occasionally writes them down.The Protagonist has a friend who is a Blacksmith. He believes that he is on to a new miracle process that will make steel three times tougher than regular steel for the same weight. This is not the case. What he is onto is actually the formula for making explosive iron, which looks and feels strong at first, but will explode with the force of a good sized grenade when struck with sufficient force. Do with it as you will.
ALL HAIL THE WARGERBIL!So we have the Frenchman disguise as an English man, his jealous brother, some myths (how about they involve Dragons?), exploding iron, and a MacGuffin guy.
Maybe only the MacGuffin Guy can finish the exploding iron bombs to defeat the French army (who want the Holy Grail fo King Arthur) and then awaken the dragon living under the Tower of London, to fight the French dragon? Not sure how to fit in the pie throwing in though.
edited 4th Dec '10 9:30:49 AM by Erock
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Hmm, I'm not sure if I want to add werewolfs...
There has to be a Large Ham butcher though. And an Isreali dragon hunter.
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Now I can't promise quality. But if this get enough posts and enough characters, plot, setting, and shit then I'll take a stab at actually writing. I was gonna wait until I ake creative writing in Grade 11/12, but never too early to practice.
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