If we can survive all this shit, then we win any argument full stop
There are too many toasters in my chimney!I know, hey. If I could actally find a damned platypus...
But then there would be no lolicon :O
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There are too many toasters in my chimney!We cant help it. How could you not worship it?
I mean LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUGGIN THING.
Sommething that big would squish our entire army flat!
We worship or DIE, Kino
edited 2nd Dec '10 9:18:31 AM by CyganAngel
There are too many toasters in my chimney!Last page made me think of something - one of many likely scenarios, Muggles and Wizards battle for a while, taking casualties on both sides. The less-than- moral Ministry Of Magic coerces Dementors into fighting for them, and the war goes into a whole new level as Muggles react angrily to the whole "invisible monsters who can steal your soul" thing.
The stakes are raised, and much more destructive weapons are used. Meanwhile, the Dementors, feeling the increased misery and anguish on both sides, become more powerful: eventually too powerful for the Wizards to control. Revelling in their new strength, the Dementors, being the ultimate opportunists, use the situation to overrun both the Wizarding and Muggle worlds...
Now, In a World… where soul eating monsters run rampant and the sunshine is gone for the fog, Wizards and Muggles must band together to save their very existence.
^ Very neat idea.
Oh, and I haven't read the whole thread, but has anyone mentioned the Time Turners yet? I'm aware that You Already Changed the Past makes them useless in the "go-back-to-change-the-outcome-of-a-battle" way, but what about, after the war starts, going back to before Muggles became aware that wizards exist, when they're not on guard about mind control, shapeshifting, teleportation and the like, and do some espionage work? Like, say, finding out where every nuclear missile on Earth is located?

...yes? They want wizrds to be under THEIR power, not governing themselves.
There are too many toasters in my chimney!