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CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#301: Dec 1st 2010 at 8:22:17 PM

...yes? They want wizrds to be under THEIR power, not governing themselves.

There are too many toasters in my chimney!
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#302: Dec 1st 2010 at 9:03:24 PM

That is, more or less, what I was saying.

Of course, I'm sure the different muggle nations want to govern the wizards in their own borders. Britain want's its own wizard population so do they allow other countries to wage war in their borders?

edited 1st Dec '10 9:05:07 PM by Scholastica

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#303: Dec 1st 2010 at 11:33:34 PM

Ah. I was unsre what you meant by that, so I was asking.

We do know, however, that the British government knows about magic. So, do yo think British Muggles wol stay netral, ally with the wizards, or America?

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#304: Dec 2nd 2010 at 7:29:03 AM

C'mon, who doesn't love America?

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#305: Dec 2nd 2010 at 7:36:39 AM

Most of Australia

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#306: Dec 2nd 2010 at 7:38:27 AM

But you guys live on an island in the Pacific; your vote doesn't count.

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#307: Dec 2nd 2010 at 7:46:54 AM

If we can survive all this shit, then we win any argument full stop

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#308: Dec 2nd 2010 at 7:49:11 AM

Meh, we just shoot things. Been working for the last 200 years.

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#309: Dec 2nd 2010 at 7:57:44 AM

Shoot the platypus

I dare you

Watch the little kids never come near you again

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#310: Dec 2nd 2010 at 8:16:51 AM

Really? That's all it would take? Hell, let me book a ticket there.

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#311: Dec 2nd 2010 at 8:25:34 AM

I know, hey. If I could actally find a damned platypus...

But then there would be no lolicon :O

Want a semi-serious look at our military? Aussies With Artillery

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#312: Dec 2nd 2010 at 8:31:29 AM

Already know about that dude.

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#313: Dec 2nd 2010 at 8:33:31 AM

I just like plugging the page :O

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#314: Dec 2nd 2010 at 8:48:16 AM

But you should of used your funny accent; maybe brought a bowie knife.

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#315: Dec 2nd 2010 at 8:52:34 AM

Crikey mate

Not all us Oz gals carry bowie knives around everywhere

:P

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#316: Dec 2nd 2010 at 8:55:29 AM

But you guys ride around on kangaroos and cook shrimp on the beach right?!?

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#317: Dec 2nd 2010 at 8:59:11 AM

Yes. And in our spare time, we wrestle crocodiles and exterminate jellyfish.

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#318: Dec 2nd 2010 at 9:06:01 AM

Is this before or after you pray to your sun god?

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#319: Dec 2nd 2010 at 9:09:57 AM

That's Egypt. Down here, we worship a big motherfugging snake.

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#320: Dec 2nd 2010 at 9:13:43 AM

Goddamn snake worshipers. I knew there was a criminal element.

CyganAngel Away on the wind~ from Arcadia Since: Oct, 2010
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#321: Dec 2nd 2010 at 9:18:04 AM

We cant help it. How could you not worship it?

I mean LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUGGIN THING. Sommething that big would squish our entire army flat!

We worship or DIE, Kino

edited 2nd Dec '10 9:18:31 AM by CyganAngel

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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#323: Dec 3rd 2010 at 12:01:14 PM

Well that just took the prize for Strangest Derail I've seen in a while.

KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#324: Dec 3rd 2010 at 12:27:59 PM

Last page made me think of something - one of many likely scenarios, Muggles and Wizards battle for a while, taking casualties on both sides. The less-than- moral Ministry Of Magic coerces Dementors into fighting for them, and the war goes into a whole new level as Muggles react angrily to the whole "invisible monsters who can steal your soul" thing.

The stakes are raised, and much more destructive weapons are used. Meanwhile, the Dementors, feeling the increased misery and anguish on both sides, become more powerful: eventually too powerful for the Wizards to control. Revelling in their new strength, the Dementors, being the ultimate opportunists, use the situation to overrun both the Wizarding and Muggle worlds...

Now, In a World… where soul eating monsters run rampant and the sunshine is gone for the fog, Wizards and Muggles must band together to save their very existence.

RavenWilder Since: Apr, 2009
#325: Dec 3rd 2010 at 1:54:01 PM

^ Very neat idea.

Oh, and I haven't read the whole thread, but has anyone mentioned the Time Turners yet? I'm aware that You Already Changed the Past makes them useless in the "go-back-to-change-the-outcome-of-a-battle" way, but what about, after the war starts, going back to before Muggles became aware that wizards exist, when they're not on guard about mind control, shapeshifting, teleportation and the like, and do some espionage work? Like, say, finding out where every nuclear missile on Earth is located?


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