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AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#151: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:56:37 PM

Lindelle: I doubt it. The bigger a species is, the fewer it's numbers.

Usually here.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#152: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:58:38 PM

It appears this person is capable of generating that combustion-stuff I see occasionally. This is quite unusual. Perhaps I can learn a similar skill?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#153: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:59:43 PM

Spades Slick: Well then, may I introduce you to some of my compatriots?

Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#154: Dec 18th 2010 at 11:54:28 PM

Sean cocks a quizzical eyebrow in the directions of both the massive centipede and Slick.

Sean had been born with the ability to understand inner monologues. At first it was merely interesting, but over time he had learned to use it to his advantage. At this point he was, in secret, especially delighted that he could also understand the mind of the apparently sentient centipede in the jeep, and he had been wandering lately if his ability could work the opposite way.

He thinks as hard as he can at the direction of the centipede.

SEAN:(inner monologue) Hello, little anomaly. Can you hear me, or am I an idiot for attempting this? Erm... test...test... one...two... five... Heh, I Always Wanted to Say That.

(aloud) Compatriots?

(((Wait, wait, how did Lindelle get into the jeep? I thought she had wings? Did I miss something?)))

edited 19th Dec '10 12:15:13 AM by Diamonnes

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#155: Dec 19th 2010 at 12:07:00 AM

Lindelle: Oh, it's that bad-tasting centipede!

(Puts finger on it's head to pet it)

Usually here.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#156: Dec 19th 2010 at 2:04:14 AM

Slick: -on walkie-talkie- DEUCE! DROOG! Get here, now!

-A small, unimposing man and a tall, imposing man walk out of the bar-

edited 19th Dec '10 2:04:37 AM by TheGreatPiesAlt

TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#157: Dec 19th 2010 at 6:40:02 AM

Do you think that this deserves its own trope page?

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#158: Dec 19th 2010 at 6:58:21 AM

-hears rumble in the ground-

Tom: -under breath- Oh, Crap!...

TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#159: Dec 19th 2010 at 7:04:13 AM

Slick: What are you two waiting for? Get on!

-both get on the jeep-

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#160: Dec 19th 2010 at 7:05:06 AM

-turns keys-

Get in the Jeep, or be worm chow!

TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#161: Dec 19th 2010 at 7:09:21 AM

Clubs: So, uhhhh, hi? Hi, my name is Clubs Deuce. I like to, ummmm, hang out with my best friend, Diamonds Droog! He likes to read about grey ladies, and, uh...

Droog: I thought I told you to shut up about that!

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#162: Dec 19th 2010 at 7:11:55 AM

-sandworm rises out of the ground a la Dune, and Tom promptly starts the Jeep-

Tom: Let's get the heck out of dodge!

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#163: Dec 19th 2010 at 7:58:05 AM

Now I see the sandworms they fear. I cannot help but feel fear as well. That thing is big enough to swallow about 100 of this jeep whole!

edited 19th Dec '10 7:58:16 AM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#164: Dec 19th 2010 at 8:28:28 AM

>CD, DD, and SS: Open fire.

CLUBS DEUCE unleashes his PISTOL, which is NEAR-USELESS against the WORM. SPADES SLICK shoots at the WORM's mouth with his TOMMY GUN, which is SLIGHTLY MORE EFFECTIVE but OVERALL USELESS. DIAMONDS DROOG just stands by.

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#166: Dec 19th 2010 at 1:21:48 PM

-flies away as fast as she can, trying to throw fire arrows into it's mouth-

Lindelle: Whyohwhyohwhydidtheyhavetoattacknow!? Sandwormsandarmytroopsinonedayareaveryveryveryverybadcombination!

edited 19th Dec '10 1:23:40 PM by AwesomeZombie22

Usually here.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#167: Dec 19th 2010 at 6:13:26 PM

Slick: I think it's hungry! -smirk-

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#169: Dec 19th 2010 at 6:19:30 PM

Slick: I bet it'll go away if we feed it someone...

-looks at Sean, still grinning-

Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#170: Dec 19th 2010 at 11:13:52 PM

Sean produces his knife and hits the button causing the sick green poison to coat the blade.

SEAN: Try it, fuckface.

edited 19th Dec '10 11:23:26 PM by Diamonnes

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#171: Dec 19th 2010 at 11:17:46 PM

-Slick produces his large metal cane-

Think I'll take you up on that offer.

DD: Um...shouldn't we focus on shooting that worm?

edited 19th Dec '10 11:22:29 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#172: Dec 19th 2010 at 11:32:42 PM

Lindelle: Dieyouuglyabominationtomankind! Diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie!

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Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#173: Dec 19th 2010 at 11:32:45 PM

Sean blinks, his eyes glazing over.

SEAN: I can catch a cane. It'll break my wrist and elbow, but you'll have no way to stop the knife. Even if you grab it, a drop of this poison can kill a bull elephant in sixteen seconds. Your mate here will then attempt to kill me, likely with that pistol, assuming it has any more ammunition. If it doesn't, I'll kill him as well. By this point your other friend will have either shat himself in terror and surrendered or vowed revenge. He's got a decent chance at taking me out if he chooses the latter; I'll likely be injured and not facing him. He could strike my neck or the back of my skull at the risk of the knife coming around to find his wrist. Overall, your little gang MIGHT kill me, but you will be dead. I have a feeling you don't want to be dead.

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#174: Dec 19th 2010 at 11:53:58 PM

-Droog is pointing a gun at Sean's head-

You forgot the possibility that we might attack at once. Tell me, how would a little guy like you fare against three armed men?

And plus, even if we did get beaten by you, you'd most likely be stuck in the middle of the desert. Can you take on a sandworm by yourself?

edited 20th Dec '10 12:00:01 AM by TheGreatPiesAlt

TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#175: Dec 20th 2010 at 5:16:34 AM

I can make a Trope Page for this.


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