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AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#126: Dec 18th 2010 at 11:50:42 AM

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Lindelle: Again, the ring of fire attacks in a circle around me. If somebody happens to be close by, I can't stop them fron getting hit. The only reason I even used it was because it attacks the area around me and I was surrounded.

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Slender King of kings from Somewhere near myself Since: Mar, 2010
King of kings
#127: Dec 18th 2010 at 11:50:58 AM

Reginald backs up from the man in the suit, pulling a bottle from his satchel and waving it threateningly in front of him.

Reginald:Now, now, we don't want to start any more problems here do we? I suggest we all just leave before they call the sand worms don't you?

Fnord.
MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#128: Dec 18th 2010 at 11:58:32 AM

Sandworms? Oh dear...

edited 18th Dec '10 11:58:57 AM by MrW

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#129: Dec 18th 2010 at 12:04:10 PM

Lindelle: Um, does anyone have a scooter, or car, or anything?

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MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#130: Dec 18th 2010 at 12:04:47 PM

Err... I came here in a jeep.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#131: Dec 18th 2010 at 12:06:26 PM

Lindelle: Good, good... Everyonewhowantstonotbesandwormchowgetinthecarbeforeonecomesout!

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MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#132: Dec 18th 2010 at 12:08:24 PM

Gets in the driver's seat get in the jeep, before the bar is devoured by the worms!

Slender King of kings from Somewhere near myself Since: Mar, 2010
King of kings
#133: Dec 18th 2010 at 12:22:15 PM

Reginald:I wonder if the Jeep is large enough to fit the entire party?

Fnord.
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#134: Dec 18th 2010 at 12:25:18 PM

Lindelle: It'sokayIcanflyeveryonewhocan'tflygetinthejeepbeforeyou'reeaten!

(sprouts two black bat-like wings and flies away)

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Slender King of kings from Somewhere near myself Since: Mar, 2010
King of kings
#135: Dec 18th 2010 at 12:33:25 PM

Reginald: Someone's obviously got childhood trauma concerning the Sandworms. It should take them at least a few minutes to call the worms, we have enough time to loot the bar and run.

Fnord.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#136: Dec 18th 2010 at 5:25:37 PM

Slick: -gets in jeep-

Won't take any chances.

Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#137: Dec 18th 2010 at 5:40:47 PM

A look of defeat spreads over Sean's face like a virus.

SEAN: Damnit, if this were ANY OTHER SITUATION, you would be eating sand. Desperate times and all that.

His eyes narrow.

SEAN: I want your promise that when this is over we will fight for the vengeance of my father. I've been looking for a gorilla that talks and eats human flesh for years, and I won't let you escape.

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#138: Dec 18th 2010 at 5:56:40 PM

Slick: I've seen loads of screwed-up things, but some jock hooked up on steroids wanting to kill a radioactive gorilla because said gorilla killed his parents?

Pfft, doesn't even qualify.

Slender King of kings from Somewhere near myself Since: Mar, 2010
King of kings
#139: Dec 18th 2010 at 6:01:52 PM

Reginald: Your father? Hmm, it would be facetious of me to say that I've never eaten a man before this but there happen to be several of my kind roaming around because of that sudden influx of Mad Scientist Disease a few years ago. I do like your idea of dealing with this later though, onto the Jeep then.

Reginald backs away from Sean with his bottle still held by his side,then he jumps onto the back of the Jeep and sits down.

Fnord.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#140: Dec 18th 2010 at 6:03:40 PM

Slick: Hey, anyone else notice a rumbling?

Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#141: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:20:42 PM

SEAN: Jock on Steroids? Really? Coming from the fucker who decided to stab a mage because he was stupid enough to be in her way? Where has the logic gone!? I'm wearing a suit for blood's sake! IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!

He rolls his eyes, grabs several bottles of drinks from the bar, and dashes into the back of the Jeep.

edited 18th Dec '10 8:22:46 PM by Diamonnes

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#142: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:27:10 PM

-Is still nested in a shotgun-

Sandworms? Are those those gigantic... things I've seen underground before? I guess I shall find out! Or hopefully not. The way the humans talk about it it sounds like they'll eat us.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#143: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:30:16 PM

SS: Note to self: horribly maim said jock on steroids with knife if we get out of here.

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#144: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:41:31 PM

-Crawls out of shotgun barrel and onto a seat of the jeep-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#145: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:44:26 PM

-Slick starts reading some Terrier Fancy-

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#146: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:46:05 PM

-Crawls up Slick's arm and onto his shoulder-

This human seems to be observing some kind of still image with strange symbols around it. I cannot determine what these mean. I also question if climbing on a human was a good idea...

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#147: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:48:29 PM

(This is Slick: as you can tell, he ain't exactly human)

Slick: Agh, bug. -flicks bug off shoulder-

edited 18th Dec '10 8:50:46 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#148: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:52:39 PM

''It appears that I am now falling. Thankfully, I have landed safely on a cushy material in the back of this... "jeep". I assume humans use it for resting their buttocks. There are other people back here, too.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#149: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:53:09 PM

Lindelle: .....AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

(a sandworm is tailing her, and Lindelle throws fire into it's mouth, shouting "Die!" with each shot until it stops moving, then still continues to throw fire at it's corpse)

'''Lindelle:"' Anyone here hungry? This could satisfy an entire football team. I think it could use spice, though...

edited 19th Dec '10 12:01:21 AM by AwesomeZombie22

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#150: Dec 18th 2010 at 8:54:31 PM

Slick: Do those things travel in packs?


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