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AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#101: Dec 11th 2010 at 11:30:45 PM

(is cornered by tons of troops)

Lindelle: Quick question, do you think magic is evil?

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#102: Dec 12th 2010 at 12:14:44 AM

-Slick plows through the troops with his double-edged sword-

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#103: Dec 12th 2010 at 12:35:41 AM

(A trooper points a gun against her head)

Lindelle: I'm just gonna assume no, then!

(A great green circle of fire surrounds her and kills the troopers around her)

edited 12th Dec '10 12:35:58 AM by AwesomeZombie22

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#104: Dec 12th 2010 at 12:37:28 AM

SS: -is blown back by the fire-

WHAT THE FUCK?

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#105: Dec 12th 2010 at 7:24:47 AM

Tom: *is blown back by the fire* OH SHI-

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#106: Dec 12th 2010 at 12:41:24 PM

(starts throwing green fireballs at the empire's men)

Lindelle: They're going down even faster now!

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MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#107: Dec 12th 2010 at 12:44:19 PM

-keeps shooting at random soldier mooks-

Tom: They're surrendering!

Slender King of kings from Somewhere near myself Since: Mar, 2010
King of kings
#108: Dec 12th 2010 at 2:35:44 PM

Reginald mauls jumps out from the bar and drags a soldier back.

Reginald: It's so nomnom interesting to see a nomnom magic user here, but I think we should leave before they send reinnomnomforcments.

He spits out a soldier's fingernail.

edited 12th Dec '10 2:35:58 PM by Slender

Fnord.
doorhandle Since: Oct, 2010
#109: Dec 12th 2010 at 5:46:26 PM

  • Flash steps onto roof++

A.ninja: I dunno, from here it looks like there just going back to get their...tanks.

OHSHI-

edited 12th Dec '10 5:46:46 PM by doorhandle

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#110: Dec 12th 2010 at 5:50:13 PM

Tom: Hey Lindy, do you have any spell that could knock out these tanks?

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#111: Dec 12th 2010 at 6:28:37 PM

Lindelle: Does a cow go moo?

(explosions occur around the tanks, battering them around)

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#112: Dec 12th 2010 at 11:05:39 PM

-Slick appears behind Lindelle, brandishing a switchblade-

Honey, you got ten seconds to explain why you hit me.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#113: Dec 13th 2010 at 8:05:40 AM

Lindelle: It's described to make a ring of fire in a two yard ratio around me, anything in that area is hit. I really can't do anything about someone happening to be in that area. I'll make sure it's a wider space next time I use it.

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#114: Dec 13th 2010 at 9:55:50 PM

Slick: Well, I can't help it if I wanna stab the bitch who just blasted my ass 40 meters off the ground. Fair?

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#115: Dec 13th 2010 at 10:08:08 PM

Lindelle: Stab me later, okay? I'm the one who can knock over tanks, and once they're cleared out, you can stab me as hard as you want!

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Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#116: Dec 13th 2010 at 11:24:52 PM

Sean cuts a dirty look at the gorilla.

SEAN: Hello.My name is Sean O'Brian.You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.

Sean taps a button on the base of his switchblade. A drop of bright green poison emerges from the tip of the blade and runs down the edge. Sean begins to close on the gorilla.

At this point Sean cuts Lindelle an aside glance with a perverted smirk adorning his lips.

SEAN: Assuming that this crazy-ass gorilla doesn't rip me limb from limb, I'll take you up on that offer.

edited 13th Dec '10 11:31:57 PM by Diamonnes

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#117: Dec 13th 2010 at 11:28:04 PM

-Slick looks defeated-

Slick: Oh, alright.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#118: Dec 14th 2010 at 9:05:08 PM

(after a while, the tanks start to retreat)

Lindelle: (thinking) Damn, I forgot. (/thinking) Well, there's no stopping it. A deal's a deal.

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#119: Dec 14th 2010 at 10:13:11 PM

-smile-

-stab-

What, you thought I'd pussy out at the last moment?

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#120: Dec 15th 2010 at 7:37:33 AM

(covers wound with her hand)

Lindelle: Now that that's done with, we should probably keep looking for treasure, and preferably a medical kit.

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Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#121: Dec 15th 2010 at 10:04:05 AM

Sean pauses in his deliberate stride towards the apparently mutant gorilla to draw a small cylinder of gauze from his pocket, throwing it in Lindelle's direction.

SEAN: I hope this helps.

Sean makes a mental note to scold the idiot cutthroat if the survives.

EDIT: I waited two days, thought you left the thread. I'll edit the post and leave this here to let you know.

edited 18th Dec '10 11:15:35 AM by Diamonnes

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Slender King of kings from Somewhere near myself Since: Mar, 2010
King of kings
#122: Dec 15th 2010 at 5:06:37 PM

I think Diamonnes just auto-hit and killed me. Not cool dude.

edited 15th Dec '10 5:07:48 PM by Slender

Fnord.
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#123: Dec 15th 2010 at 8:26:13 PM

-picks up gauze with the hand not covering the wound-

Thanks. Now, let me just try this myself...

-wraps it around her waist, facing the bleeding part against the wall-

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TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#124: Dec 15th 2010 at 11:20:00 PM

Ninjaaaaaaaaaaa'd!

edited 18th Dec '10 5:22:01 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt

Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#125: Dec 18th 2010 at 11:23:19 AM

[up] x 4

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.

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