edited 17th Oct '10 3:49:06 PM by Latia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_group
Or anything else they do on extreme issues...
"Jesus is always the answer." - People who drift off in Sunday School.From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_extreme
:
Clearly the shortest distance between Los Angeles and San Francisco is not to proceed to Uranus and back. Rather the shortest distance would be to proceed directly from Los Angeles and San Francisco.
"I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of existence, and instead they taste like cheese."It's like this was written by Martians or something
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edited 19th Oct '10 11:36:35 PM by DonZabu
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"All jackasses have long ears.
Carl is a jackass.
Therefore, Carl has long ears.
Here the equivocation is the metaphorical use of "jackass" to imply a stupid or obnoxious person instead of a male donkey.
edited 20th Oct '10 12:00:33 AM by Tumbril
Tumblr here.Necroing this thread to bring you all the article on the...Sweater Curse
. Don't be fooled! "This humble sweater, so goes the belief, could cause a tragic break-up."
edited 5th Mar '11 9:35:07 PM by Tumbril
Tumblr here.Their pages for Jizz In My Pants
and Like A Boss
are worth mentioning.
I recall this one
being funnier in the past, but it still has a couple good lines now.
"The many ribald versions of the limerick are the basis for its lasting popularity. Many variations on the theme are possible because of the ease of rhyming Nantucket with certain vulgar phrases." Really??
"The game ends with everyone laughing at Link's general obliviousness
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edited 10th Mar '11 3:18:13 AM by Vox
...you can almost hear a fuck yeah in there.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.

It can make for some pretty hilarious articles.