ITT: We go camping

Then in that case. I'll pass.

Holy crap giant talking bacon!

Shame that I'm still all full from that b- Nevermind... *quickly glances at Yarrun*

I have a bad feeling about this bacon! I don't really know why but... I just have that feling that the living bacon is luring us into a deadly trap!

-gasps- GIANT TALKING BACON! I don't know whether to hug it or eat it! -starts hugging and eating the giant talking bacon, gets caught in a trap-

...Uh... Help?

edited 16th Oct '10 7:20:33 PM by MidnightVelvet

Looks like my conscious was right after all!

edited 16th Oct '10 7:21:29 PM by SeveredKhan

OHH YEEEAHH- AAAH! WHAT'S THIS?! I had no idea there was a trap there.

I'm sorry, MV.

edited 16th Oct '10 7:22:29 PM by AwesomeBacon

Aww, it's alright giant talking bacon! It's not your fault. ^_^

Now, can someone get me down please?

*hops and cuts the rope, causing MV to land in a big pile of conveniently placed leaves*

Looks like we might be camping at a popular hunting/trapping ground. Maybe we should move to a less hazardous zone? Like that green hill over there?

edited 16th Oct '10 7:27:53 PM by KuroFox

*Finishes off bear while no one's looking*

Aww. I was gonna have it.

edited 16th Oct '10 7:31:20 PM by AwesomeBacon

Quiet you. Eat some marshmallows or something instead.

But. You. Don't have a mouth...? And your very existance defies all logic. How is bacon able to talk and orgasm??? you got MV all greasy too.

This grease is way stickier than it should be. :[

edited 16th Oct '10 7:33:19 PM by MidnightVelvet

Maybe he's some sort of alien or robot that merely resembles bacon?

-is full-

-the bacon has disappeared-

^^Or, what if he's wearing a very convincing and delicious Halloween mask? Take it off, imposter! -tries taking off the "mask", starts tugging at the giant taking bacon's head-

^...Where'd it go?

edited 16th Oct '10 7:35:02 PM by MidnightVelvet

... Ew.

Is there any place for MV to wash up? She's starting to smell of grease...

^^^ Problem solved?

edited 16th Oct '10 7:35:36 PM by Everest

There's a stream over there I think.

Hah! You thought you had me there, didn't you, yarrun?

Oh, you're back, bacon-sama! Neat! Well, be back in a sec! I have to wash off this grease. I just hope I don't run into anymore traps or see something unusual and or horrifying or get attacked by any random animals! ^_^ -starts walking towards the stream-

edited 16th Oct '10 7:38:54 PM by MidnightVelvet

Oh your god a giant talking bacon ghost!

-is no longer full-

Hey, get back in here.

NO! You learn to share, mister!

Forget it Yarrun, it's [sound of MV splashing].