ITT: We go camping

Yep, and it was rough getting here! First we had to drive all the way from [branch snaps] to [birds fly overhead, squacking loudly], catch the bus to [bushes rustle], walk the rest of the way to [two raccoons start fighting], then climb the rest of the way here! So tiresome!

edited 16th Oct '10 5:38:09 PM by MidnightVelvet

Not to mention we had to fight off a pack of [some of the fat on the bear meat lands on the fire, deflagrates and crackles for a while] but I was armed with [splinter of wood blasted from fire hits a nearby tree]. You only get those things around here, I can tell you.

Well that sounds eventful.

All I know is I had dreams of [woodpecker noise] and then I had to [wolf howl] my way out of it. Not to mention the [machine gun fire].

... Is someone hunting deer here with a machine gun or did I just imagine it?

Oh, that was just my PSP. I'm playing BlazBlue portable as Noel Vermillion.

OH COME ON! I HAVE A FRAKKIN MACHINE GUN AND I CAN'T HIT A DEER!!

...

Ummm... hi guys...

.*Awkwardly smiles*

edited 16th Oct '10 6:29:14 PM by SeveredKhan

Hi! ^_^ Whatcha doin? Why do you have that gun? Who are you? Wanna join our picnic? :D

Been tryin' to hunt a deer with a machine gun. that's all. Now seeing as I have bugger all to do now... Might as well join ya!

.*Sits down with the group*

...

Dude, you people just ate my brother.

Wait, what? YOU GUYS ARE FRIKKIN CANNIBALS!?!

Wouldn't a machine gun run out of ammo in seconds, scare away your prey if the first shot missed and make a complete mess of it if you didn't?

R-Really? We ate your brother? I'm so sorry, bear-san! -hugs yarrun- I would've stopped them if I knew! Forgive my friends, they didn't know any better! >///<

If it's any consolation, I didn't eat any of it-er, him...

edited 16th Oct '10 6:46:43 PM by MidnightVelvet

Cannibles? Last time I checked I wasn't a bear.

Well... errr.... Rule of Cool?

...

Hang the fuck on, did that bear just talk?

edited 16th Oct '10 6:47:56 PM by SeveredKhan

-is a human-

-pats MV on the head-

Yeah, I talk. Sup, I'm sometimes a bear.

edited 16th Oct '10 7:02:10 PM by yarrunmace

-sigh- I wish I could transform into some sort of animal or something...

-tries doing so, fails miserably- ;_;

Wait, so are you a bear that can change into a human, or a human that can change into a bear?

edited 16th Oct '10 7:06:59 PM by MidnightVelvet

Ummm, I ate most of him, but he was cooked by the time I got here! So I didn't kill or cook him.

... Sorry.

How nice. Animorphism is all I need for this day!

edited 16th Oct '10 7:09:20 PM by SeveredKhan

*quickly brushes fox ears under his hair*

I'm a completely normal human btw. Not a shapeshifting fox trickster with cold flames or anything.

edited 16th Oct '10 7:11:56 PM by KuroFox

-wakes from satisfying nap-

Are all bears as filling as your brother, yarrun?

Speaking of bears. What does bear meat taste like?

Surprisingly not chicken.

It's a unique flavor. I'd rank it between beef and wild boar in my tastes. Better than boar.

edited 16th Oct '10 7:15:35 PM by KuroFox

Is there any bear meat left here? Cuz I might try some.

^^^^^Wait, cold flames? How do those work, anyway? Are they like that ice that's so cold, it burns? Wait, I don't even know what that works! So, is it the opposite of that? Would that mean that it's so hot that it freezes you or something? That sounds cool! I WANNA TRY IT! WAIT, NO I DON'T! DON'T BURN ME! But, yeah, how does that work, mister totally-not-a-shapeshifting-fox-trickster-with-cold-flames-or-anything-sama?

edited 16th Oct '10 7:16:26 PM by MidnightVelvet

Theres 0.95/4 a bear left, but I wouldn't think it'd be very wise to eat someones brother infront of them...

(Yarrun, Cold Flames)

edited 16th Oct '10 7:17:17 PM by KuroFox

Why don't you guys eat me instead?