"I am the state of matter." - Louis XIV
"After me, the Deluge
." - Louis XV
"The great questions of our times will not be solved by speeches and majority decisions, but by... cake and tea, maybe? Anybody want a cup?" - Imperial Chancellor Otto von Bismarck
"Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency? Cover yourself, for God's sake!" - Joseph Welch to Senator Joseph Mc Carthy
"More dark and edgy!" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words.
Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken. Unrelated ME1 Fanfic"The people have no bread? Maybe we should help them!" -Marie Antoinette
my essay blog! Dalton Liveblog"I stand here and would really like a seat!" Martin Luther at the Imperial Diet in Worms.
"Spare them all. God will know who are not his own." Abbot Arnaud-Amaury of Citadeaux
Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken. Unrelated ME1 Fanfic"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. All because those Spanish are the religious ones, the Italians have the hot women, the French are the most gentlemanly, and German sounds like neighing anyway." Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze, hm? And you *are* beautiful. Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling! —Mona Lisa
"Every one of them is Jesus in disguise. Except that guy, he's Kalki. Keeps talking to himself, he does." - Mother Teresa.
edited 18th Jun '11 9:51:19 AM by Kraken
"A house divided against itself cannot stand. This is the reason why I never should have allowed Mary to design our summer home."
"All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind. I was a terrible gardener."
"Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. And then you shift your weight, lift your leg, swing your hip, and then shout RAAAAAIIIDAAAAAA KEEEEEEEEKKKKUUUUUUU"
~Abraham Lincoln
All right let's do this! LEEERROOOY JEEEENNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!!- The last recorded words of Roland
edited 19th Jun '11 7:19:24 PM by SantosLHalper
Ich bin ein - hey, wait, which Bozo decided it would be funny for me to say I was a donut? - John F Kennedy
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does."Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you." - Dorothy Parker
"!@#$ you." - Calvin Coolidge
"Speak softly, and carry a big stick. And this - is not the stick."
[beat]
"The stick is my penis."
edited 20th Jun '11 10:15:33 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.

"You know what? I think we can all chill, guys. Communism isn't that bad." - Joe McCarthy
"Sup, Galatians. I mailed you a care package of crosses and tasty snacks in the shape of our Lord. Make sure you share 'em round, okay? Cool." - Saint Paul.
"You ever read the Pentateuch while you're high? It totally syncs up to Don't Fear the Reaper, man." - John of Patmos.
edited 15th May '11 12:53:10 AM by AirofMystery