"If religion is the opiate of the masses, and mass is force divided by acceleration, then the faster somebody goes, the higher they'll be and thus they'll be closer to God."- Albert Einstein
The reader will remember that, long before going that day (on the evening of which the Princesse de Guermantes was to give her party) to pay a visit to the Duke and Duchess the visit that I have just described, in a galaxy far far away... -Marcel Proust
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The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well."MISSION STILL IN PROGRESS. WILL YOU STOP ASKING?" -The infamous "Mission Accomplished" banner
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times- yeah, I'll just admit it. I'm just writing all of this parallelism crap to sound smart and to get moar cash because I get paid by the word." -Charles Dickens.
"Yeah, I'll tell you how we'll sabotage the Democrats. Just let me turn off my tape recorder first." -Richard M. Nixon.
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my essay blog! Dalton LiveblogMaman died today. Or maybe it was yesterday. I'm pretty fucking cut up about it, to be honest. - Mersault
Gregor woke up one morning to discover he was a bug.
"OH SHIT YEAH I'M A BUG" said Gregor. - Metamorphosis
See, that'd be my response, "COOOL. THORAX."
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The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.![]()
A friend and I once wrote a Dinosaur Comics fancomic where T-Rex calls Meursault an "unfeeling love machine".
"His mother dies and that doesn't even faze him! The next day he's banging some chick! He's like a badass combination of the Terminator and Hugh Hefner!"
"..."
"With some Shaft, Dromeciomimus!"
"Shut up! And listen! I am Miyamoto Musashi, the sword that smites evil!" - Miyamoto Musashi
"Join us. We have an amazingly competitive dental plan. Also, cookies." - Hassan-i Sabbah
"Look, I understand we're trying to take over Asia, but was it really necessary to do that to Nanking? And the comfort women? I mean, come on guys, not cool." - Hideki Tojo
"EEEEEEEEXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Joan Of Arc
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TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All."Dear King George: You suck. Love, the colonies." -The Founding Fathers
"TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!"- The astronauts on the Apollo spacecraft
my essay blog! Dalton Liveblog"Descartes? He's an all right dude. I don't care for his ideas about God, but I'm cool with him otherwise" - Blaise Pascal
"Now it is impossible to go on to infinity in necessary things which have their necessity caused by another, because that's fucking trippy and makes my head hurt." - St. Thomas Aquinus
'What? That animal is evolving!' - Charles Darwin
...Nah, I must just be going through a goth phase. (Tosses papers)- Darwin
Hah, I totally saw this coming. Guards! -Julius Caesar
Nah, let's not conquer the world today. -Alexander the Great
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son."GNAR GNAR GNAR GNAR GNAR" - Henry Clay
Welcome To TV Tropes | How To Write An Example | Text Formatting Rules | List Of Shows That Need Summary | TV Tropes Forum | Know The StaffOh god. I laughed like an asthmatic Donkey for a good ten seconds. Or llaadfagts, I suppose, in internets.
Cheer up, love, might never 'appen. - Theodor Adorno, speaking to Hannah Arendt.
yeah it's rubbish, I mostly replied to say how much I enjoyed the elaboration on "Kiss me, Hardy" and tacked something on
"Actually, I think these Native Americans may have had rather a raw deal. Why, I'm minded to sign this petition for their fairer treatment, before strolling to the shops for coffee, croissants and a copy of the New Yorker." John Wayne, in any Western he made.
"Of course, you know Roosevelt was completely aware of Pearl Harbor in advance. You can't trust the Government, man." John Wayne, in any war film he made.
"Well, it's a lifestyle"
