"Wait, stop the car, I need to grab the map" -Franz Ferdinand's not-so-famous second-to-last words.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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"brb guys someone at the door lol" - Osama Bin Laden, Last Words
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!""To be the man, you gotta beat the man. WOOOOOOO!"- Benjamin Disraeli
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton"Black humor is like food. Not everybody gets it".-Joseph Stalin
"You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby! You're gonna dieeee!"
- Ho Chin Minh's official message to American troops in Vietnam c. 1967.
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"All you Fascists bound to lose."“Vyatcheslav Mikhailovitch, please transmit this cyphered message to the German ambassador. It contains the names of several of our spies who keep blathering about an imminent Nazi attack.
Tell him we intend to keep this cordial relationship of mutual trust, along with conveying my respects to the Führer.”
Stalin to Molotov, 1941
Just as my freedom ends where yours begins my tolerance of you ends where your intolerance toward me begins. As told by an old friend“Go ahead now and ask who just died and made me Emperor.” - Meiji to the assembled daimyo of Choshu, Satsuma, and elsewhere, ca 1869
“Ana Baghdadi !” - George W Bush, upon bare-handedly toppling Saddam Hussain’s statue down Firdaus Square, 2003
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Just as my freedom ends where yours begins my tolerance of you ends where your intolerance toward me begins. As told by an old friend"I AM the senate!" -Mitch Mc Connell
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"If you wanna play the Gameboy, you gotta learn to play it right." — Kenny Rogers
"I am the walrus" - Vladimir Lenin
"The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation." - John Lennon
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“Look at my office door behind you: does it say ‘divorce’ lawyer?
’Thought so.
Now let that door show you the way out.”
Gandhi to Nehru, Jinnah, and Mountbatten, about Partition, 1946
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Just as my freedom ends where yours begins my tolerance of you ends where your intolerance toward me begins. As told by an old friend“You do brevity, and let me provide the soul of wit.”
Winston Churchill to the War Cabinet, demanding that papers be concise and to the point, 1940
Just as my freedom ends where yours begins my tolerance of you ends where your intolerance toward me begins. As told by an old friend“Nique la Mérique ! That’s French for #MAGA, says Melania.
I got the best teachers.”
Donald Trump to trade representatives from Quebec, circa 2019
Just as my freedom ends where yours begins my tolerance of you ends where your intolerance toward me begins. As told by an old friend"Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT!" - George W. Bush, one week before the launch of Twitter
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!"Would it kill you to pay once?!" -Anon, to Jesus.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot."I've seen the Bloomberg Plan, you know what it is? It's a forty year old virgin, wearing beige pajamas, drinking a banana-brocoli milkshake and singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener". It's just sad."-President Trump
I found out "...arrow to the knee." is not the actual quote.
"There will not be another debate because after the previous debate, Biden and Sanders were arguing over who had the better pet dodo bird." -Official Statement from the Democratic convention.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie." -Abraham Lincoln
"The book was better." -Abraham Lincoln
(Yeah, yeah, low hanging fruit I know).
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another.""All I wanted was a friend!" -Qasem Soleimani.
"The gun's not loaded and I'll prove it." -Adolf "genocide is the logical solution to not getting into art school" Hitler
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another.""Sorry guys, but you come over to play D&D so late mom is forcing me to make you pay to sleep here. (Though I could make a business out of this...)"
-Conrad Hilton
Nuke 'em all! - Carl Sagan
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