January 20th, 2017...
Hillary Clinton, at her inauguration: "I'd like to thank Donald Trump for making this moment possible... in fact, for making it ridiculously easy!"
Donald Trump: "Heh. She owes me, I win!"
edited 9th Oct '16 2:19:25 PM by pwiegle
This Space Intentionally Left Blank."IN PLACE OF A CHIEFTAIN, YOU SHALL HAVE A QUEEN AS BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORNING AND THE NIGHT! FAIR AS THE SEA AND THE SUN AND THE SNOW UPON THE MOUNTAIN! DREADFUL AS THE STORM AND THE LIGHTNING! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!" — Queen Elizabeth I to the First Nations of her newly created North American colonies
edited 24th Nov '16 11:08:53 AM by SantosLHalper
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti!
- Pope Francis and Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI as they gun down ISIS terrorists in St. Peter's Basillica.
edited 4th Dec '16 5:18:25 PM by Gaon
"All you Fascists bound to lose.""Have you guys ever been to Japan? That place is awesome!" - HP Lovecraft
"Happy Birthday! :D" -Stalin, in a telegram to the German High Command, moments before the shelling of Berlin.
"I AM YOUR REDEEMER! IT IS BY MY HAND YOU WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THIS WORLD!" — Zhang Zongchang
edited 7th Mar '17 5:14:28 PM by SantosLHalper
"God is dead, God remains dead, and I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!" - Friedrich Nitzche
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"

"A blond Australian hunk's going to star in a movie using my name as a pseudonym for his peasant character when he takes up jousting, and it's going to be one of the main reasons people end up knowing that I actually existed. WTF !?! Isn't the fact I win tournaments wearing ladies dresses not enough for these people?" - Sir ULLLLRICH VOOONNN LICHT-ENS-TEIN!!!!