Cape Malleum Majorem
January 20th, 2017...
Hillary Clinton, at her inauguration: "I'd like to thank Donald Trump for making this moment possible... in fact, for making it ridiculously easy!"
Donald Trump: "Heh. She owes me, I win!"
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my current job
"How could this happen? The speeches were lousy and long, we did everything wrong... Where did we go right?"
- Trump's campaign managers.
edited 16th Nov '16 9:08:56 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"IN PLACE OF A CHIEFTAIN, YOU SHALL HAVE A QUEEN AS BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORNING AND THE NIGHT! FAIR AS THE SEA AND THE SUN AND THE SNOW UPON THE MOUNTAIN! DREADFUL AS THE STORM AND THE LIGHTNING! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!" — Queen Elizabeth I to the First Nations of her newly created North American colonies
edited 24th Nov '16 11:08:53 AM by SantosLHalper
"Doesn't this belong in forum games?" - William Shakespeare
Am I a weirdo?
"I never really said half the things I said." - Oscar Wilde
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
RJ Savoy
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Isn't that one genuine? Or at least, has been attributed to him?
Am I a weirdo?
It was actually said by Yogi Berra.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
"The Internet is for porn
The Internet is for porn
Why you think the net was born?
Porn Porn Porn!"
-Tim Berners-Lee
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti!
- Pope Francis and Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI as they gun down ISIS terrorists in St. Peter's Basillica.
edited 4th Dec '16 5:18:25 PM by Gaon
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
"If it works in 1984, it should work for us!" -Kim Jong Un.
"Have you guys ever been to Japan? That place is awesome!" - HP Lovecraft
Am I a weirdo?
"I left my spleen in San Francisco. It's splattered on a sidewalk somewhere." - Evel Knievel
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
my current job
"It looks photoshopped."
-anon, on Stalin's official photos.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
RJ Savoy
"One good turn deserves another only leaves the whole world dizzy"
Mahatma Gandhi
Stories don't tell us monsters exist; we knew that already. They show us that monsters can be trademarked and milked for years.
"I see dead people"
-Baron Trump.
"Happy Birthday! :D" -Stalin, in a telegram to the German High Command, moments before the shelling of Berlin.
My Hair Provides Affordable Healthcare
"I AM YOUR REDEEMER! IT IS BY MY HAND YOU WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THIS WORLD!" — Zhang Zongchang
edited 7th Mar '17 5:14:28 PM by SantosLHalper
"Oh no, it's a GOTH!" - Emperor Honorius, probably.
edited 22nd Jul '17 3:17:37 PM by Balmung
The Great One
"RAMMING SPEED!!!" Captain of The Titanic. Ironically there's a theory going that if they actually did ram the iceberg head on they probably wouldn't have sank.
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
Billion Dollar Babies
"God is dead, God remains dead, and I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!" - Friedrich Nitzche
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
"I have the power of God and anime on my side!" - Amakusa Shirō, shortly before the Shimabara Rebellion
So Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer want to record one of my songs, and it won't come out till after they and I are both dead? Okay, I guess.
Bob Marley.
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
"I am the Architect. I created the Matrix."
— Colonel Sanders
Somehow you know that the time is right.
"A blond Australian hunk's going to star in a movie using my name as a pseudonym for his peasant character when he takes up jousting, and it's going to be one of the main reasons people end up knowing that I actually existed. WTF !?! Isn't the fact I win tournaments wearing ladies dresses not enough for these people?" - Sir ULLLLRICH VOOONNN LICHT-ENS-TEIN!!!!