Vote is No
"Really I'm more of a private guy" Muhammad Ali.
Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/
Bibliophile.
->"The die is cast at your eyeballs"
—> Julius Caesar.
edited 9th Oct '10 11:30:25 AM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
The Ant King
"I'm the guy they called Deep Throat"-Nixon's dog Checkers, on his death bed
Kill all math nerds
"Fire! Fire! - William T. Sherman
Game Master
"If you do not warble, I will slaughter your family and rape the corpses, my little cuckoo." -Oda Nobunaga
TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
"Judas, you mother fucker! When I rise again in three days, I'm so gonna bust a cap in your ass!" - Jesus
Not here, look elsewhere
"What do you mean I have to kill everybody? They're doing pretty good jobs in spite of not being Baramin." - Kalki.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Dreams of Revenge
"JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS" — Judas, moments before betraying Jesus to the Romans
Locking you up on radar since '09
Dog and Pony Show
"GEEEERONIIIIMO! I mean, MEEEE!" — Geronimo
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
SPACE
"Is it better to be feared, or to be loved? I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." -Niccolò Machiavelli
edited 9th Oct '10 8:37:52 PM by Teemo
Vote is No
Who the fuck designed this shitty OS - Steve Jobs/Bill Gates
Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/
" Leeloo Dallas multipass." - George Washington
Ghosts' Poet
Brevity, or the act of making something really, really, really, reeeeeeealy short, is the soul of wit.
-Shakespeare
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Archduke Ferdinand:(to his wife) See, see. That's what I'm talking about. They must have shot at us 4-5 times there, Threw a BOMB and we're still fine. I think today is gonna' be my lucky day!" -June 28th 1914
edited 20th Oct '10 1:23:27 PM by July20plot
"Relax, they're just bullets whizzing by...they can't kill you."~Kale Ingram
Game Master
"That shit ain't funny" -Queen Victoria
TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
Nightmare Muse
"These days, man knows the price of everything...thanks to The Price is Right! Tuesdays on 8/7 central!" -Oscar Wilde
"I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds." -Fred Rogers
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood." -Fred Phelps
"Fer Chrissake, people, I am not that short!" -Napoleon Bonaparte
"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! BWAHAHAHAHA!" -Jesus
"I'm bringing sexy back." -Socrates
"What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven. ...God, I'm so alone." -Beethoven, last words
edited 26th Apr '11 9:34:58 AM by ABNDT
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Bibliophile.
"Poor literacy is kewl" ~ Johannes Gutenberg.
"Die you Tyrant Lincoln! Yaaaaaaaaaa- oh snap! I forgot to buy bullets" John Wilkes Booth, shortly after failing to assassinate Abraham Lincoln.
"omigosh stup flamin trolls! her nam iz enoby nut mary su!" C. S. Lewis
"Human beings judge one another by their external actions. God judges them by their moral choices. When a neurotic who has a pathological horror of cats forces himself to pick up a cat for some good reason, it is quite possible that in God's eyes he has shown more courage than a healthy man may have shown in winning the V.C. When a man who has been perverted from his youth and taught that cruelty is the right thing, does some tiny little kindness, or refrains from some cruelty he might have committed, and thereby, perhaps, risks being sneered at by his companions, he may, in God's eyes, be doing more than you and I would do if we gave up life itself for a friend." ~ Tara Gillespie
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
"One death is a tragedy. A million are...like, really tragic. No, honestly, guys, please, just stop it. All these purges are upsetting me. Can't you see my tears? OH, THE HUMANITY!" Joseph Stalin
"Well, it's a lifestyle"
A Mediocre Khan
"Fucking' ravens, man." -original draft of The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe
"You know what? Just shut the fuck up. You know who I am, motherfucker? I'm Mahatma motherfucking Gandhi, bitch! And I am going to civil disobedience the everloving shit out of your bitch ass." -Mahatma Gandhi (wow, I think I just insulted one of the men I admire most)
"I'd kill all of you for a pony. Then I'd name her Muffin, and we would have marvelous adventures together." -Niccolo Machiavelli
"You haven't really appreciated my work until you've read it in my native Klingon." -William Shakespeare
"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains must be the work of time travelers." -Arthur Conan Doyle
https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncut
watching down on us
- To pee or not to pee, that is the question. - Hamlet
- I desire to leave to the men that come after me a big giant mess to clean up once this party's over. - Alfred the Great
- Welcome to Connecticut—if you don't like the weather, hire some cannons and bomb the state to dust. - Mark Twain
KVLFON
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first conquer the universe.
— Carl Darth Sagan, Sith Lord
Jester
"Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?"
- Albert Einstein
Zzzzzzzzzz
"Out, out, damned Spot! Christ on a crutch, Macbeth, I thought you said this dog was housetrained." Lady Macbeth.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Nightmare Muse
WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF! BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU THAT I CAN'T FIX...WITH MY HANDS! DYNAMITE! I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS! I'VE GOT A HANDFUL OF VERTEBRAE AND A HEADFUL OF MAD! YEAH THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD. BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M A 12.0 ON THE 10.0 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN......GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! -Rosa Parks
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. Hate those fuckin' things. -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
I'm being adorable and no one can stop me! -George W. Bush
I am vengeance! I am the night! I! Am! BATMAN! -Florence Nightingale
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man a total square. -Benjamin Franklin
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
An accidental bit of Ho Yay based on something I posted in another forum:
“Watson, come in here, I want you!” —Alexander Graham Bell
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!