"Skeet Skeet Skeet!" ~ Edgar Allen Poe
"This is not the end of the beginning, merely, the beginning of the end." Winston Churchill
(Depressed silence.)
"OH GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Citizen.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.Keep calm and FREAK THE BLOODY HELL OUT - WWII British motivational poster
G'day"Veni." -Julius Ceaser, 47 BC, commenting on the war with Pharnaces II of Pontus.
Shouldn't this be on Forum Games?
Also
'The death of one is a tragedy, the death of a million is a million tragedies. It's math, it's simple really!' - Josef Stalin, member of the Russian Dental Hygiene Commitee
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you." - John F. Kennedy, prior to being murdered by Walt Disney.
no one will notice that I changed this"Today, the proudest boast is 'I CAN HAZ DONUT!'" - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Ich bin...Jesus Christ, can't I just say this in English?" - John Fitzgerald Kennedy, TV actor
"I have a Dreamcast!" —Martin Luther, King.
READ THIS COMIC. | Read along as I play through my games collection!"I am a man, more sinn'd against than sinning, but God does not save those who are only imaginary sinners. Be a sinner, and let your sins be strong, but let your trust in Christ be stronger, and rejoice in Christ who is the victor over sin, death, and the world." - Martin Luther, King
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READ THIS COMIC. | Read along as I play through my games collection!?
Mine was a Shakespeare reference...
Welcome To TV Tropes | How To Write An Example | Text-Formatting Rules | List Of Shows That Need Summary | TV Tropes Forum | Know The Staff" YEAAAAH! OKAAAAAAAAAY!" - Joseph Stalin
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." — Sun Tzu
Locking you up on radar since '09"Man who miss air-conditioner payments lose his cool." - Confucius.
"Don't worry, men. They couldn't possibly hit an elephant at this dist-" - John Sedgwick, on Confederate marksmanship.
An useless name, a forsaken connection."What is war good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!" - Robert E. Lee
Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money-Siddhartha Gautauma
Kill all math nerds"I fuckin' hate it when people quote meeeeeAAAARRRGH!" - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." — Arthur Schopenhauer
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.Huh. I'd totally forgotten about that.
Any suspiciously angsty lyrics would have worked, but now the originality's gone. I'll need to think of something else.
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.That line might have been funny if B.F. Skinner was the attributed source.
Kill all math nerdsHenry Wadsworth Longfellow: "You do kill a lot of chicks."
Edgar Allan Poe: "My personal life is not the point here."
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard."You mean to tell me that the success of the economic program and my re-election hinges on me fucking James Bond?" - Bill Clinton
edited 6th Oct '10 5:27:54 PM by EnglishIvy
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Now, fellow tropers, your turn!
edited 5th Oct '10 10:43:56 PM by MarkVonLewis