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Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
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#27226: Jun 26th 2025 at 5:39:44 AM

New exercise for the students: project the increase in weather balloon launches over time using linear, geometric, and exponential functions and calculate how many years it will be before the balloons themselves dominate weather.

Edited by Fighteer on Jun 26th 2025 at 9:21:05 AM

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Resileafs I actually wanted to be Resileaf Since: Jan, 2019
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#27227: Jun 26th 2025 at 6:31:23 AM

Well, if every other method of preventing climate change don't work, at least we'll always be able to fall back on saturating the atmosphere with balloons.

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TheUnsquished Filthy Casual from A youngun between two oldies Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Married to the job
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#27229: Jun 26th 2025 at 10:55:19 AM

Utter balloonacy.

(Annoyed grunt)
petersohn from Earth, Solar System (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Hiding
#27230: Jun 26th 2025 at 12:08:22 PM

linear, geometric, and exponential functions

Geometric and exponential are the same, except one is discrete and the other is continuous.

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Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
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#27231: Jun 26th 2025 at 12:11:25 PM

In my understanding, geometric is xa, where x changes over time, and exponential is ax, where x changes over time.

Edited by Fighteer on Jun 26th 2025 at 3:12:19 PM

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petersohn from Earth, Solar System (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Hiding
#27232: Jun 26th 2025 at 12:13:29 PM

That's polynomial you're thinking of. Geometric is a^n, where n is an integer that changes over time.

Edited by petersohn on Jun 26th 2025 at 9:14:15 PM

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#27235: Jun 28th 2025 at 10:42:23 AM

Cats are way too lazy to do this. They will almost always wait until the plane lands, then stalk it.

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#27236: Jun 28th 2025 at 10:43:49 AM

Now now, a sufficiently excited cat will jump to the ceiling if it can.

DeMarquis (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#27237: Jun 28th 2025 at 10:46:31 AM

Never seen it, though I have seen a cat jump to the top of a door that was standing ajar. So they can do it, they just usually won't.

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#27239: Jun 30th 2025 at 9:12:01 AM

Funny story: I just bought a new room air conditioner to help deal with the garbage A/C I have in my house. It is WiFi enabled so you can control the settings remotely — kind of a "smart home" affair.

It makes sense if you think about it. Adjust the temperature before you get home so it's nice and comfy. I'm not seriously concerned about someone remotely hacking it and using the onboard processor to mine bitcoin.

Edited by Fighteer on Jun 30th 2025 at 12:12:43 PM

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#27240: Jun 30th 2025 at 9:14:35 AM

Smart houses were a mistake.

Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
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#27241: Jun 30th 2025 at 9:24:28 AM

I don't particularly care about the smart home features. Sounds like a perfectly good idea to me in general. My issue with the unit I bought is that it was missing parts out of the box.

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#27242: Jun 30th 2025 at 9:25:02 AM

Honestly, smart houses aren't so horrible as that smart appliances have their security being implemented by the lowest bidder (and generally not something you can fix because they're cutting costs by hardwiring a lot of this in).

And, as regards the dehumidifier, I could see some benefits from online updates if you can patch security holes, or deal with bugs ("In certain corner cases involving 77% humidity and a temperature between 80 and 92 degrees Fahrenheit, and a malformed packet is sent when checking if it's turned on in the web app, the monitoring loop hits a non-terminating condition where it ceases to receive instructions and continuously turns on until the motors burn out and catch fire").

Edited by FuzzyBoots on Jun 30th 2025 at 12:27:48 PM

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#27243: Jun 30th 2025 at 9:27:17 AM

The idea is fine. It's the implementation, as you note. But that's true of a lot of things.

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Resileafs I actually wanted to be Resileaf Since: Jan, 2019
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#27244: Jun 30th 2025 at 9:29:13 AM

My post wasn't a direct response to you, just so you know. It was just a general jokey "Has technology gone too far?" kind of comment to the strip itself lol

Honestly it's weird, I didn't see your post at all when I made mine.

Edited by Resileafs on Jun 30th 2025 at 12:29:54 PM

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#27245: Jun 30th 2025 at 10:15:47 AM

So remotely activated air-con, heating and even washing machines/dryers I get, thouse are all things I want to be able to turn on in advance of coming home so they have time to kick it or run their cycle such that stuff doesn’t sit inside and get damp/creased.

But lights, fridges and dishwashers? Why would I need to activate them if I’m not home (outside a super smart fridge which tells you its contents so you can check what you’re missing while at the shop)?

I suspect that a lot of smart home tech was developed not for general consumers but for people with mobility difficulties who have trouble with the normal devise interface but can manage an app. That’s all good, but then I wish companies woudlnt try and market such stuff to general consumers.

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#27246: Jun 30th 2025 at 10:51:30 AM

Why do I feel like some executive somewhere actually used the line in the alt text?

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#27247: Jun 30th 2025 at 11:12:42 AM

I love this comic because it sums up my opinion on the matter nicely. I have IOT stuff, but I mostly build them myself, and if I buy such things, if possible buy ones that only connect to local network.

Heaters, air conditioners, etc. — they are useful as it can save a lot of energy if you only turn them on sometime before you come home. Washing machines, less so, as it's perfectly fine if it finishes an hour or so before you come home, so it should be fine to just program them to finish around the time you arrive.

Ovens — even less useful than washing machines. You won't leave unprepared food in the oven for a prolonged time, so again, it's fine if you just program it to finish in time before you leave.

Lights — they are useful if you set up some automation for them. I have some outdoor lights that are set to turn on at the evening and turn off when I go to sleep, or turn on when I arrive home.

Gates, doors — I wouldn't connect my front door to any network, I don't trust the security of anything, whether I build it or not, whether it connects to LAN or directly to the Internet. Gates are less critical, as anything valuable should have locked at least one lockable door behind the gate. And while a gate have usefulness for opening/closing them remotely, but most of the time you don't need to open it from that far, so a simple radio-controlled remote should be enough (something practically all motorized gates have by default).

Cameras — Having remote access to them is useful, but I wouldn't trust any company to handle a camera in my house or garden.

Cars — Again, it has some, but limited usefulness, but it's just too dangerous to be connected to the internet. I know lots of them do, but if I ever to buy a new car, I'd find one that isn't, even if it means buying an older, used one.

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#27248: Jun 30th 2025 at 11:16:01 AM

Unless you've got a high social profile for some reason, door locks are a bit of a sinecure. Anyone seriously wanting to break in won't bother defeating them, but equally you won't attract the kind of attention that brings out the intrusion specialists.

Investing heavily in security might even make you more likely to be targeted, since people think you have something valuable to protect.

Edited by Fighteer on Jun 30th 2025 at 3:08:13 PM

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DeMarquis (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#27249: Jun 30th 2025 at 4:50:48 PM

The problem with the Io T isn't that some Russian hacker is going to take over your house. It's that your appliances will stop working one day and it will be something happening out on the cloud, and nothing you can do about it.

Plus, how much extra are we paying for this service?

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#27250: Jun 30th 2025 at 11:56:15 PM

The most practical of the problems is that the manufacturer closes down or just stops supporting your model, so the device you'd paid a lot extra to be smart will at best work as a dumb device, or at worst stops working at all. It's not just a theoretical problem but something that happens, and not just to small manufacturers. More theoretical, but still not inconceivable danger is that you lose access to your devices because the manufacturer doesn't like you.

As a rule of thumb, if a device relies on a particular external service to work, then you don't own it. You get the worst part out of owning and leasing it. You still have to pay full price (or even more because it's "smart") and bear all maintenance costs, yet it can be taken away from you any time the manufacturer decides to.

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