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Adannor (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#5526: Apr 22nd 2020 at 2:51:10 PM

We don't yet, so far its just scraps of Dronuri having been converted.

Yeah, this is what this is most likely building up to, but its just not here yet.

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#5527: Apr 22nd 2020 at 3:17:23 PM

I just had a terrifying thought. What if we end up with a fleet of teratonne-scale Schlockys?

Adannor (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#5528: Apr 22nd 2020 at 3:26:03 PM

Doubt it. Unless he starts spawning offspring using some sort of fusion of his own and Paanuri reproductive mechanisms.

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Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#5529: Apr 22nd 2020 at 3:43:15 PM

You assume Petey is not going to have a glorious Oh Crap at Gas Giant sized Dark Matter Schlock

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#5532: Apr 24th 2020 at 7:46:49 PM

Enter Stage Right - HELP!

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-25

Now, anyone else care to bet on us getting a fleet of teratonne-scale Schlockys now?

Adannor (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#5533: Apr 25th 2020 at 7:58:31 PM

There we go.

Now it's Teraton Schlocky time.

Edited by Adannor on Apr 25th 2020 at 5:59:48 PM

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#5534: Apr 25th 2020 at 9:34:01 PM

[up]And he's hungry in a food-rich environment.

Pa'anuri, please, just walk away. Rather quickly.

DrunkenNordmann from Exile Since: May, 2015
#5535: Apr 26th 2020 at 3:39:27 AM

Well, that's terrifying. tongue

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Reflextion from a post-sanity world (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
#5536: Apr 26th 2020 at 5:04:53 AM

If you were hearing the Popeye theme in your head during that sequence, you're in good company.

Someone did tell me life was going to be this way.
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#5537: Apr 27th 2020 at 7:19:53 AM

I don't know about the Pa'anuri, but I suddenly feel terrified. And vindicated:

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-27

I just got here.

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#5540: Apr 29th 2020 at 7:56:22 PM

The Pa'anuri are about to discover that it's all about the chemistry:

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-04-30

JakesBrain Since: Jul, 2010
#5541: Apr 30th 2020 at 9:22:29 PM

You know, I really should have seen it coming that Schlock would eventually get to eat a Pa'anuri.

FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
DrunkenNordmann from Exile Since: May, 2015
#5545: May 2nd 2020 at 3:37:45 PM

Well, that looks like a case of Horrifying the Horror if I ever saw one. tongue

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Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#5546: May 3rd 2020 at 7:19:10 AM

Asteroids.

I forgot that Schlock was in the wrong galaxy now. He can't just eat all of Andromeda since he's not in Andromeda.

Writing a post-post apocalypse LitRPG on RR. Also fanfic stuff.
Shinziril Since: Feb, 2011
#5547: May 3rd 2020 at 3:26:24 PM

[up]He can, however, eat all of the invasion fleet that just 'ported in.

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
JerekLaz Since: Jun, 2014
#5550: May 5th 2020 at 3:36:22 AM

Continuity of consciousness still a weird thing.

But good to see Schlock attending a decent buffet....


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