Will someone translate this into moe-ish Japanese for me? "Oh! Sir! I seem to have hit your kidney!" For context: This is being said by a cuted-up anime version of a very flippant Battleaxe Nurse Cosmic Horror.
edited 22nd Jul '09 5:52:51 PM by Made of Meat
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What a casual way of saying it.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.Presumably we will have (a) moved or (b) used the sun as a nuclear power plant for our Matrioshka brain and maybe moved anyway? by that point. Or we'll have starved to death.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.Or rather, they are known for that kind of thing, but they revert it pretty quickly.
Welcome To TV Tropes | How To Write An Example | Text Formatting Rules | List Of Shows That Need Summary | TV Tropes Forum | Know The StaffI hope we move to a planet orbiting a black hole, simply due to Rule of Cool.
Or a pulsar.
I'm not picky.
edited 22nd Jul '09 8:55:51 PM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.Saints Row Two has already stolen several days from me. I must delete it before it can take any more.
Not actually back.I just wrote this. Took about five minutes.
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edited 23rd Jul '09 1:02:10 AM by Made of Meat
Well, M. is creepy. She's really less of a Battleaxe Nurse and more of a Drive Thru Whale Nurse. Or a Marshie Nurse.
edited 23rd Jul '09 12:58:45 AM by Made of Meat
I'm drawing a ref for M. She has taken over my body my soul my lungs on this night, this warm summer night with my honey. Summertime, and the living is easy.
One of these mornings, you're gonna rise up sinning. Spread your wings, and you'll take to the sky.
edited 23rd Jul '09 1:04:43 AM by Made of Meat

Hey, if they ever did an episode on how babies are made... :P
edited 22nd Jul '09 3:48:29 PM by Miijhal