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Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#4626: Jul 22nd 2009 at 3:47:52 PM

I just imagined what a porno would be like with How it's Made music playing over it, and I'm trying my damndest not to laugh like a hyena on the bus.

Hey, if they ever did an episode on how babies are made... :P

edited 22nd Jul '09 3:48:29 PM by Miijhal

Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#4627: Jul 22nd 2009 at 4:46:00 PM

Hey, don't they accept suggestions for that show? We should flood them with "How are babies made?" XD

LullTheConqueror Love Freak from eternal loli Hell Since: Jan, 2001
#4628: Jul 22nd 2009 at 4:47:05 PM

You need to go back to Meme School, my friend. The proper phrasing is "HOW IS BABBY FORMED?"

the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#4629: Jul 22nd 2009 at 5:48:32 PM

Will someone translate this into moe-ish Japanese for me? "Oh! Sir! I seem to have hit your kidney!" For context: This is being said by a cuted-up anime version of a very flippant Battleaxe Nurse Cosmic Horror.

edited 22nd Jul '09 5:52:51 PM by Made of Meat

Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#4630: Jul 22nd 2009 at 6:07:40 PM

I just realized one of the reasons I love this site so much. You're all just as bad as me when it comes to derailing threads. :P

Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#4631: Jul 22nd 2009 at 8:47:38 PM

The world is expected to continue supporting life for another 1.5 billion years, after which the rising luminosity of the Sun will eliminate the biosphere

Wikipedia

What a casual way of saying it.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#4632: Jul 22nd 2009 at 8:49:10 PM

Presumably we will have (a) moved or (b) used the sun as a nuclear power plant for our Matrioshka brain and maybe moved anyway? by that point. Or we'll have starved to death.

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#4633: Jul 22nd 2009 at 8:50:23 PM

Well would you expect otherwise? After all, it's Wikipedia, they're not known for flapping their arms and going "AAAAAAAA WE WILL BE WIPED OUT BY THE SUUUUUUNNNNN!!!"

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Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#4634: Jul 22nd 2009 at 8:51:04 PM

Maybe that's what they should be known for.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#4635: Jul 22nd 2009 at 8:51:20 PM

No worries, if we're still alive we'll have terraformed a new planet far, far away by then.

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#4636: Jul 22nd 2009 at 8:52:02 PM

Or rather, they are known for that kind of thing, but they revert it pretty quickly.

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Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#4637: Jul 22nd 2009 at 8:54:03 PM

I hope we move to a planet orbiting a black hole, simply due to Rule of Cool.

Or a pulsar. I'm not picky.

edited 22nd Jul '09 8:55:51 PM by Tzetze

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#4638: Jul 22nd 2009 at 9:02:28 PM

Maybe that's what they should be known for.

If we tropers wrote about things that really mattered, that would probably be our calling card.

Feedback Of Heteronormative Gender Stereotypes in Anime
DireSloth Since: Jan, 2001
#4639: Jul 22nd 2009 at 9:31:48 PM

Saints Row Two has already stolen several days from me. I must delete it before it can take any more.

Not actually back.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DireSloth Since: Jan, 2001
#4641: Jul 22nd 2009 at 9:34:16 PM

...What the hell? It won't delete? IT WON'T DELETE!

Not actually back.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DireSloth Since: Jan, 2001
#4643: Jul 22nd 2009 at 9:37:55 PM

Ok, that was scary. It's gone now, though. *phew*

Working on my Yotsuba& thing now. FINALLY.

Not actually back.
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#4644: Jul 23rd 2009 at 12:52:12 AM

I just wrote this. Took about five minutes.

Only $19.99! Fully articulated porcelain Nurse M. Figure is decorated with real hair, a vacant China doll stare and an eye socket that gushes real blood. Twist her arm and she'll say one of ten phrases, including "What's wrong with you, prettyboy?" "Ow, your face." "I know I should but I won't so I can't." and "I'm gonna warn you this time." Pull her hair to witness the ongoing battle between her nurturing past and her sadistic present when she recites one of twenty disjointed folkisms or nursery rhymes! Switch her voice box into a mirror, a cadaver and a lamprey to hear her ventriloquism powers! Are you a lonely otaku? If so, you'll love pulling up her nurse's shift again and again to sneak a peak at her panties. Put her in the same room as the Verbluten Figure and watch all your lightbulbs go out! I hope you have a flashlight on hand! Mad Hatter Cake Shop is not responsible for anything that might occur if you don't have a flashlight on hand.

Dress her up! Included in the package is

  • Candy Striper Uniform with white loafers
  • Nurse's Shift with hat and boots
  • Two eyepatches
  • Pair of rubber gloves
  • Random set of thrift shop clothes
  • Bone Mask
  • Random colored eyeball that pops into her empty socket
  • Beer Goggles

Are your other dolls missing parts? Are they going insane? M. has just the right medicine!

  • Three mini rolls of gauze
  • Mini straitjacket
  • Mini electroshock machine
  • Mini stretcher
  • Set of rusty medical tools

She's just like the real thing! Feed her Play Clay instestines and they'll turn into flexible Play Clay tentacles! Sometimes they move on their own! She needs charging for some reason! You can charge her with our Magical Sleep Cap! She's powered by your dreams! Oh my God, mommy, I want one! When she breaks she'll just put herself back together! She never dies! Order now! Now! Now! Send metal money you've had recent physical contact with to Mad Hatter Cake Shop and the doll will get to you!

edited 23rd Jul '09 1:02:10 AM by Made of Meat

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#4645: Jul 23rd 2009 at 12:55:01 AM

That is creepy, Made Of Meat.

SHIKI is dead.
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#4646: Jul 23rd 2009 at 12:57:40 AM

Well, M. is creepy. She's really less of a Battleaxe Nurse and more of a Drive Thru Whale Nurse. Or a Marshie Nurse.

edited 23rd Jul '09 12:58:45 AM by Made of Meat

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#4647: Jul 23rd 2009 at 12:59:39 AM

*scratches head*

Uh, wow. Made Of Meat, you certainly have a future in...uh...

edited 23rd Jul '09 12:59:51 AM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
~ ;) from the ''ruined'' temple Since: Jan, 2001
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#4649: Jul 23rd 2009 at 1:00:05 AM

Why would you even say that

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#4650: Jul 23rd 2009 at 1:03:23 AM

I'm drawing a ref for M. She has taken over my body my soul my lungs on this night, this warm summer night with my honey. Summertime, and the living is easy.

One of these mornings, you're gonna rise up sinning. Spread your wings, and you'll take to the sky.

edited 23rd Jul '09 1:04:43 AM by Made of Meat


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