Just want to say that I had forgotten how to swim. Almost drowned because of it.
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."Swimming...? Is this supposed to be an overly long extended metaphor? Is it not? Or could it be both?
Some writing.@Cap: Was it meant to be?
Edit: Ninja'd.
edited 29th Jun '09 8:04:04 PM by Lucky Revenant
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."Well, Fedora Pirate, sometimes you throw a child into a lake, and sometimes that child doesn't come back up.
Before the invention of benevolent parenting, this was the primary reason parents had twelve or more children.
edited 29th Jun '09 8:28:39 PM by Zephid
I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.I used to be the same way, Fedora. Then I didn't swim for seven years. When I did again, I almost drowned.
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."Forge ahead with your BURNING DETERMINATION, Vaguely Defined Being. Rip caution into tiny little pieces, burn it, and throw it to the five winds.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.All right; I'll play.
I spent a year or two on a swim team as a late elementary-early middle schooler, but the only race I didn't lose by a long shot I was disqualified from. I never went back; there was no reason.
Some writing.Pfft. He needed a dagger? President Andrew Jackson once put a would-be assassin in the hospital with his hickory walking stick alone!
A True Lady's Quest - A Jojo is You!A fan gets his little Haruhi figurine.
"Only I may look up there"
. Ahahahahaha!
This is what I figure the typical anime fan is like.
"Do sleep with my ultimate self when you're drunk, Haruhi!"
Feedback Of Heteronormative Gender Stereotypes in AnimeThat's nothing. Japanese fanboys have RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE'd when they suspect one of their favorite female characters may not be a virgin. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.
Hey, never mind, it's still hilarious.
EDIT: There's another link I'd like to show but the weird characters on the URL make it impossible for me to show here.
edited 30th Jun '09 10:15:00 AM by Metacifer
I don't understand your language. Speak up.You might want to stick an NSFW tag next to that link, Metacifer.
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Well, I can still dream, I guess.
I don't understand your language. Speak up.