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SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
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#8401: May 3rd 2016 at 11:41:30 PM

Holy shit.

OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#8402: May 3rd 2016 at 11:43:25 PM

I'm plumb confused by all this aggression directed at our funnypunning. I'm cherry sorry if it offends you, but may I suggest you come along with us and join in? I'm pining for more puns!

Doodles
PushoverMediaCritic I'm sorry Tien, but I must go all out. from the Italy of America Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I'm sorry Tien, but I must go all out.
#8403: May 3rd 2016 at 11:46:06 PM

Nah, you're barking up the wrong tree, she'd never go fir it.

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
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#8404: May 3rd 2016 at 11:54:40 PM

Not aggressive, just in awe at all these puns

DeMarquis (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#8405: May 4th 2016 at 5:52:32 AM

Sure, just as soon as I finish throwing up...

I'm done trying to sound smart. "Clear" is the new smart.
OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
stevebat Since: Nov, 2009
#8408: May 5th 2016 at 6:54:18 PM

Ion cannons make great tree cutters.

They also make great tree vaporizers.

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#8409: May 5th 2016 at 7:09:18 PM

They're also good for shooting at the people you are trying to plant traps for.

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
No longer a forum herald
#8410: May 5th 2016 at 7:36:15 PM

Uh, guys, you all know that ion cannons in Star Wars are anti-electronics weapons, right? [lol]

I mean, it can't be good for the tree (or a stormtrooper) to be hit with one, but I'm not sure it will do what you think it will.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#8411: May 5th 2016 at 7:59:10 PM

Ah, how annoying it is for scientific terminology to interfere with your cool futuristic gun ideas. Ion and plasma weapons are semantically identical, because plasma is literally ionized matter. They should call a weapon that disables electronics an EMP gun; then it would at least make some sense. But shooting a bunch of ions at someone is exactly what a plasma weapon does, and plasma has an intense magnetic field which would wreak havoc on electronics anyway.

edited 5th May '16 8:00:07 PM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Medinoc from France (Before Recorded History)
#8413: May 6th 2016 at 2:30:47 AM

So Han wants to get an "ion cannon", which is an EMP cannon everywhere else. But is it invisible?

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
TheUnsquished Filthy Casual from A youngun between two oldies Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Married to the job
DonaldthePotholer from Miami's In-State Rival (Emeritus Troper) Relationship Status: Married to the job
#8415: May 8th 2016 at 6:34:26 AM

I'm kind of in awe that Sally is keeping this not-so-B-Plot up, the assistance of Mr. Fluffypants notwithstanding.

DeMarquis (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#8416: May 8th 2016 at 9:31:00 AM

How old should Sally be by now?

I'm done trying to sound smart. "Clear" is the new smart.
GeekCodeRed Since: Sep, 2010
#8417: May 8th 2016 at 9:44:54 AM

Given the two-year skips between each movie, at least eight years older than she was when they started.

I'd say between sixteen and somewhere in her early twenties.

OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#8418: May 8th 2016 at 1:37:54 PM

I think she mentioned being in high school at the beginning of this campaign and as she has not mentioned graduation yet, I'm gonna assume 16.

Doodles
Rotpar Always 3:00 am in the Filth (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Always 3:00 am in the Filth
#8419: May 9th 2016 at 1:36:11 AM

Joke's on you GM advice, I've never achieved anything in a game to brag about!

Haw haw...aawwwww....sad

But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.
DonaldthePotholer from Miami's In-State Rival (Emeritus Troper) Relationship Status: Married to the job
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#8422: May 12th 2016 at 4:55:55 AM

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Just read it, I can't adequately express my horror at what is about to transpire.

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Maridee from surfside Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#8423: May 12th 2016 at 10:19:53 AM

ohmygod

ophelia, you're breaking my heart
Adannor (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)

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