"And Dionysus was actually born by Zeus ... from his thigh. Really. Shortly after the impregnation Semele died, Zeus took the fetus, turned him into a portion of his thigh and delivered him on term. Zeus: the first neo-natal incubator."
◦ "Thigh" was an Ancient Greek euphemism for "penis." So Zeus was really an example of Mr. Seahorse and responsible for the myriad of M Preg fanfiction thereafter."
Ewwwwwwww.
Back to Naruto.....
edited 2nd Feb '12 11:04:48 AM by TheWesterner
I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.
Or. That is bullshit from someone not doing the damn research.
edited 2nd Feb '12 11:21:05 AM by lu127
"If you aren't him, then you apparently got your brain from the same discount retailer, so..." - FighteerOh my god. Persephone was raped by Hades. Insert long natter on it.
Cue me axing it because it's Critical Research Failure.
"If you aren't him, then you apparently got your brain from the same discount retailer, so..." - FighteerThe Danae example cuts off mid-sentence. I don't know which one of us did that. And the Selene example refers to "The above example about Adonis", when there is no longer one.
edited 2nd Feb '12 12:01:25 PM by wanderlustwarrior
The sad, REAL American dichotomyFixed and fixed. The Adonis and Persephone examples were really, really stupid.
"If you aren't him, then you apparently got your brain from the same discount retailer, so..." - FighteerDarui might have better stamina than Kakashi and I doubt he'd stay still long enough for Kamui although Kakashi is faster with it proven by sending 2 of Sauce's Susan's arrows to the next dimension (which I always hear in Vegeta's voice).
And I think Naruto is getting the best of his Blond Ninja Jesus jutsus on the tailed beasts. I think he'll resort to fist no jutsu for Tobi and leave Madara for the 5 Kage.
Remember when Mifune and his Samurai joined the army?
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The sad, REAL American dichotomyShe's one of the few known female Jonin. And the fanboys drool over her.
"If you aren't him, then you apparently got your brain from the same discount retailer, so..." - Fighteer@ Anime Naruto winning the Kyuubi battle:
Nobody fucks with a ripoff of the Onimusha, mother fucker!
Watch SymphogearDatabooks are evil, man.
"If you aren't him, then you apparently got your brain from the same discount retailer, so..." - FighteerYeah, Kishi says she's a jounin.
I guess she doesn't go on missions anymore though though ever since she bore Itachi and Fugaku retired her ass back to the kitchen.
I don't understand how the Nine Tails could be so polite to Naruto now. If I was hit by a Rasen-Shuriken like that you better believe that I'm gonna be an asshole to the guy who did it.
edited 2nd Feb '12 12:45:59 PM by TheWesterner
I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.The fox took two in addition to massive rasengan spam and sage art: super massive rasengam.
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I tried to clean up the intro a bit, but I'll leave actual knowledge about Greece to you.
I know he said Madara, but I assume he meant The Mask. Naruto's probably not going to go to another battlefield he's not currently at to try to talk down a dead guy who's literally dead set in his ways, after he'd already thought the living guy pretending to be the dead guy was beyond redemption.
The sad, REAL American dichotomy