- Most Wonderful Sound: Sometime a kid screaming/crying is this. Mainly because that means they're conscious, breathing, and coherent enough to cry.
- What an Idiot!: Quite a few patients injuries are self-inflected. The greatest example goes to the guy who lost a couple of fingers trying to clear a snowblower....While it was still running....For the second time. Both times he lost fingers.
- Another man broke his ankle. So he decides to pour concrete over it to make a cast..... Turns out that not only is concrete setting a caustic chemical, it's also an exothermic reaction. That means it burns through both heat and chemical.
YMMV / Untold Stories of the E.R.