- The Scrappy: Vince's best friend Alex. He's mostly only Vince's friend since he's the only one not scared of the whole "mob boss as a dad" thing, but he can also be very unsympathetic to his friend and cowardly, which is made worse by his whiny "poor me" nature.
- Vince's roommate in the second book, intentionally. He was supposed to seem annoying for his trivial problems in comparison to Vince's (he did have problems though— politician's son used mainly for photo ops), and Vince could never actually say what his own issues were, which made the roommate think he didn't have any).
YMMV / Son of the Mob