YMMV / Quest of the Delta Knights

• Funny Moments: When Tee leaps from his hiding place and hammers a watchman square in the nuts, the movie saw fit to add a triumphant musical swell to the soundtrack ("Boooorn Freeeeee!").
• Ham and Cheese: David Warner is capable of some quite brilliant, subtle performances. For this movie, however, he puts in about as much effort as Jeremy Irons did in Eragon, or, frankly, Sir Alec Guinness did in Star Wars.
• Heartwarming Moments: The sole unforced, touching moment of the film has Tee jeopardizing everything to rescue an imprisoned Baydool. When asked why, Tee responds heartfully, "I had to."
• Narm: That one dwarf bandit, swinging around on a rope, shrieking "I'm comiiiiiiiing!" It would be funny on its own, but he keeps screaming it over and over.
• Nausea Fuel: Baydool weaponizing his chamber pot to scare off a man sneaking around his property.
• The Scrappy: Leonardo da Vinci. He's supposed to be a Lovable Rogue, but to most people he just comes across as whiny and unprincipled.
• Suspiciously Similar Song: The movie's main theme music (heard over the opening and closing credits) is very similar to a piece in Empire of the Sun, of all things.
• What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?: Prostitution, death, and Fanservice in a children's movie?

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