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  • Annoying Video Game Helper: Cedric the Owl. It should noted that the only time he does anything even remotely useful in the game is when he takes a shot from Mordack meant for Graham during the finale. It's not even a Heroic Sacrifice, he just accidentally flies in the way of the shot while trying yet again to hide behind Graham.
  • Can't Un-Hear It: Josh Mandel as Graham.
  • Damsel Scrappy: Cedric is a nuisance and one couldn't care less about his fate (except for the fact that if he dies before the final battle, the game becomes unwinnable).
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  • Designated Villain: The bakers' cat. He was just hunting down a rat to feed himself when Graham threw an old boot at him.
  • Ear Worm:
    • The ants' song while searching for a needle in a haystack!
    • Good luck getting the town theme out of your head!
  • Ensemble Dark Horse: The bear. Retsupurae keep calling for it to return during their MST of the game, and no wonder — the damn ursine punches out Graham!
  • Fridge Brilliance: Mordack only wanted the Royals, so it makes sense that he probably waited for a specific holiday in which everyone in the castle got the day off (probably a festival in town), leaving only the Royal Family inside. If it was a holiday, it would explain why Graham was taking a walk instead doing of his royal duties.
  • Good Bad Bugs: Play the DOS version with the CD for the Windows version in your disc drive. The game will try to read the audio files off of the disc... The wrong audio files. You'll get entirely the wrong dialogue being played with entirely the wrong scenes, turning the plot into gobbledygook, in addition to sound effects replacing dialogue, dialogue bits replacing sound effects, songs from nowhere, hammers going "boo-boop," and rivers telling you to quit.
  • Hilarious in Hindsight:
    • There's a scene in the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man where Edward dresses up as a bear and punches someone.
    • The infamous encounter with the innkeeper in which his goon RUBS YOU OUT and ties you up is reminiscent of the "gimp" scene from Pulp Fiction. Only this one came out first.
    • The fantasy setting with a town with a Germanic culture is similar to Attack on Titan.
  • Idiot Plot: The entire first half of the game is spent trying to solve a single puzzle — find a way to get the snake out of the way of the mountain path. Seriously, Graham couldn't, I dunno, throw a stick at it? Throw a lute at it? Crush it with a sled? No, he absolutely has to get rid of it by shaking a tambourine at it? Seriously? Never mind that the FIRST thing you must do in this game is to traverse the harsh desert with no provisions whatsoever.
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  • Memetic Badass: The bear that punches out Graham and the POOOOOIsonous snake which manages to take up half of the game just by sitting on a random road.
  • Memetic Mutation: The POOOOOIsonous snake.
    • The fact that the game was made on an one million dollar budget is frequently brought up to snark the game.
  • Most Annoying Sound:
    • Anything that comes out of Cedric's beak can make a player's ears bleed.
    • The town music (on a Sound Blaster or Adlib card) is horrific. And, really, any voice belonging to a small animal, thanks to raising their voices eight octaves. Though there exists a higher quality version played off an MT-32 of the Town theme that's significantly less earbleed inducing, due to the intended ambiance sounding like actual outdoor ambient sounds.
  • Narm: Nearly every spoken line in the game. That or Dull Surprise.
    (Graham lets out a hilarious scream as he falls to his death.)
  • No Export for You: Actually averted and inverted. There is a very rare Japanese release of the EGA version for PC-98 (that works in ScummVM!), playable in Japanese!
  • Porting Disaster:
    • You can't say the NES version wasn't ambitious, but it was a far cry from what Jaleco accomplished with Maniac Mansion on the same platform.
    • The CD-ROM version and its amateur voice cast. Aren't you glad you got a CD-ROM drive?
  • The Scrappy: Cedric. The. Owl. He gives useless information, he leaves when anything dangerous happens, he slows down the action (you have to wait for him to land on something and then speak before moving, on every screen), his voice is high pitched and ridiculous, the only time he gives useful advice is after you can do anything about it, and he is so. Fucking. Annoying.
    • So much reviled that, in an Easter Egg of the VGA remake of King's Quest II, an old King Graham runs after the damn owl with his sword ready to strike. And in Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist, an official game released by Sierra, you see him wandering in the desert, and later find vultures picking at his bones.
    • For extra humor, Space Quest IV turns him into a target that you're able to hit and score 50 points from in Ms. Astro Chicken.
    • And by the time Graham reaches Mordack's island, he's audibly becoming annoyed with Cedric. It doesn't help that Cedric begs Graham to go back, never mind that they have NO WAY to return at all!
  • "Seinfeld" Is Unfunny: This game was huge in the mid nineties, and lots of people have fond memories of it, but it really hasn't aged well.
  • So Bad, It's Good: The voice acting.
  • That One Level: The desert (although the mountain path and the dungeon maze are pretty bad, too).
  • That One Puzzle:
    • The desert. It's a load of Trial-and-Error Gameplay in which you must map out the oases, and it is likely you avoid it early on, never mind it is one of the first areas you must explore in the game.
    • Probably the most infamous is the Mouse puzzle, which has gone down in history as one of the biggest "Screw You" moments in gaming. At one point in the game, you randomly see a cat run after and catch a mouse in the foreground. If you don't throw something at the cat and save the mouse in a matter of seconds, then you end up setting yourself up with a Nonstandard Game Over many hours later in the game when you find yourself tied up in a basement without you being any the wiser.
    • Mordack's castle is full of these, but the most prominent is the weird blue alien thing and the piece of moldy cheese. You actually have to let yourself be caught by the alien thing and thrown in prison, where you then have to notice a tiny rat crawling into a barely noticeable hole and get a piece of moldy cheese from it, which you need for a later puzzle that gives you absolutely no indication that it's the right thing to use. Also, Cassima only comes to rescue you from your cell once, so this is your only chance to get it (not to mention you have to find a way to incapacitate the blue alien thing next time it appears, or else it'll toss you in prison a second time for a game over).
  • Unfortunate Character Design: Graham's character was designed in 16 color EGA for the earlier games. This is retained in the VGA game, and looks rather odd.
  • WTH, Casting Agency?: Lampshaded in Paw's Let's Play. The CD-ROM version of the game was voiced by Sierra employees, with varying degrees of success. Sierra learned their lesson, and pioneered the concept of Hollywood actors voicing computer games. (That being said, developer Josh Mandel was good enough to stay as Graham for VI, and Mandel has been gracious enough to lend his voice to the Fan Remakes.)


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