Joe Loves Crappy Movies
- Replacement Scrappy: George, a The Men in Black agent who replaced Joe when Joe was imprisoned for accusing George W. Bush of treason. He then got replaced by Joe when The Men in Black realized that George was slowly turning into Joe - who did a better job at it anyway. (Also, George didn't want to take out the trash)
- Squick: Joe, upon hearing Irv and Leo got boners at The Secret Life of Bees.
- Tear Jerker: Up for Joe. He's told to suck it up by a kid.