YMMV / Imma Wiserd

• Accidental Innuendo:
  • "when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself."
  • "da loins were cummin towards me."
  • The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
  "NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin.
• Canon Defilement:
  • Hermione gets a particularly bad case of this, as she is totally fine with taking a back seat to the male characters. She has a pink vacuum cleaner as a Patronus and carries a sewing kit around.
  it wuz... HERMAN!1111 "TAK DAT MUTHAFUKA" she sed.
  • Dumbledore not only swears, but seems remarkably flippant in regards to the safety of his students.
  "weres draco?" sed herman. "o he almost died" sed da dumbledoor. "but da best part is every1 on da sliteryn teem died."
  • Almost nothing in this story comes remotely close to resembling the Harry Potter universe. Even the spells have been substituted for a chaotic & inconsistent system that effectively revolves around literal use of the English language, without any indication of how wizards can speak sentences without inducing a mass of effects on the space around them.^note  Apparently in this story, the spell for killing is "die", which should mean that any wizard using that word in conversation runs the risk of killing the very person they're talking to. And that isn't even starting on the anachronisms in the story!
• Ensemble Dark Horse: Thanks to Rangugamer's dramatic reading of the fic, Joseph has turned into this because of his extremely over-the-top Camp Gay tendencies, even being considered by his fanbase as the best character of the entire fic.
• Funny Moments:
  • This gem from Chapter 5:
    "he went ova to da closet an opned in. an out came... A KLUKKLUCKSKLANMAN!1111"
  • IF U FLAM UR RASSIST
• Hilarious in Hindsight: Harry being turned black and the author insisting he was only white because of the movies becomes this when a black actress was cast as Hermoine in a performance of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
• Narm:
  • Whenever Turtle dies seemingly.
  • Also, when he goes to heaven & visits God... who turns out to look like 50 Cent in a robe.

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