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  • Accidental Innuendo:
    • when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
    • da loins were cummin towards me.
    • The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
    "NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin.
  • Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: Where to even begin?
  • Canon Defilement:
    • Hermione gets a particularly bad case of this, as she is totally fine with taking a back seat to the male characters. She has a pink vacuum cleaner as a Patronus and carries a sewing kit around.
    it wuz... HERMAN!1111 "TAK DAT MUTHAFUKA" she sed.
    • Dumbledore not only swears, but seems remarkably flippant in regards to the safety of his students.
    "weres draco?" sed herman. "o he almost died" sed da dumbledoor. "but da best part is every1 on da sliteryn teem died."
    • Almost nothing in this story comes remotely close to resembling the Harry Potter universe. Even the spells have been substituted for a chaotic & inconsistent system that effectively revolves around literal use of the English language, without any indication of how wizards can speak sentences without inducing a mass of effects on the space around them.note  And that isn't even starting on the anachronisms in the story!
  • Funny Moments:
    • This gem from Chapter 5:
      "he went ova to da closet an opned in. an out came... A KLUKKLUCKSKLANMAN!1111"
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  • Hilarious in Hindsight: Harry being turned black and the author insisting he was only white because of the movies becomes this when a black actress was cast as Hermoine in a performance of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
  • Narm:
    • Whenever Turtle dies seemingly.
    • Also when he goes to heaven & visits god... who turns out to look like 50 Cent in a robe.
  • Nightmare Fuel: The baby eating for some.
  • So Bad, It's Good


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