- Crosses the Line Twice: The delinquents' nightly prayers in the jailhouse: "...God bless Richard Nixon".
- Narm Charm: Milked for all it's worth.
- She Really Can Act: Traci Lords.
- So Okay, It's Average: Most people's reaction to the stage musical, which closed after 45 previews and 68 performances. To its fans though, it's just another sad example of a show that was too good to last.