- Cargo Ship: Flying Mint Bunny and Herr Schtick.
- Epileptic Trees: Posts that demand them are a fairly regular occurrence.
- Fan-Preferred Couple: Captalia definitely does not have one, and it is definitely NOT US/UK.
- Fountain of Memes: Is it ever. It got a meme page before a main page.
- One True Pairing: BIAS WHAT BIAS?!
- Ship-to-Ship Combat: Miraculously, it seems to be averted on every occasion.
- Shipping Goggles: If this list is any indication.
- What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made on Drugs?: The general reaction to the comm.
YMMV / Captalia