Yazmin: Listen freaks! Did you really think you can dine and dash on me and mess with my stupid, gullible staff? You got another thing coming!
The Woobie: Troy; his mother abandoned him when he was two years old and has complicated feelings toward her, even after she contacts him again. He also gets lots unwanted attention toward women due to him being an Accidental Pornomancer (not that it stops him from sleeping with them anyway, so at least his sexcapades are consensual).
