- Anticlimax Boss: The Others are defeated very quickly and easily in three mere paragraphs. The Great Other takes this up to eleven.
- Crack Pairing: Lots. Robb/Myrcella, Sansa/Willas, Catelyn/Yohn, etc...
- Ships That Pass in the Night: Robb/Myrcella, Sansa/Willas, Arya/Edric, etc.