The Scratch Wiki, the official wiki of Scratch, is often serious, formal, no-nonsense, and on the point, much like Wikipedia. However, on only one of the 365 days, the Scratch Wiki pulls out the fun and transforms some of itself into an amazing work of Satire, Parody, Deadpan Snarking, Literal Metaphors and informal language, where the Scratch Team are Jerkass Evil Overlords, energy units from projects are a Running Gag, and all sorts of Scratch-related madness.
Think of it as Uncyclopedia, but related to Scratch and kid-friendly.
- Berserk Button: DO NOT move Scratch Cat from the center or else he'll claw you.
- Cats Are Mean: The Scratch Team are Jerkass Evil Overlords that simply only want energy units and to Take Over the World.
- Scratch Cat will (literally) scratch you if you try to move him from the center.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: The former punishment for complaining on the Questions about Scratch forum was to play Sonic the Hedgehog (2006).
- Deadly Game: The literal Flame Wars, where people must Kill Others with Fire.
- Evil Overlord: The Scratch Team.
- Fanboy: Scratch Cat happens to be a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog
- Infinite: Scratch costs $∞.
- Kill It with Fire: The whole entire point of flame wars!
- La Résistance: ScratchX
- Magical Girl: Parodied with the Scratch Stability Team.
- Manchild: Lifelong Kindergarten GroupThe Lifelong Kindergarten Group is a group of adults who stay in kindergarten for their entire lives. They are extremely immature, and play all day.
- Never Say "Die": "SST Member Rouge said the word "kill" but that wasn't allowed so she was fired! :O note "
- New Media Are Evil: Many block companies hate the fact that The Internet has stolen the "fun and enjoyment of playing with real toys like the 50s".
- Reference Overdosed: The wiki loves to make pop culture references, which is normal for comedy. The wiki used to have lots of Sonic the Hedgehog references, until in mid-2016, most of them were removed due to overuse.
- Running Gag: Take a sip every time energy units are mentioned.
- Take Over the World: What the Scratch Team has been trying to do since day 1...
- Take That!: