The Magic Voyage (originally Die Abenteuer von Pico und Columbus or "The Adventures of Pico and Columbus") is an animated feature from Germany that is... loosely based off the voyages of Christopher Columbus. You know, the sailor who wanted to prove the world was round — not find an easier trade route from Europe to Asia, which is surely a far harder concept for children to grasp (for the record, the ancient Greeks already knew that the Earth was round).
Columbus also wished to help his best friend, a woodworm* who never stops talking, rescue his girlfriend. His girlfriend is a Fairy Princess from a Magical Land on the moon, and she was stolen away by an evil swarm of bugs. The Swarm brought her to the new world, where Columbus and the worm finally find her held captive in an Aztec-looking pyramid full of honey. Columbus destroys the evil Swarm, and the native people celebrate his ridding their home of the terrible evil. Columbus and his annoying bug friend sail back home with visions of big cities and shopping malls dancing in their heads.
Surely, you remember all of this from your grade-school history lessons?
Basically, this is the movie that makes Titanic: The Legend Goes On look perfectly reasonable in comparison.
The Magic Voyage provides examples of:
- Abhorrent Admirer: Averted with Queen Isabella. Characters in typical animation would be frightened to have that woman pursuing them. Christopher Columbus, however, even when he ISN'T drunk, seems to enjoy it quite a bit.
- Anachronism Stew:
- Particularly when Columbus is in the jungle - "I need to start going to the gym!" Or (hearing a tribal beat) "That's going to hit over big someday."
- Another example is when Pico fights the rats he says "I learned this move from watching Woody Woodpecker cartoons."
- Columbus's dream sequence has him pulling out a telescope, which would not be invented for over a century.
- Animation Bump: In several spots, going from Limited Animation to rather fluid animation and visa versa during the same scene.
- Anti-Hero: All over the place - Christopher, while a very nice person, is motivated by lust and greed, the sea gull wants to eat Pico, and the rats are only interested in the cheese and only change their mind at the last second (the brown one at least).
- Arson, Murder, and Lifesaving: "You stole our idol! Destroyed our sacred temple! And... made squishy with the Swarm Lord... How can we ever thank you?"
- Artistic License Biology:
- A shark roars like a mountain lion at one point.
- The Swarm Lord looks to be made up of locusts but lives in a giant honeycomb inside of the Aztec temple.
- Artistic License Geography: Possibly in many ways, but lampshaded in the case of Bob the Beaver: "What's a beaver like you doing on a tropical island?" In a strange double subversion, beavers were native to where New York City is today, but the film thinks that New York City is a tropical island!
- Artistic License History: If the page description hasn't tipped you off, this film resembles Columbus' historic voyage as much as The Road to El Dorado resembles Hernan Cortez's campaign to the new world.
- Of course, there was no hive mind of insects terrorizing the Native Americans for Columbus et al. to save, and their real relationship was far more strained.
- In the film, Pico tells Columbus the world is round, and he sets out on his voyage to prove this. In reality, no one really thought the Earth was flat at this point. The Greeks figured it out ages ago. The journey to India was to establish a trade route. Columbus incorrectly thought the Earth was significantly smaller than it was, which was what he was going to prove with the voyage.
- Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs:Pico: This is stupid... this is fun... this is stupid... this is stupid fun...
- Crunchtastic: During the Friendship Song "A Fellow Like You", a woman selling pies says that life isn't always "applepieful".
- Disney Death: Marilyn apparently drowns in a river and Pico finds her lifeless body, but she's revived as soon as the sun rises... but isn't she a Moon Fairy?
- Double Entendre: It starts with the dinner scene when Queen Isabella and Columbus get drunk and start flirting with one another ("There's a lot of exploring to do right here!"), moves on to some sailors asking why Columbus is talking to "his little worm", and goes further and further downhill from there.
- Fan Disservice: Columbus's naked rear is shown twice near the end of the movie.
- Hong Kong Dub: The English voice-actors don't even try to match the Mouth Flaps, so most of the time the characters will say a bunch of lines without moving their mouths.
- Incorrect Animal Noise: The shark who sounds just like a mountain lion is just icing on the cake.
- Informed Species: Pico looks next to nothing like a woodworm, and is closer to Cartoon Creature. Discussed:Marilyn: I've never seen an insect like you before.Pico: That's not surprising.
- Just a Stupid Accent: Columbus speaks with a ridiculous Italian accent, just to remind the viewer that he's from Italy.
- Lull Destruction: The whole movie never shuts up, though maybe the German original was a little more quiet. At one point Pico the woodworm and the fairy are having a "romantic" scene and the voice actors are just muttering completely random nonsense, completely independently of the lip-syncing (or lack thereof).
- Mayincatec: The Aztec temple with a gold idol on what turns out to be Manhattan Island.
- Mind Screw: Barring the whole movie, Columbus running around the jungle in his underwear is a little bit mind-boggling.
- His dream sequence is both a Mind Screw and deeply uncomfortable to watch.
- Misplaced Wildlife: There is a beaver on a tropical island. You know, the famous tropical island of New York. So... misplaced wildlife living in misplaced geography.
- No Accounting for Taste: Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand. The king will try to open his mouth, and his wife's response is "Shut up.".
- Non Sequitur, *Thud*: Columbus, after a rough landing on the Americas: "I, whoever I am, claim this land in the name of... What's-her-name.".
- Politically Correct History: The story of Christopher Columbus is presented here with significantly less genocide than as it actually happened. Invoked, in that the directors knew that the real Christopher Columbus would be a difficult character to root for.
- Sanity Slippage: Columbus starts losing his mind as the movie goes on.
- Speaks Fluent Animal: Columbus seems to be the only human who can hear the animals talk. This is only apparent when other humans think he's nuts.
- Those Two Guys: It seems as though the three rats were originally intended to be a sort of Terrible Trio. Instead they just wander in and out of the movie looking for food.
- Too Dumb to Live: Columbus can be this sometimes.
- Allowing a woodworm aboard a ship made of wood.
- Sticking his hand into fire.
- Or thinking that singing about sailors being eaten by a sea serpent would boost the morale of his crew.
- Trouser Space: During his Dream Sequence, Columbus pulls a spyglass out of his trousers.
- Wingding Eyes: Columbus in the last act of the movie. What the animators were going for, there is no way of knowing, but suddenly his obsession with gold seems to be correlated with deranged swirling eyeballs.