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A Video Review Show created by Christi “The Diva” Esterle in 2012, Musical Hell is hosted by Diva, a demon With An F In Evil who has been shuffled off onto a small expansion shelf somewhere between the third and fourth circles of the Inferno. There, her job is to evaluate and punish the sins of the worst movie musicals ever created. The series posts once a month to RVT, RT Gomer Productions, and its own site
.Musical Hell runs in tandem with Know the Score, a Lighter and Softer companion piece that discusses soundtracks, film and stage musicals, theme songs, and any other form of “dramatic music” that happens to strike Diva’s fancy.
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Musicals on which Diva has passed judgement:
- Annie (2014)
- The Apple
- Arabian Knightnote
- At Long Last Love
- Babes in Toyland (1986 Made-for-TV Movie)
- Basmati Blues
- Beauty and the Beast (Golden 1999)
- Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
- The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
- Burlesque
- Camelot
- Cats (2019)
- Can't Stop the Music
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
- A Chorus Line
- A Christmas Carol: The Musical
- Christmas is Here Again
- The Country Bears
- Country Strong
- Creating Rem Lezar (1989)
- David Copperfield (1993)
- De-Lovely
- Descendants
- Descendants 2
- Descendants 3
- Dick Deadeye, or Duty Done
- Disco Worms (Crossover with Archer Slam-BAM)
- Doctor Dolittle
- Elf Bowling
- The Fantasticks
- The Fearless Four
- Freaky Friday (2018)
- From Justin to Kelly
- Geppetto
- Glitter
- ''Golden Films' Noah's Ark (1995)
- Grease 2
- Happily Ever After
- Hi-Tops
- High School Musical (Crossover with DJ Soundbite)
- Home on the Range
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Golden Films)
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
- I Kissed a Vampire (Crossover with Jess World)
- In Search of the Titanic
- It's a Bird, It's Plane, It's Superman
- Jekyll & Hyde
- Jem and the Holograms (2015)
- Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
- Journey Back to Oz
- Joyful Noise
- The King and I (1999)
- KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park
- La La Land
- Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return
- The Lion King (2019)
- A Little Night Music
- The Lorax
- Lost Horizon (1973)
- Love Never Dies
- Love's Labour's Lost
- Mack The Knife
- Mame
- Mamma Mia!
- Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
- Man of La Mancha
- The Mighty Kong
- Mr. Quilp
- The Music Man (2003)
- Music (2021)
- Nine (Musical)
- The Nutcracker in 3D
- Paint Your Wagon
- The Pebble and the Penguin
- Pennies from Heaven
- Pete's Dragon (1977)
- Peter Pan Live!
- The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
- The Phantom of the Opera (1991)
- Phantom of the Paradise
- Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night
- The Pirate Movie
- Pokémon Live!
- Popeye
- Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical
- The Princess and the Pea
- Quest for Camelot
- Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
- RENT (Crossover with Rufus Reviews)
- Repo! The Genetic Opera
- The Return of Captain Invincible
- Rhinestone
- Rock-A-Doodle
- Rock & Rule
- Rock of Ages
- Rockula
- Romeo & Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss
- Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1998)
- Sci-Fi High: The Movie Musical
- Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire
- The Secret Of Anastasia (1997)
- The Secret Of The Hunchback (1996)
- The Secret Of Mulan (1998)
- The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue
- Sextette
- Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
- Shock Treatment
- The Singing Detective
- Sleeping Beauty (1987)
- South Pacific (2001)
- Spiceworld
- Stage Fright (2014)
- Strange Magic
- Sunday School Musical
- The Swan Princess Christmas
- The Swan Princess: A Royal Family Tale
- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out of Their Shells
- The Ten Commandments: The Musical
- Thumbelina
- Titanic: The Legend Goes On
- A Troll in Central Park
- Walking on Sunshine
- The Wiz
- Xanadu
- Yellow Submarine
- Z-O-M-B-I-E-S (2018)
Musical Hell provides examples of the following tropes:
Know the Score contains examples of:
- Catchphrase: "Hi, I'm Diva from Musical Hell, and I know the score!"
- Lighter and Softer: Rather than playing the role of Caustic Critic for musicals that are at best misguided or weird and at worst borderline unwatchable, Diva explains what makes some of the best musicals what they are or examines the use of popular musical theatre narrative tropes (for example, one video is devoted to the Eleven O'Clock Number, another to the concept of the "I Am" Song and "I Want" Song).
- Ominous Latin Chanting: The opening theme is "O Fortuna".
- Public Domain Animation: The title sequence.
- Signing-Off Catchphrase: "I'm Diva, I know the score, and now so do you."
- Title Drop: It's right there in her opening and closing lines: "I know the score!"
