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VoxTek Employee Hub

"Hello and welcome to VoxTek! If you're reading this then you have successfully sold your soul to one of the Vees and have been brought on as a brand new [struck out] lacky[sic] beloved employee!"
Rules of Conduct

The VoxTek Employee Hub is a tie-in promotional website for Hazbin Hotel launched on November 14, 2025. It's framed as an in-universe employee portal for VoxTek Enterprises, the megacorporation owned by Vox of the Vees. Here, onboarding VoxTek workers can get their identification in order and familiarize themselves with the comfortable and friendly workplace culture of VoxTek.

Videos: "Welcome to the VoxTek Employee Hub", "How to Draw with Valentino"


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  • Abusive Workplace: Plenty of attention is given to the fact that because all of the Vees' employees are literally owned by them, Vox has no obligation to make VoxTek's working environment safe or comfortable for them, and there are lots of crossed out references to workers essentially just being soulless drones for the Vees. That said, VoxTek does apparently provide full healthcare coverage, dental, 100 percent 401 matches and even onsite accommodations for some employees.
  • Actually Pretty Funny: In "How to Draw with Valentino", Velvette laughs at Valentino's goofy imitation of her British accent.
  • Annoying Pop-Up Ad: The "Advertisement" block can only be closed for a short while until it pops back again, and the close button won't be available until the next roll.
  • Bad Taste Call-Out: The only response you can get from Velvette's Outfit Oracle are that your clothes suck and you look ugly.
    You look fat today.
    Omfg please go change.
    Oh honey...no.
  • Big Brother Is Watching You: All VoxTek installations have 24-hour surveillance, so you'd better not be slacking on the job or doing anything suspicious!
  • Brief Accent Imitation: Valentino briefly tries mimicking Velvette's English accent when he calls her in "How to Draw with Valentino", which is exactly as cringeworthy as it sounds. Velvette seems to find it amusing, though.
    Valentino: 'Ey babydoll, we ge'in food, yew wont anyfing?
  • But Thou Must!: In the employee survey, there are multiple questions that all effectively have the same answer listed:
    • The question "If Charlie Morningstar was in front of you right now, what would you do?", the possible answers are "Hit her with a car", "Report this sighting to your Department Head", "Scream" and "Tell her how great it is working at VoxTek and how it is so much better than the Hazshit Hotel".
    • All the answers to the question "How much do you love working at VoxTek?" is "I love working at VoxTek".
  • Buxom Beauty Standard: Not visually shown, but in Valentino's art tutorial, Valentino comments on how Vox's costume design makes him look like he has "huge tits" and how he'd want to suck him off there if he actually had them.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: In the rules list for the VoxTek website, it's mentioned that all the employees are 21+ years old, dodging any issues regarding work in Vox, Valentino, and Velvette's industries with minors.
  • Forced Overwork: If you get "Vox's Employee" as a quiz result on the employee survey, enjoy working 18-hour shifts.
  • Gameplay and Story Segregation: For a loose definition of "gameplay and story," the website has downloadable phone wallpapers of not only the Vees, but also their sworn enemies (Alastor, Charlie, the hotel crew, the angels, and Heaven), and even things and events they couldn't possibly know about in-universe, like Emily's chalk drawing of Sir Pentious' friends she made to cheer him up in "Storyteller".
  • He Who Must Not Be Named: "Alastor" is one of the banned words that VoxTek takes no responsibility for what happens after you say it.
  • Hypocritical Humor: When drawing Vox's hat in "How to Draw with Valentino", Valentino wonders why Vox even wears it when he doesn't really have hair, and then questions if having a TV head means that Vox is bald. Val then says that if he were bald (which he is save for two antennae), he would kill himself.
  • Musical Nod: The background music that plays in "Welcome to the VoxTek Employee Hub" is a soft instrumental rendition of the beginning of "Stayed Gone".
  • Seinfeldian Conversation: In the middle of "How to Draw with Valentino", there's suddenly a long rambling aside Valentino has with a distant Vox about ordering food that goes on for several minutes as they argue about it, as well as Valentino calling Velvette to ask if she wants anything.
  • Signed Up for the Dental: If the website can be taken as fact, VoxTek does provide full coverage for human services such as healthcare, dental, etc.
  • That Came Out Wrong:
    • If you get "Velvette's Employee" as a quiz result on the employee survey, the description says, "Welcome to the Fashion Floor! Hope you like scissoring!... NO NOT LIKE THAT."
    • Due to the Ambiguous Syntax of the statement, Valentino initially interprets Velvette's request to have Val send her the security footage of Ethan getting hit by a car the next time he's blowing Vox as a request to watch the two of them having sex, which she immediately dismisses as gross.
  • There Is No Rule Six: On the Rules of Conduct, there is no rule number seven listed at all, and rule number eight just says "a certain number doesn't exist".
    That's it. Don't question it.
  • Villains Out Shopping: The background dialogue heard in "How to Draw with Valentino" is soul-crushingly mundane, as it concerns two of the series' worst and most heinous villains bickering about where to order dinner from late at night. We learn valuable nuggets of minor characterization, like that Val is a wasteful little bitch who likes to take one bite out of a hot wing before feeding it to Shok.wav.
  • You Have Failed Me: Any of Velvette's employees who make mistakes get used as test subjects for her love potions.

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