Ferret is an opinionated and bitter blogger, Scooter is his dimwitted buddy and Maridee is Ferret's superficial best friend. This humor comic strip updates three days a week.
- Adorkable: Scooter
- Animate Inanimate Object: Scooter's Show Within a Show comic Republican Gun Family.
- Break the Haughty: Ferret
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Scooter
- Deadpan Snarker: Ferret
- Jesse the squirrel, Up to Eleven. Most of Jesse's dialogue is pure snark.
- Dogs Are Dumb: Scooter
- Jerkass: Ed the goldfish to the point where he makes Ferret look like a Nice Guy by comparison.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Ferret, who also qualifies as a Jerkass Woobie at times.
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: Scooter at times.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: Jesse. Any other Macadamia squirrels could count as well.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Scooter near the end of the comic, considering how he bosses those Macadamian squirrels around.
- Weasel Mascot: Ferret, of course.