Or it might be about something else entirely."
Johnny Wander is a Slice of Life webcomic by Yuko Ota and Ananth Hirsh. The comic mostly follows the everyday lives of Yuko and company after graduating college, but since September of 2009, they have started putting up short comics with an Urban Fantasy theme on occasion.
The main cast includes:
Ananth, a self-proclaimed comics nerd, whose hat always covers his eyes. Even when he's not wearing it.
Yuko, a small girl who is often mistaken for a boy, and is "internet famous"note . Can also fit inside a dryer.
Conrad, an exhibitionist who likes to eat breakfast 24/7. Also has a very suspicious hairdo.
John, a mildly ornery tallish fellow who likes to clean.
Steve, a DJ who's skillful with bass.
Mike, a musician who can be stopped with shellfish and/or bullets.
Rook: Yuko's (very talkative) cat. Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Not a real cat.
Gonta: Yuko's dad's cat. Likes to fret.
Mika: Yuko's mom's cat.
George: smiles all the time.
Lela: who likes dogs and cooking.
Cricket: the laundry kitten. Chirrup.
The main comic contains examples of:
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- And Now For Something Completely Different: The short story comics that come now and again.
- Beautiful All Along: Yuko, when she takes off her glasses.
- Also, if you've ever seen an actual photo of her, she's absolutely adorable.
- Bifauxnen: Yuko.
- She's since grown out her hair and the comics as of late 2015 reflect that.
- The Big Guy: The only person John might not be taller than is Jeph and that's only because they haven't appeared in the same comic together.
- Bishie Sparkle: Yuko without her glasses, in this one
- Blatant Lies: "It's been a busy week". Although they actually were swamped that week.
- Brick Joke: The coffee table.
- Can't Hold Her Liquor: Yuko, thanks to Asian alcohol intolerance.
- Character Title: Possibly, but most probably not. There is a character named John, although no one ever calls him Johnny, and there's no obvious reason for the comic to be named after him.
- Because he's just that awesome? ... Nah, probably not.
- Cheshire Cat Grin: George as his default expression.
- Apparently, if he stops smiling, the world explodes.
- Cloudcuckoo Lander: John says the darnest of things.alt-text: how do you come up with these things, man
- The Comically Serious: Being mildly ornery only serves to make John even funnier.
- Cute, but Cacophonic: Rook the cat.
- Cute Kitten: Cricket. "omigosh."
- Death Glare: John tries this.
- Distant Reaction Shot: The garlic incident.
- Double Entendre: Seen here, during a road trip.Yuko: You're going to stay on this road for about 20 miles.
George: What do I get off on?
John: That's none of our business, George!
- Ananth's notes on the comic start with, "The exit was for the Innuendo Parkway, on which we stayed till the end of our trip."
- Dresses the Same: Yuko and Ananth did this once. And then inverted it.
- Due to the Dead: Parodied— he was only moving to Portland.
- Epic Fail: Trying to dry peppers and roast garlic in the toaster oven is a mistake.
- Expressive Mask: The characters with glasses and Hidden Eyes usually get this as a substitute.
- Expressive Computer: The logos on the characters' computers often change to reflect how they feel, or that the computer just died. Also the Apple logo tends to get replaced with other foods.
- Extreme Omnivore: Rook the cat.
- Eye Beams: Cyclops-style Power Incontinence seems to be the reason Ananth wears that hat.
- Filk Song: Made in honor of the below Five-Token Band parody. Also, Call Me Johnny Wander.
- Almost As Much As Dragons is based on Lucky Penny.
- Five-Token Band: Parodied in this strip.
- Flat "What": Ananth in this strip, as well as Yuko in this one.
- Frame Break: In "The Surest Path to Friendship", Cricket and Rook both rub against the panel lines (with Rook's ears actually going past the panel).
- Friend to All Living Things: Yuko likes all kinds of critters, including bugs. Although not enough that she won't get mad at her parents' cats when they barf on her floor, or freak out about finding a dead mouse. And, of course:Yuko: There are squirrels. IN THE WALLS.
- Gladiator Games: John's opinion about the Super Bowl in this strip
- Hidden Eyes: Ananth's hat permanently hides his eyes. Including when he's in bed.
- Although the hat's shadow remains after he takes off the hat... and to keep up the joke, his eyes are always blacked out in photographs.
- Also Yuko and George, whose glasses are Scary Shiny Glasses.... or just thick.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Ananth and Yuko.
- Impossibly Cool Clothes/Real Men Wear Pink: He is a warrior. He seeks the Quickening. Right after some fancy cakes.
- With the right clothes, you can make any journey epic.
- I Want Grandkids: Yuko's mom.
- Journal Comic: Most of the time.
- Lady Looks Like a Dude: Yuko is frequently mistaken for a boy (in-universe). This happens to be Truth in Television.
- Let Us Never Speak of This Again: Subverted, obviously, since they made a comic about it.
- Life Embellished: The autobio comics mostly stick true to life, but then there's little divergences like Yuko losing her arm in a subway door and having it picked up by a small creature.
- Loony Fan: Not very extreme, but ever since Evan moved in, Yuko likes to know what he's dooin'.
- Made of Plasticine/Clean Cut: Beware the NYC subway doors.
- Meganekko: Yuko.
- Mundane Made Awesome: The "Ultimate Clementine Peeling Technique", among others.
- Neat Freak: John, who is sometimes The Comically Serious... and sometimes, Not So Above It All.
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: John says some creepy things sometimes.
- No Hugging, No Kissing: There are almost no implications in the comic that Ananth and Yuko are an item.
- No Mouth: Evan, but he has a mustache.
- No-Sell: The spray bottle does not work on Cricket.
- Noodle Incident: Literally.
- Older Than They Look: Yuko is often mistaken for someone around the age of 14.
- Out of Focus: When the characters of your comics are friends and roommates, they tend to come and go whenever they move away.
- Orwellian Retcon: After the revelation that Conrad's hair is a small furry animal, they went back and drew eyes on it in every single comic.
- Perma-Stubble: Ananth's superpower.
- Perpetual Smiler: George grins constantly. If he is ever not baring his teeth, the world explodes. Although he did grimace once.
- The Protomen: They appeared in a comic accidentally hitting George in the face with a drumstick at one of their concerts.
- The Quiet One: Evan, who is kinda skittish. He also likes Rook a lot.
- Real Men Wear Pink: Ananth enjoys froofy starbucks drinks and wearing Yuko's girly socks to stay warm.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: Rook and Cricket.
- Shonen Hair: Conrad has hair enough like this for someone to ask about it in the Q&A comics. Apparently it's a small furry creature that lives on his head. It looks kinda like a hedgehog...
- Shopping Montage: At Ikea, no less
- Slasher Smile: "the secret punchline is the unwaveringly sinister grin of george rohac"
- Sock It to Them: Used in an Imagine Spot, as the characters discuss what to do with $50 worth of small change.
- Special Guest: Occasionally the gang hangs out with some other relatively popular online figures, such as Neil Cicierega or KC Green.
- Squee!: Yuko in panel three here when meeting an especially lovable owl.
- Yuko will occationally use "omigosh" in lieu of squee, such as when meeting Cricket. Or thinking about coffee tables.
- Straight Gay: A sort of Word of God. John's "John Advice" column on Formspring reveals that he's gay, but you wouldn't know it from the comic (except perhaps from his obsession with cleaning and his delight at the acquisition of a new coffee table). Who'da thunk it.
The short story comics provide examples of:
- Badass in a Nice Suit: Death tends to dress immaculately.
- Belly Mouth: Maws.
- Bishie Sparkle: Pony of the Pony Cop duo.
- Cool Pet: "Puppy", the basilisk.
- Creepy Shadowed Undereyes: Eating feathers makes you develop these. On Callie it's a full-blown case of Looks Like Cesare.
- Disability Immunity: Delilah is immune to her Cool Pet's petrifying gaze, because she's blind.
- Don't Fear the Reaper: Death, who is actually a bit bumbling and awkward (but very sweet and an utter gentleman).
- Kiss of Death/Stripped to the Bone: Cecilia receives a very localised form of the latter when Death kisses her hand at the end of her date and leaves it skeletal to his horror.
- Really 700 Years Old: It's easy to miss, but Cecilia's date with Death happened in the 1920s. She stayed the same physical age for around eighty years because he was avoiding her.
- Shrinking Violet: Cecilia's date, Death.
- Transformation Trauma: The end of Callie Eats Feathers.
- Your Tomcat Is Pregnant: Penny has it explained to her that her cat "Boyfriend" is more likely a "Girlfriend" since it's a calico via Wall of Text.
Barbarous provides examples of:
- Coat Cape: The academy aged fraction of Percy's mind wears an oversized jacket draped over her shoulders.
- Conspicuous Gloves: Cecilia wears her gloves when first meeting Cee, to hide her skeletal hand.
- Doing In the Wizard: While magic is well established, Percy is outright offended when Cerberus claims the apartment she's cleaning up for the new tenants is haunted by the ghosts of a little old couple, since such supernatural sightings are obviously a matter of the planes being misaligned. Then, when she's about to do a simple realignment, the ghosts of a little old couple who had died in the apartment show up to ask her what she's doing, talk about all the travel they've been up to since death, and then scamper off laughing as Death himself shows up trying to look imposing to chastise them. Death then asks Percy for fashion advice and tells her not to tell Cee that he showed up looking horrifying before flusteredly leaving.
- Establishing Character Moment: Percy wakes up from a dream on the subway where someone is telling her she never belonged, has what is quite obviously all of her belongings with her in bags and leaps up to chase a thief who took someone else's bag only to botch the magic when trying to get the bag back damaging the bag and burning her own hands. She's quite obviously intense, emotional and desperate, all things which pique Cecilia's interest later on.
- Extreme Doormat: Cecilia unabashedly hired Percy largely because she's so confrontational that she manages to get Leeds to talk back, yell and argue with her instead of just bowing to her wishes like he does with everyone else.
- Facepalm: After having thoroughly pissed off Leeds the night before, Percy tries to build a rapport with him the next morning. Her attempts at small talk leads to her telling him "Yeah, you're like all shoulders," at which point she stops following him for a second to smack a palm against her face.
- Familiar: Only the Pillars are allowed to have familiars, and while there are rules against making them sentient as it would be unethical, Leeds' reaction to the very mention of the Pillars implies they'd murder or use—enslave—any such familiar reported to them.
- The Magocracy: The Pillars are not only powerful dangerous magic users, they're also the law enforcers and seem to have judicial and legislative powers as well.
- Meaningful Echo: When Percy has not yet accepted Cecilia's offer and is furious at her magic having gone bad she tells Leeds "I'm not good at happy mediums. I'm a hundred percent. Or nothing." Leeds responds with a mild "Well...nobody's nothing". Later, when trapped in a mess of the fractured psyche of herself and Leeds, she has a near identical conversation with a piece of her own mind that reflects her time right after being turned down by the Pillars, and realizes her own growth as she says it.
- Unsound Effect: After Percy tries using her magic, which she knows has gone bad, to hurry along the tile job, the text over her and Leeds' heads as they stare wide eyed at the result is A BAD JOB.
- Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Most people assume Leeds is just a person wearing a fancy glamour, but he is in fact a familiar, a life-form not meant to be anything other than a mindless slave. He was, however, illegally created with free will and personality, things which the public is not meant to think familiars can have.