What do you mean you don't like clowns?
I Want a Drink
is a... uh... webcomic hosted on ComicFury centered around three human-porifera hybrids and a demon in a Crapsack World ruled by a giant Sea Sponge. The webcomic stars three Colour Coded escaped slaves known only as Drink, Wash and Lunch (There's also a Demonic Clown somewhere in there but we don't know much about him yet) and their escape from Squirt and his teddy bear Nuggles.
It contains examples of:
- After the End: While not specified, The Great Squirt hints at something destroying (or at least threatening) the Earth that was, most likely converting the last of humanity into a Slave Race.
- Dinner appears to be the sole survivor of the human race, being the only character so far to actually have skin complexion.
- Ambiguous Gender: Drink's gender has never been confirmed.
- Artificial Limbs: All of Squirt's slaves have no hands and are instead replaced with robotic claws.
- Big Bad: The Great Squirt. He's a dick.
- Chaotic Stupid: Though (probably) not a complete idiot, Wash has put herself and her friends in danger more than once through her actions.
- Clothing Damage: Lunch's torn sleeve.
- In chapter 3 it seems all of the protagonist's clothing has suffered, giving their outfits a more post apocalyptic vibe.
- Colour-Coded for Your Convenience: Can be said about the protagonists and Squirt's slaves, with Drink being Red, Lunch being Orange and Wash being Green.
- Tickles being purple.
- Creepy Doll: Cushion fits this trope, complete with missing arm and Glasgow Grin. She appears as the antagonist of My Dinner and The Maybe Murderer, and she is terrifying.
- Fake Arm Disarm: Wash loses her arm to Nuggles in CLOWN.
- She seems to have replaced it since.
- Fluffy the Terrible: Nuggles.
- Form-Fitting Wardrobe / Future Spandex: All of Squirt's slaves wear a monochrome jumpsuit uniform.
- Gentle Giant: Tickles, until you get on his bad side.
- Guardian Entity: Tickles to Drink.
- The Dragon Nuggles to Squirt.
- Cushion to the other escaped slaves
- Happiness in Slavery: Wash is completely fine with her position, though The Power of Friendship seems to have compelled her.
- Hellhole Prison: The Crab Dungeon.
- Monster Clown: Tickles, though
the description paints him as benevolent. - Rage Breaking Point: Drink's outburst in the first chapter.
- Your Days Are Numbered: All Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner slaves are destined to live up to their namesake when they reach 18 years of age.
