From the maker of Lyle in Cube Sector, Free Cow is a comic about... it's hard to say, exactly. There is a cow named Free Cow (in the money sense AND the ownership sense), and two people named Tibbins and Pippins. Free Cow causes them to get into strange antics that usually end in violence. Can be read here.
This comic contains examples of:
- Alt Text: Of sorts. Highlight the space under each comic and you might find "PHANTOM COMMENTS" that explain something about the strip.
- Driven to Suicide: In Activation, Free Cow and Tibbins both hang themselves after realizing Free Cow's "ultimateomega pookoten times abgillion attack" isn't enough to take candy from a barrel of sitting ducks.
- "Knock Knock" Joke: In Interruption, Pippins knocks at Free Cow's door and tries the "interrupting cow" joke. He's interrupted as Free Cow asks what he's doing on his lawn. Later, Free Cow installs a doorbell on his house to avoid this.
- Failed a Spot Check: At one point, Free Cow says he's going to kick Tibbins' buttox. He doesn't have any.
- Lightbulb Joke: One of the jokes Free Cow makes about airline food during his comedy routine. We never hear the end of it.
- Ms. Fanservice: Lissy, in Appeal. She's ultimately turned into a square with rabbit ears, since otherwise she would've made the panels take much longer to draw.
- To the Pain: In Improvisation, Free Cow promises this after Tibbins... kicks him.Free Cow: I'm going to beat your buttox so far into the ground that you will smash through the other side of the Earth and be hurdled off into space and to the Planet of Satan's Penguins where you shall have your eyes pecked out on a daily basis... by penguins. Now, I know what you're thinking... How can you have your eyes pecked out every day if you only have one pair? Well here is where the beauty of it lies. You see, every day new synthetic eyes shall be crafted in Satan's Penguins official visual research facility specifically for the purpose of installing them into your bloody sockets each morning and the new synthetic eyes shall be even more susceptable [sic] to pain than the regular ones. In fact as research continues to progress the eyes shall be able to be made more and more pain sensitive so that every day shall be more painful than the last until you reach new levels of pain never before thought possible. And I shall sit there and revel in my victory!