is a video review series written by and starring Garrett Snook, aka Il Neige (formerly DJ Il Neige), who reviews mediocre movies of the last 10-20 years, generally movies kids of the 00’s would have grown up with, as opposed to the Internet’s usual fixation on nostalgic 80’s and 90’s media. Citing influences from That Guy with the Glasses, Il Neige takes them down with a good sense of humor and dry commentary along the way. You can also watch his work on Geekvision and The Agony Booth.His YouTube page, containing mirror uploads of many of his older reviews, as well as a few Vlog videos, can be found here. He has also gained a place on Channel Awesome. He has also set up his own Vidme account.
Though he didn't upload a proper review in a few years for the series, Neige official ended the series in mid-2019, announcing he was just going to focus on his music parodies.
Relevant tropes:
- Actually Pretty Funny: His opinion of Jim Carrey as The Grinch in the film adaptation.
- Affectionate Parody: The April Fool's Day video is one for Film Brain.
- Ascended Fanboy: Recently became a part of the That Guy with the Glasses family.
- Berserk Button: Characters that he deems as loud, obnoxious and overall useless characters that function solely as lame comic relief, especially Goon from Titan A.E., Mole from Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Snails from Dungeons & Dragons, Louis from Kangaroo Jack, and BEN from Treasure Planet.
- Bilingual Bonus: Though the name isn't really related to his review style or content, "il neige" is French for "it snows".
- The Cameo: He did one in the crossover of The Rap Critic and Marc Mues.
- He also has a small role in the The Legend of Zelda fan film The Sage of Darkness, where he plays Link's father.
- He appears in Episode 6 of The Reviewaverse Saga, leading the "Topia Wing" in the battle against GEAR.
- He has a recurring guest role on Some Jerk with a Camera, alongside The Wire and Spazzmaster
- He also makes a cameo in The Unusual Suspect's reviews of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Phantom Menace, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.
- Caustic Critic: Mostly subverted. While he is quick to point out flaws in a movie and tear them a new one, he is willing to acknowledge when he feels they might get something right.
- Dull Surprise: In his own review of the Dungeons & Dragons movie, he points out that even the bad acting from high guardswoman with the "armor nipples of doom" can't top Thora Birch as the Empress.
- Later pariodied in his April Fool's Day video, where the character goes through an identity crisis and a split personality tries to give Il Neige a Hannibal Lecture about his "lack of originality," but thankfully, Il Neige does snap out of his Heroic BSoD.
- The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: It gets broken very easily, and Il Neige is constantly in danger from explosions, fires and other weapons that come out the screen.
- Mauve Shirt: Points out how this wasn't handled well in Atlantis: The Lost Empire in the scene when the other characters just sum up their life stories immediately after the big action scene without giving the audience a chance to attach themselves to the characters first.Il Neige: "Honestly, the leviathan could've killed off any one of these characters, and I wouldn't miss any of them because I didn't know anything about them."
- My God, What Have I Done?: During the Monster House review.Il Neige: [in regard to Mr. Nebercracker] Just die already! Just die just die just die!*Nebercracker apparently dies*Il Neige: Oh god, what have I done?
- Nostalgia Filter: Somewhat subverted in the Treasure Planet review - the things he liked as a kid, he started to take issue with as an adult, and vice versa.
- Obviously Evil: Literally points this out with Commander Rourke in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.
- Pet-Peeve Trope: In-Universe examples and he has a good number of these...
- Easily Forgiven: In regard to Jim forgiving Silver in Treasure Planet despite the latter betraying him, Il Neige himself took issue with how happy this ending came off in comparison to the more Bittersweet Ending in the source material and other adaptations, like Muppet Treasure Island.
- Poe's Law: His Nintendo Song is meant to be a satire of people who deride Nintendo for being samey, yet absolutely praise certain non-Nintendo franchises that do the exact same thing, but worse. That said, there were some who didn't get the joke.
- Running Gag: Cheesecake, usage of Star Fox 64 quotes ("Do a barrel roll!") and his fourth wall barrier getting broken.
- Another in his Dungeons & Dragons review of not even bothering to get The Dragon's name correct, from calling him Didgeridoo, Daisy Dukes and Dance Dance Revolution.
- Anytime the characters pull off some crazy stunt, he yells, "EXTREME!!!" to a guitar riff.
- Shameless Self-Promotion: His review of The Sage of Darkness may have been motivated by the fact that it was made by his friends, and he has a bit part in it. Nonetheless, he claims to have been impartial.
- Shared Universe: Becoming a Channel Awesome reviewer made him part of the Reviewaverse, though the cameos and crossovers helped beforehand.
- Shirtless Scene: In Rap Critic and Marc Mues' first crossover.
- Shown Their Work: Especially in the Top 10 Fictional Bands list.
- Something Only They Would Say: Spazz says this when he's about to beat the British out of Il Neige. His answer Oh come on!
- SpitTake: In the Kangaroo Jack review, the main characters and Il Neige partake in this after hearing what the main characters are drinking will make their testicles fall off.
- Unusual Euphemism: Cheesecake for anytime there's Fanservice on screen.
- Viewers Are Morons: He especially hates it when works aimed at kids talk down to their audience and/or are condenscending in manner (such as the musical segments being mediocre to bad just because they're aimed at children).
- We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties: Whenever his fourth wall gets broken.
- Weapon of Choice: His nunchucks.
- What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?: Invoked. Points this out whenever a movie that's supposed to be aimed at children has either copious amounts of Family-Unfriendly Violence, vulgar jokes, or both.[after a crude joke was made] Il Neige: "Kangaroo Jack - an action comedy for the entire family!"
- World of Weirdness: Set in the Reviewaverse, allowing a bunch of weirdness.
