Sometimes the prayers become the prey
The VelociPastor is a short, faux grindhouse trailer made by BrendanSteere
. Released to YouTube in 2011, whereafter it was featured on numerous blogs and screened on G4's Attack of the Show!.
It was adapted into a feature film in 2019.
This work provides examples of:
- Celebrity Endorsement: The Huffington Post article mentions that the news came to them Rosario Dawson approved.
- Lampshaded Double Entendre: "What are you gonna do?" "What I do best." Cue makeout.
- Large Ham: The mafia boss."I don't care what this thing is, or where it came from, it's carved a path through most of my men! I want this thing FOUND and I want it DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!"
- Painful Transformation: The kindly pastor transforms into a dinosaur, hands first, while writhing in pain and staring at himself in horror in his apartment mirror.
- Sinister Minister: Unwittingly, after transforming into a dinosaur the pastor eats people on the streets before targeting criminals.
- Stylistic Suck: A boom mic comes egregiously into shot at 1:45.
