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Andrew Sarran, also known as The Mythology Guy is a content creator that creates sketch-based videos based on mythologies from various cultures, though the majority of his content is based on classical mythology. He also occasionally does reviews of media like video games and movies that include mythological elements and/or he has a personal interest in. His girlfriend, Wilda Atienza occasionally appears in some of his videos.

He has been running a Kickstarter to fund the production of a card game based on various mythology characters.

He has a YouTube channel, a Patreon profile, and an Instagram profile that he and Atienza share and use to post the card game's artwork.


Tropes found in his sketch videos:

  • Afterlife Angst: After being killed in battle, a Viking warrior laments that after a lifetime of fighting, he can finally find peaceful rest... only to realize he's arrived in Valhalla and now has to spend his afterlife fighting and dying cyclically until the coming of Ragnarök.
  • Albinos Are Freaks: When the great Persian hero-king Zal was born with white hair, his father Sam was disgusted, convinced that it was a result of the demon Ahriman's machinations. Zal was abandoned on the highest peak in Persia to die, though thankfully a simurgh, a mythical bird akin to a phoenix, found and saved him.
  • All for Nothing: As two Aztec priests are doing their daily ritual of making sacrificial offerings to the gods to keep the life-giving Sun from falling from the sky, one of them reveals that he forgot to make the sacrifice the day before. As the other priest starts to freak out, it's replaced with the realization that, despite there being no sacrifice, the Sun still stayed in the sky the day after. That quickly transitions to a horrifying realization that the hundreds and hundreds of years of sacrificing the hearts of their fellow men was completely pointless.
  • Ancestral Name: Discussed when talking about how the Egyptian god Horus has been described as the son of Osiris and Isis in some interpretations and as the son of Geb and Nut, a brother to Osiris and Isis, in other interpretations.
  • Are We There Yet?: In a desperate bid to rescue her daughter Persephone from the Underworld, the goddess Demeter pleaded with the goddess Hecate to help her since she was the only one other than Hades that had a reliable way of navigating the realm of the dead. Hecate agrees on the condition that Demeter not be overbearing and annoy her. Demeter solemnly agrees... and spends pretty much the entire trip whittling away at Hecate's patience by the incessant repetition of the question, per this trope. Eventually, Hecate rips into Demeter, sarcastically stating that yes, the barren wasteland without a shred of life, including her daughter in sight was their destination. Demeter, oblivious to her vitriol, remarks that Hecate needs "better planning skills", prompting a wry remark from the goddess questioning if her daughter really and simply ran away, considering her mother.
  • Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: Atalanta is all set and hard-focused on completing the race and winning her independence... and then she stumbles across those golden apples and has her focus completely go off its rails.
  • Audience-Coloring Adaptation: Invoked when a teacher opts to teach his class, who have all seen Disney's Hercules about the real stories of Greek mythology. He quickly realizes what a bad idea that is when he has to cut himself off partway through the stories of Kronos, Zeus, and Odysseus.
    • Happens again when the teacher tries to teach his class, who have all seen the Thor movies of the MCU about the real stories of Norse mythology. He discovers that is also a bad idea when he has to quickly skip over the stories of the mythical Thor, Odin, and Loki.
    • Happens yet again when the teacher tries to teach his class, who are all fans of the Moon Knight (2022) series about the real stories of Egyptian mythology. He yet again learns that this is not a good idea when he rapidly leafs through the stories of Atum, Set and Horus, and Isis.
  • Be Careful What You Wish For: Semele's relationship with Zeus takes a hard turn when she questions if he really is who he says he is. Zeus offers to accept any request of hers that helps prove it, only for her to ask to see his true godly form. The chief god tries to dissuade her since seeing a god's true form is instantly fatal for a mortal. Subverted as Semele wisely agrees with his honesty and Zeus acknowledges that not telling her would have been a really stupid idea. If only the mythical Semele had the same wisdom...
  • Berserk Button:
    • Calling characters by the wrong name, the most frequent example being the Greek hero Heracles
    • Any mention at all of the first two attempts at getting Percy Jackson into live-action media.
    • Tiresias flipped his lid when he came upon that pair of snakes and furiously attacked them. The results, though weren't very pleasant...
  • Big "OMG!": What results when Oedipus discovers his ancestry; when Hades learns that he's allowed a state of Death Is Not Permanent in the Underworld; and when Jesus gets exasperated with the other gods (hilariously resulting in a Big Oh My Dad)
  • Boring, but Practical: Alongside her friends who have abilities like controlling water, fire, summoning the dead, shapeshifting, and hypnotizing people, Annabeth is... smart. That said, she's a daughter of Athena, the goddess of war and strategy, making her equally essential since she can create efficient battle plans.
  • Brains Versus Brawn: When Zeus proudly declares Athena the 'new' god of war, Ares promptly objects. Rather than try and compromise in any way, Zeus opts to phrase it as Athena being the 'smart' god of war. This reflects actual myth since while both divines preside over war, Athena evokes the strategy and cunning of war while Ares evokes the bloodthirst and violence of war.
  • Broken Aesop: Invoked during a sketch where Odysseus asks Hermes for help on dealing with the witch Circe who despises men and uses her magic to turn them into pigs on sight. Hermes' immediate reaction is to tell Odysseus to try and sleep with her, confident that once she experiences pleasure with a man, it will instantly evaporate all her prior prejudice about men being such disgusting pigs on the inside. The hero rightly calls out the flaw in that logic.
  • Chocolate Baby: Played with when Osiris accuses Isis of cheating on him, and when she questions what proof he has, he points out that their son, Horus has the head of a falcon whereas Osiris is traditionally depicted as a green-skinned human.
  • Complexity Addiction: Zeus gets accused of this when it comes to the story of Pandora's Box, where instead of creating a box (or jar) to hold the world's evils and opening it himself, the chief god elected to create a box (or jar) to hold the world's evils and then have a woman created specifically with an insatiable curiosity that would inevitably result in her opening the box and releasing the world's evils unto humanity.
    • Comes up again when the Magician asks Aladdin to go and get the lamp containing a genie inside and hands him a ring containing a different genie to help him. Aladdin questions why he simply couldn't use the power of the ring-genie, which the Magician hand-waves as the lamp-genie is simply more powerful. He also requires that he receive the lamp from another to bypass a protective spell, and again Aladdin wonders why he couldn't just have the ring-genie do it. The Magician advises him to lose the attitude or else.
    • Hera also catches a similar accusation in regard to her feud with Heracles. Because she utterly loathed him and wanted him dead for being a bastard son of Zeus, she instigated numerous terrible events in his life, even sending a pair of snakes to attack him as a baby (which he throttled with his godly strength even then). Despite having more than one moment where she explicitly inflicted Heracles with complete madness, and organizing his Ten, later Twelve Labors as the result of one, Hera never once did anything to directly harm or kill him, always creating indirect threats even though she herself would have been fully capable of eliminating him before he ascended to Olympus and became a god himself.
  • Crippling Castration: After discovering that Loki had fathered a wolf that's constantly growing in size and destined to devour him when Ragnarok comes, Odin is flabbergasted but resolves to deal with it. Then the Mischief God reveals that he also sired a daughter who's fated to fight Odin and rules over the land of the dead where she will deny returning the soul of Baldur, causing Odin to furiously demand Loki cease procreating. Only for Loki to reveal that he also had a child in the form of a massive serpent who is fated to kill Thor. At the last straw, Odin whips out a knife and grimly declares his intent to sever the problematic organ.
  • Defiled Forever: When Amba finally escaped her imprisonment and returned home, immediately Salva declared he had no intention of marrying her simply because she had been in another man's house. Where she had been kidnapped (of which Salva witnessed firsthand), but she escaped before any actual defiling took place.
  • Didn't Think This Through: When Heracles delivers the hound of the Underworld, Cerberos to King Eurystheus as his twelfth and final labor, the King is bewildered at the hero actually pulling it off rather than dying horribly as he had hoped. Now they're both left there with a three-headed monster dog that neither has any use for.
    • After Psyche accidentally sees the face of Eros, the love god says that he cannot be with her because she broke the rule about seeing his face. Psyche promptly calls him out on how ridiculous that is, how were they supposed to have a romantic relationship without ever looking at each other? Eros admits that he hadn't really thought on it, but still tasks Psyche to go on a dangerous quest, which she again refuses and forces him to sit down and actually talk about the problems in their relationship. This utterly confuses Eros, questioning if this kind of problem-solving is "a mortal thing".
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Prevalent throughout many mythologies, particularly when it comes to Jerkass Gods and their legendary levels of pettiness. Some sketches continue this:
    • When Thor shares a meal of meat from his magical goats with a peasant, the latter innocently breaks a bone to eat the marrow. This instantly causes Thor to become furious and demand that the peasant become his slave to make up for it despite being the one to offer the meal in the first place.
    • After Hades informs Zeus about the antics of Asclepius in creating an elixir that can reverse death, he asks his brother to do something about it. Zeus' response is to go out and vaporize the man with a thunderbolt instead of commanding him to stop, to Hades' surprise.
      • This, in turn, leads to Apollo, the father of Asclepius deciding that since he can't get revenge on Zeus for his son's death, he will instead slaughter the Elder Cyclopses that create Zeus' thunderbolts, prompting more exasperation from Hades.
      Hades: Why is it that when Zeus does something wrong, other people suffer because of it?
  • Distaff Counterpart: Pokes fun at the fact that the only major difference between the god Anubis and the goddess Anput is their gender, whereas they share most other traits including appearance (jackal iconography) and sphere of influence (embalming and guiding the dead).
  • Double Standard: Rape, Divine on Mortal: He frequently discusses how often this comes up, especially in Greek myths and most especially when Zeus is involved.
  • Enfante Terrible: Hermes fit this to a T when, as an infant, he managed to successfully pilfer the sacred cattle belonging to Apollo just because he could.
  • Everyone Has Standards: Zeus (a notorious serial rapist and adulterer), Poseidon (another serial rapist and adulterer) and Hades (who (allegedly) kidnapped his wife) are all equally horrified when Ixion comes across a cloud doll of Hera and immediately proceeds to rape it, even managing to impregnate it.
  • Failed a Spot Check: Even as the Greeks were bearing down on their walls to make war, the King of Troy freely accepted a giant wooden horse as a gift and took no action at all to make sure that it was not secretly an invasion plot.
  • Good Thing You Can Heal: When Odin goes to the wise sage Mimir in order to learn the power of the ancient Nordic runes, Mimir denies him on the grounds that only one who knows "true suffering" can possess that knowledge. Odin contemplates it for a while... then takes his own spear and stabs himself in the stomach. Mimir freaks out over what the god is doing, to which Odin believes he is teaching himself true suffering to gain the runes. Mimir does give up the runes and suggests that Odin get some medical help pronto as well.
  • Go Seduce My Archnemesis: A rare male example, and who should attempt it but the literal god of evil, Set when he tried to seduce the god Horus. But Horus was wise to Set's tricks and rejected the attempt. Set tried to force the matter and so he... fired a blank shot at Horus. The falcon god was quicker though, catching the... shot in his hand and throwing it into the river. And then, just to establish his victory and dominance, Horus... fired a blank shot of his own right onto a head of lettuce just before Set ate it.
  • Has a Type: Try as she might, Cleopatra simply cannot resist her amorous feelings for a man in a position of power who is already married (may or may not be twice her age too), as Julius Caesar and Mark Antony both discover.
  • Heads or Tails?: Nico di Angelo asks his father Hades about the three Judges of the Dead that he employs to determine where newly-arrived souls go. Since the three of them were all famous Greek kings in life, and thus couldn't have possibly been Judges when Hades first took over the Underworld, he questions how the job was done before. Hades' response is to flip a coin. When Nico expresses his incredulity over this, Hades not-so-subtly offers to show him how he can also choose to send a soul straight to the Fields of Punishment for disrespecting him and questioning his actions.
  • Hungry Menace: Sekhmet, warrior goddess of medicine seeks to destroy everything in her path. But then the Sun God, Ra offers her a Snickers. When that confuses her, he says that she's only behaving like a raving beast because she's hungry. After begrudgingly taking the offered candy and eating it, Ra asks if she feels better, and Sekhmet, now having turned into the cow-headed goddess Hathor confirms.
  • Identically Named Group: Played With, as when Zeus asks Hermes to take a message to the god of wind, Hermes is forced to clarify which god of wind he's talking about. Zeus is befuddled to learn that there are multiple gods controlling the wind, based specifically on the geographical direction it travels from. Hermes names Astraeus and Eos before moving on to the Anemoi: Boreas (god of the north wind), Notus (god of the south wind), Zephyrus (god of the west wind), and Eurus (god of the southeast/east wind) until he finally gets to Aeolus, the one Zeus actually wanted. However, when Hermes asks what the message is, Zeus has completely forgotten.
  • I Have Many Names: Inverted as rather than there being one entity under different names, the various deities serving as their pantheon's God of Light, particularly the "Bringer of the Dawn" sub-variety, debate on who is the one true Sun God: the Greek god, Apollo; the Greek Titan, Helios; the Norse god, Sol; the Hindu god, Surya; the Egyptian god, Ra; the Japanese goddess, Amaterasu; the Aztec god, Tonatiuh; or the other Aztec god, Huitzilpochtli. A scientist tries to put the debate to rest by stating the logical fact that the Sun doesn't cross the Earth, the Earth crosses the Sun. Apollo promptly dismisses him as being one of those "round-earthers".
  • Insane Troll Logic: Sure, Kronos, rather than stop having children with Rhea, thus preventing the prophecy of a child overthrowing you from coming true, instead, just keep having children and eating them one by one. Surely that won't at all lead to a Self-Fulfilling Prophecy?
    • Why course Psyche's father should follow the wisdom of the Oracle and take his daughter to a tall cliff by the sea while she is in a heavy depression and never once consider that it might be a terrible idea.
    • What does one typically do when they discover that their spouse is pregnant and there exists a fortune told/prophecy that their child will overthrow them? Well, if you're Ra and you hear that Nut is pregnant, you immediately forbid her to have children despite her already being pregnant, nor can she give birth on any day of the year. If she calls you out on how absurd that is and questions if you really intend for her to simply hold in her baby, then you respond yes.
  • It's the Only Way to Be Sure: After Odysseus slaughtered the many suitors that had spent the duration of his twenty-year absence trying to take his domain and his wife Penelope, his son Telemachus expresses his relief that the trouble's finally over. However, Odysseus immediately declares his intent to find and murder those among his own servants that aided in the suitors' ransacking of his estate, frightening his son. Then he plans to go after the suitors' parents for their inability to raise their sons properly. He finally invokes this trope when he says he even intends to kill any person that shares the same name as the suitors "just to be sure".
  • Jesus Was Way Cool: He tends to portray Jesus as an All-Loving Hero and Nice Guy, who reacts with shock when witnessing the outrageous things some other Gods have one, and his own followers using his name to be spiteful.
  • Killer Rabbit: When an unfortunate wanderer crosses paths with the Baba Yaga, their reaction evokes this trope since all they see is a scary-looking, yet harmless-seeming old woman threatening to send her giant chicken house after them. The unfortunate part is that despite her appearance, the Baba Yaga is still feared in Slavic mythology for being a ravenous cannibal and for her fickle nature, sometimes hindering (and killing) and sometimes helping those who travel along the mountain paths she festers near.
    • When Utgard-Loki (unrelated to the godly Loki) challenges the Thunder God, Thor to lift up a seemingly innocent cat and Thor discovers that it is ungodly heavy, Utgard-Loki chuckles to himself that what Thor is actually struggling to lift is the World Serpent in disguise, a creature so massive it wraps around the earth and bites its own tail and which is destined to kill Thor at the time of Ragnarok. Subverted when another Giant comes in and says he's got the actual kitten-seeming-Serpent, causing confusion as to how Thor can't pick up what seems to actually be an ordinary cat.
  • Last Words: He commits several videos to humorously playing these out for mythological characters, such as the Nemean Lion complaining about being hugged too tightly, Icarus looking forward to getting a suntan, etc., etc.
  • Lawful Stupid\Stupid Neutral\Chaotic Stupid: One or more of the three tend to be represented whenever a video involves Koalemos, the Greek god of stupidity.
  • Lesser of Two Evils: Or, in a Japanese guy's friend's case, Lesser of Several Evils as he recently discovered that his wife was actually a Futakuchi-onna (a woman who has grown a second, vulgarity-spewing mouth on the back of the head). The men lament that at least his wife didn't turn out to be one of many other kinds of monster that take the form of women like the Kistune (nine-tailed fox women who drain men's life force), the Jorou-gumo (spider-women who prey on unsuspecting men), the Yuki-onna (ghostly spirit woman with deadly ice powers), the Nure-onna (snake women who lure in and strangle men), the Ikiryo (spirits of the deceased that leave their physical body to haunt others), or the Sazae-oni (marine snail-women that trick men into sex and then castrate them afterward). Unfortunately, their wariness over so many woman-seeming monsters results in them giving any Japanese woman a wide berth.
  • Like Father, Like Son: After a teacher finished explaining how the Greek god Zeus was able to defeat his evil father, the Titan Kronos, and usher in the age of the Olympian gods as their king, a student questions if Kronos was really as villainous as he says. When the teacher tries to argue that Kronos was guilty of leaving the other Titans trapped in Tartarus against his mother Gaia's wishes and deliberately eating his own children to prevent them from overthrowing him, the student correctly points out that as the chief god, Zeus also trapped the Titans in Tartarus against his grand-mother Gaia's wishes and deliberately ate his lover, the Titaness Metis to prevent their child from overthrowing him (resulting in the birth of his daughter Athena via bursting from his head). The student even goes further with Zeus being responsible for Pandora and her Box releasing the world's evils as well as punishing the Titan Prometheus for giving fire to humanity, along with his numerous affairs with mortal women despite being married to his sister-wife Hera. The teacher quickly tries to shut him up, fearfully wondering if the chief god himself might be listening in and won't stand for any disrespect.
  • Lying to Protect Your Feelings: Zeus enters the Underworld to get Persephone back for Demeter, however, upon finding the goddess, she reveals that she actually likes being there and enjoys Hades' company, whereas Demeter is "really crazy". Since Zeus doesn't want to risk angering his sister by doing anything to harm her daughter, when he returns empty-handed and she questions where Persephone is, he points to a nearby pomegranate and lies that because Persephone ate food from the Underworld, she has to remain there forever. Though despondent, Demeter notices and argues that because only one-half of the fruit was eaten, then she should be allowed to leave for half of the year and be with her mother. Still a coward, Zeus immediately agrees with that.
  • Mugging the Monster: When a new arrival to Camp Half-Blood is taunted by a son of Ares, the question is asked about who his godly parent is. When it's revealed that he's a son of Hypnos, the god of sleep, the son of Ares chuckles at the sort of useless power that being able to go to sleep is... until the son of Hypnos demonstrates that he can also put other people to sleep instantly, and upon doing so to his taunter, breaks out a marker to cement his humiliation.
  • Mundane Solution: When Zeus asks Poesidon how he managed to raise his son Percy Jackson into such an accomplished hero, the chief god is taken completely by surprise when Poseidon says he just regularly talked to his son, expressed his love, and supported him in his adventures.
  • Narcissist: The Trope Namer, Narcissus is completely infatuated with his own reflection, to the point that when he walks in front of a mirror, he can't turn away while listening to Foreigner's "I Wanna Know What Love Is"
  • Nightmare Fetishist: When a Japanese boy asks his mother about the presence of several Tsukumogami, she explains to him about their creation from objects that are neglected in their use by the owner. He thinks it over and comes to the decision to have a friend bring him a sex blow-up doll and a body pillow of an anime girl, then locks them in a closet with the clear intent to have them become sentient creatures that he can, er... play with.
  • Non-Answer: When Heracles takes his concerns over some of the glaring inaccuracies in Disney's adaptation of his story to a representative, his question about how they'll remedy the situation is met with one of these, constantly told that they "hear your concerns" without directly committing to a promise of change.
  • Opposite Day: Icarus conspicuously decides to interpret Daedalus's warnings about flying too close to the Sun with their wings held together by wax in this manner. Even after Daedalus makes it explicitly clear to avoid the Sun, Icarus logics his way back into his original choice in a way that really makes him seem Too Dumb to Live.
  • Other Me Annoys Me: When the mythological Thor meets the Marvel character Thor, specifically Thor from the MCU, he initially seems perplexed to see another version of himself, but that quickly goes south when he learns that Mjolnir's counterpart in the Marvel Universe has what he deems "complicated" characteristics where it bequeaths all the godly powers of the Thunder God but only to someone that is deemed "worthy". Conversely, his power is entirely his own and his hammer is just incredibly heavy. Marvel!Thor is amused at the idea that such a small object could be that heavy... until Myth!Thor flings it at him and he almost immediately crumples to the ground unable to get up, whereas his own hammer is easily picked up by Myth!Thor who is worthy after all.
  • Our Monsters Are Different: When discussing how dangerous his country is, a Greek warrior states that he can't walk down the street without encountering a monster like fire-breathing lions, multi-headed serpents, or sentient statues. Then a Japanese housewife comes along and trumps his assertion by revealing she doesn't even have to leave her house to encounter a monster, such as a sentient mattress that smothers its owner (Boroboroton), dishrags that transform into dragons (Shiro uneri), sentient cloth that strangles its owner (Ittan-momen), giant disgusting feet that burst through the roof and demand to be cleaned (Ashiarai Yashiki), and pale men who bend over and expose the eye in between their buttcheeks (Shirime). The Greek soldier soundly admits to the utter insanity of that and concedes.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise:
    • When Loki and Thor plan to retrieve his hammer Mjolnir from the Giant Thrym without having to give him the goddess Freya as demanded, Thor immediately suggest disguising himself as Freya to fool the Giant. His disguise consists entirely of throwing on a wedding dress, despite the fact that Thor is described as built like a mountain with great red hair. And somehow, Thrym is fooled as he accepts the disguised Thunder God upon seeing him.
    • During Athena's weaving duel with Arachne, her "disguise" as a mortal is only and literally a piece of paper on her chest saying "Not Athena". When Arachne insults the goddess, she takes the paper off and Arachne's Oh, Crap! expression follows swiftly.
  • Pun: He has a whole series of videos about making hilarious and clever puns based on characters' names and/or attributes, e.g. how Thor's infiltration of the Giant Thrym's wedding to get his hammer Mjolnir back led to everyone getting "hammered".
  • Really Gets Around: Unsurprisingly, Zeus, king of the Greek gods lives and breathes this trope.
  • Reasonable Request Rejected: When a guy goes to visit the Oracle to hear his future, he's immediately told "no". When questioned, the Oracle goes on a rant about exactly why hearing about your future is a very bad thing, since attempts to avoid a bad fortune have involved things like eating your children, killing your own father, leaving your baby to die in the forest, once even marrying your mother unknowingly. The guy wises up quickly and goes home.
  • Sadly Mythtaken: The focus of some of his most popular videos, the "Every Mythological Inaccuracy" series. He does however stress, to the point of including a disclaimer that simply because a piece of media is inaccurate to the source material does not mean that it's entirely bad and should be avoided. He proves this by declaring that, despite the many liberties that Disney's adaptation takes with the myth of Heracles, it's actually one of his favorite movies.
  • Self-Deprecation: He has confirmed that he is a Christian in his video taking down Netflix's documentary on Cleopatra, and though he goes with the Jesus Was Way Cool approach in portraying him, does poke fun at some of the wackier elements of the faith as well as how a lot of Christians on social media seem to miss the "Love thy neighbor" part.
  • Shell-Shocked Veteran: Played for Laughs several times:
    • When Thor plans to kill his magic goats for a meal, Loki questions why he would do that to the animals that help transport him, to which Thor reveals that he simply resurrects them whenever he needs them for a ride but claims they're totally fine with it. Cut to the goats nearby weeping terribly as by now, they've been killed, cooked and eaten, and then resurrected so many times it's hard not to completely break down.
  • Sibling Rivalry: Apparently, despite going through so much hardship together, Romulus and Remus are still willing to violently murder the other if it means getting a city named after themselves.
  • Someone Has to Do It: Invoked by Zeus when deciding what godly duties to bestow upon his children. After charging Apollo with guiding the Sun across the sky and creating beautiful music, he then turns to Dionysus and assigns the role of being Olympus' town drunk along with overseeing times when mortals are Driven to Madness. Dionysus is not very enthused to hear it.
  • Stop Copying Me: As exemplified by a Drake and Josh clip where Drake is brazenly copying Josh's homework answers, the Romans, rather than make meaningful attempts to form their own mythology, just borrowed heavily from the Greeks and put new names on the old gods.
  • Take a Third Option: When faced with the Lesser of Two Evils situation that is steering the Argo either near the destructive whirlpool Charybdis or the man-eating monster Scylla, or going in between and getting "a little bit of both", Jason opts to take a Fourth Option... and go back the way they came, deciding that getting the Golden Fleece is not worth almost-certain death.
  • Tarnishing Their Own Beauty: After her death and being sent to Yomi, the Japanese underworld, Izanami was found there by her brother-husbnad Izanagi. However, upon seeing her, his first words are to comment on how extremely ugly she's become and completely unattractive she was to him now. Amidst her confusion, he then leaves.
  • The Scapegoat: When a minor god arrives on Olympus and somehow can't locate Dionysus, he asks Zeus, only to be told that Dionysus never existed and is completely made up just to have someone to point the finger at for why both mortal and god are keen on getting completely wasted on wine most of the time.
  • Too Dumb to Live:
    • Even after Osiris states at length how his brother Set is the literal god of evil, when Set challenges him to try and fit into a box as part of a plan to kill him, Osiris willingly goes along with it just to show him up.
    • Upon completing the Labyrinth for King Minos and informing his patron about it, Daedulus, still standing inside of his creation, expresses confusion over the King's actions of walking out the door, closing it behind him, and calling out "Goodbye forever!" all without doing anything to prevent being sealed inside of the nigh-inescapable maze.
    • In the midst of the weaving competition between Arachne and the goddess Athena, when she sees that Athena's weave is actually more impressive, Arachne questions how she should respond. Rather than sensible actions like apologizing for her earlier boast or making a weave that compliments her opponent, she makes the "brilliant" decision to do the reverse and make a weave that is astoundingly offensive and insulting toward the gods.
  • Troll: Loki has a hard time getting to the toilet because Thor left Mjolnir on the lid and he can't get it off. When Loki assumes that it was an accident, Thor quickly proves that it wasn't, to Loki's hissing rage.
  • Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: The pairing of Hephaestus and Aphrodite is usually considered the Ur-Example, seeing as the former was born so hideously deformed that his own mother threw him off a mountain. Which led to him resenting her and getting his revenge. Which led to Zeus promising him the hand of the Goddess of Love and Beauty in exchange. Here, even when warned about Aphrodite's promiscuity and severe likelihood to cheat on him, Hephaestus is still perfectly willing to go ahead just because of her looks.
  • Vomit Indiscretion Shot: Once used a clip of the infamous Family Guy scene where Brian Griffin vomits for almost a minute straight to simulate how Oedipus could have reacted when learning just who his Queen and wife really was.
  • We Need a Distraction: When Odin enlists Loki's help to distract Svaðilfari, a horse belonging to a Giant so they can sneak by and kill the Giant, Loki agrees. It's only after, and with Odin's Spit Take accompanying, that Loki reveals his plan involved the horse being Distracted by the Sexy via transforming into a mare and having sex with it, resulting in Loki getting pregnant with the calf. Said union resulted in the birth of Sleipnir, an eight-legged horse that Odin would make his personal mount.
  • Who Will Bell the Cat?: When the gods of the various pantheons become fed up with mortals arguing about them, they start deciding which one of them should go to Earth and do something about it. However, none actually want to do it because of mortals' past triumphs in killing gods. Then Zeus volunteers and all the others immediately agree that he absolutely should not get involved.
  • Worf Had the Flu: When a producer working on God Of War 2 decides that they should kill Athena, the goddess of war and the greatest tactician in all of Greek mythology, his colleague is astounded at the possibility of what a boss battle with her might look like. Instead, however, the producer decides that her death is going to be a complete accident and take place entirely in a cutscene, prompting a look of utter amazement in response.

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