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StephenVlog is the vlogging channel of Stephen Georg. Beginning on November 24, 2009, Stephen has kept a video record of his life, chronicling events such as his last year and a half of college, marrying the love of his life, Mallory, and general shenanigans. It is going strong to this day.

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  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: The titular String of Bad Luck is the following, in order as said by Stephen: a tempered glass shower door exploding and cutting up Hayley's hand and Stephen's foot, Alex nearly getting into a car wreck, and their server at a restaurant spilling their drink.
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  • Art Evolution: Once the vlog hit Year 7, the videos have had an upwards bump in cinematography and editing effects, motion-tracking vlog titles, and the endslates evolving into a Couch Gag with varying songs.
  • The Artifact: The flip camera used as the logo. A flip camera hasn't been used to record the vlog in years, but it remains the logo, something Stephen lampshaded in a Q&A video.
  • Calvinball: When Stephen and Mal play "1000 Blank White Cards" against Emile and Masae, it rapidly turns into this. ...Meow Desu.
  • Cavemen Versus Astronauts Debate: The legendary Carpet Debate over whether the college dorm's carpet is green (Alex), blue (Stephen) or even black (Dan). It's black, according to an official email response Stephen got.
  • Contrived Coincidence: In the "Potato Boy" Breakfast Stream, Stephen makes a joke about one of the alerts looking like someone who has cut off their fingers...IMMEDIATELY before reading out a donation message (from a while before) from a fan who had just cut off their fingertip in a work accident. Naturally he immediately felt guilty about it.
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  • Cute Kitten: Stephen and Mal's cats, Sagan and Kepler.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Stephen's best friend Alex is one, as is Thomas.
  • Early Installment Weirdness: Early vlog's are rife with cuts, as in every second, and Stephen isn't as expressive as he is later on. Most of the time Stephen doesn't say the day of the week and the camera is often facing up rather than forward.
  • Food Porn: He will often show off whatever he eats, and it more often than not ends up looking delicious.
    • This eventually culminates in a vlog where he jokingly debates whether he should just change the channel to StephenFood.
    • The intro to Favorite Fan Moments #2 (from an April 1st video, Day 859) describes the cast of the channel as "Stephen, Mallory, Minor Characters, This Guy (Alex), And Food".
  • Foreshadowing: The title of the 5.11.17 vlog: "My Appendix". If the vlog seems unusually calm, wait until the 5:10 mark.
  • Funny Background Event: While Stephen is talking in 5.30.17, Sagan crawls all over Mal in the background.
    Stephen: We have a little bit to do, and then I guess get in bed - you have a cat on you.
  • Fun with Acronyms:
    • Day 196: FDJLSMTPHGBAN
    • Day 356: DAYCDSBANGD (pronounced "day CD's banged")
  • Fun with Subtitles: If what Stephen and co. are saying is had to hear, usually due to wind, he will put up subtitles. On one such occasion, though, the wind was so strong even he didn't know what he was saying. In that instance, the subtitles read "[Presumably something about being cold.]"
  • Genki Girl: Mal's younger sister Karley is enthusiastic about everything she does. Exemplified in Day 956
  • Genre Savvy: In one early vlog, Alex chants "Taco Bell! Taco Bell! Taco Bell!" with the camera on him, then states that Stephen will end up doing a Gilligan Cut from that to the group at Taco Bell. Subverted when Stephen instead cuts to a clip of Alex giving birth.
    Stephen (evil grin): I'm cuttin' to somethin' else!
    • Then Double Subverted at the end of the video when Stephen reluctantly admits that they did end up going to Taco Bell after all.
  • Gentle Giant: Stephen is 6'6".
  • Gilligan Cut: Occasionally. Example from Day 1447, when Stephen, Mal, Steve, Deb, and Alex are going to see a Christmas-themed Pirates' Voyage show:
    Stephen: I really don't know what they're gonna do with this, because it's supposed to be Christmas-themed, and I don't know how they're gonna do Christmas-themed pirates.
    (cut to Stephen in the car, about to explain how they did Christmas-themed pirates, until he corpses)
    • The earliest example, on Day 3, when five guys (Stephen and his four friends) are walking:
    Stephen: Oh, if we went to Five Guys Burgers and Fries, this would be so literal!
    (cut to the five of them eating burgers at Five Guys)
  • Gosh Dang It to Heck!: He will often say "Doggone it" and similar expressions in lieu of profanity.
  • Happily Married: Stephen and Mallory got married on August 6, 2011.
  • Irony: In one of the college vlogs (a point at which Stephen and his friends going to Taco Bell way too often was a Running Gag) he found one of his old online journals, in which his younger self from 2005 states he had just gone to Taco Bell for the first time and would never go there again.
    • His insistences in day zero that he would not commit to doing the vlog for an entire year or that nobody would want to see him for 10 minutes.
  • It Is Pronounced Tropay: Stephen sometimes get made fun of by his roommates for pronouncing "giraffe" as "draff".
    • His pronunciation of "cereal" as "surl" is a self-referential Running Gag.
    • His surname is pronounced like the given name "George," not like the German pronunciation.
  • It Makes Sense in Context: If a vlog's title seems weird, its meaning will become apparent in the vlog. For example, "You Are My Restaurant" and "I Have So Much to Say Right Now and All I Can Hear Are Link and Pikachu"
  • Le Film Artistique: Spoofed with "La Pizza Gelée".
  • Lower-Deck Episode: Well, not really episodes, since they're just recordings of real events, but Dan and company took over Day 173, Jarrett took over Day 720, Karley took over Day 956, and Mal and Lindsey took over most of Day 2430. Stephen and Mal rarely appear in those vlogs, with the obvious exception of the last.
  • Mood Whiplash: Chugga's Ark, which was filmed during the family's Hurricane Florence evacuation, opens with Stephen reassuring the viewers that their situation will get better in time. Then we cut to him in a store wearing an enormous Rocko mask.
    Stephen: I'm still run off of adrenaline from the past few days so... that'll fade. And that'll be good because I really need to relax little bit.
    Stephen: "Gah-bage Day is a very dangerous day!"
  • Nonindicative Name: Mr. Dyslexic Heart Bear, an occasional Running Gag, who is actually a stuffed dog toy with a heart reading 'XOXOX' in his mouth (and given a creepy voiceover by Stephen).
  • Not So Stoic: Alex is usually very calm and collected, if irritable and snarky. However, in Oh F#$%, The Bread!, when Stephen notes that he smells something burning while they're in the kitchen, Alex suddenly freaks out, giving the exclamation that became the vlog title, and opened the oven in a panic.
  • Opening Narration: "Hello everyone, and welcome to [day]."
    • More often than not, this has become:
      Stephen: Hello everyone, and welcome to... what day is it?
      Mal: [Day].
      Stephen: [Day]!
  • Potty Emergency: Stephen recounts the time he had to use the bathroom badly, and was held up by being announced prom king.
  • Put on a Bus: Most people from early in the vlog, though justified since the vlog follows Stephen's real life and other people end up moving. A good example is Taylor and Nick, respectively a roommate and friend of Stephen's back in college, who rarely if ever show up ever since graduation.
    • Commuting on a Bus: Some people returned from their bus trip. The best examples are Dan and Alex; the former was a mainstay during college, then was limited to a few visits after graduation, before he moved to Myrtle Beach in late 2016 and started appearing far more often. The latter is a lesser example, as he doesn't live near Stephen anymore but the two visit each other a fair amount.
  • Running Gag: Due to the longrunning nature of the vlog, there are more than can be listed. Some examples include:
    • Stephen not knowing what day it is before the vlog begins, leading to an exasperated Mal having to tell him while he is mid-intro.
    • Early on, "white undershirt" vlogs, which were basically Stephen just talking to the camera. So named because he would usually wear a white undershirt in these videos.
    • In the college vlogs, if anybody uttered the words "Taco Bell," Stephen and his roommates would inevitably end up going there.
    • A minor in-joke in college concerning card send-ins (Stephen had asked people to sign full-card land arts from Magic’s Zyndacar set, but people sent other stuff.). Stephen had gotten a second frame from his parents and hung it up on day 300 (when Jarett came to visit). Alex claimed the lower two rows for cards of Denny Walling (and the lowest for ‘’autographed’’ cards of Denny Walling), who played for the Astros as a pinch-hitter. There was then a joke that when people sent cards, Denny Walling would be brought up (including as a Planeswalker card).
    • Whenever Emile is given the chance to sign off the vlog he says something completely different
    Stephen: And now in typical fashion, thank you so much for watching and... [points camera at Emile]
    Emile: [looks at shirt] I spy with my little eye the three sacred treasures.
    • Ever since Pax 2014, Stephen has an animation of an airplane going across the screen whenever he goes on a flight and every time he has Pcull44444's face pop into frame for a second.
    • Any time Stephen is in bed (or about to get in bed) with Mal and says something to the effect of "I'm sure you know what we're gonna do... we're gonna play Pokémon!"
    • Occasionally when someone says something that fits their character perfectly, Stephen will splice in a flashing rainbow background and the voiceover "THAT'S (name)!"
    • "You slopped your dripper!"
    • Stephen losing his Super Bowl bet with Alex, every single year.
      Stephen: Clearly I am cursed, so.
      • This gag was finally broken in the 2017 Super Bowl - which, funny enough, was thanks to a fourth quarter comeback and the first overtime in Super Bowl history. The Patriots had to really work to break Stephen's curse.
    • Haircut Haikus. Eventually retired in 2019, initially in favour of a Haircut Rap.
    • "There are two good/bad things about X. Number one: ...X."
    • Whenever Mal does anything differently to Stephen, he has a tendency to attribute it to 'is that what you do in Wisconsin?' (or similar) in a tone suggesting it's an alien planet.
    • A major but slightly complex one that began in 2018/19 is Stephen and Mal being referred to as Grandpa and Grandma, and their fandom (and fellow LPers) being referred to as 'grandkids'. This started out as Stephen being portrayed as specifically Josh and Tyler's grandfather, but became a general thing on Twitch due to him being seen as a 'Twitch grandpa' unfamiliar with how Twitch worked and always asking his 'grandkids' for tech support. The only exceptions to this in THE LORE are that ProtonJon is Stephen's son, Chuggaaconroy is his brother and Tom Fawkes is his nephew.
  • Screams Like a Little Girl: Emile, while trying to emulate how he thought Masae would react to a horror game they were playing with Stephen and Mal.
    Emile: [dawning realization] ...Did I really just do that?
  • Shocking Swerve: The first five minutes of "My Appendix" are the usual type of StephenVlog content... only to then Smash Cut to late at night, with Stephen (in pain) being driven to the hospital.
  • Signing-Off Catchphrase: Starting on Day 495, Stephen ends the vlogs with "Let's meet back tomorrow, shall we?"
    • Occasionally done by guests, with varying degrees of success.
  • Something Completely Different: Day 1585, titled "25", is just one minute and forty-five seconds of weirdness. No intro or outro to be had. What trumps this? Day 1815, "surl" (intentionally with no caps).
  • Sound-Effect Bleep: Oh f*DING*, the bread!
  • Spin-Off: Stephen's Let's Play channel StephenPlays started out this way. In 2016 it was joined by MalMakes, Mal's channel about making videogame artwork.
  • Straight Gay: Chaz and Jeff. Their relationship is rarely, if ever, mentioned, and they often come across as just good friends, though some viewers theorized they were together after some time (and Chaz confirmed this in some comments). The announcement of their engagement, as a result, was very out of the blue to some.
  • Take a Third Option: In the Carpet Debate, Stephen and Alex argue for ages about whether the dorm's carpet is green or blue, then turn to Dan for a deciding vote. Dan declares it's black. Funny enough, that ends up being the truth; Stephen emailed his college a while later to ask what color it was out of sheer curiosity, and they confirmed that it's black.
  • The Quiet One: Stephen's roommate Taylor barely says anything.
  • They Go For A Flying Time: Bug Man and Wood Dude, from July 2016 Mail.
  • Title Drop: The title of a vlog will appear in dialogue at some point during it accompanied by the text flashing up. Often this reveals how an apparently nonsensical title makes sense in context. But not always.
  • Troll: Both Stephen and Alex have trolled each other.
  • Verbal Tic: Mr. Dyslexic Heart Bear has one. Yes he does, yes he does.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Stephen's aquaphobia is sometimes mentioned whenever they go near the sea.
  • Word Salad: In the early vlog "Pork Dan Get His Y Juz", Stephen and Alex use alphabetic fridge magnets to make the eponymous sentence on their fridge. Challenging viewers to suggest just what "Y Juz" is becomes a running theme in future vlogs.

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