Web Video / ItsReal85

ItsReal85 is a YouTube and Worldstar Hip Hop comedian. A master of voice-acting, he dubs over clips from various sources to make them "ghetto" or "in the hood". Some of his most famous series are listed here:

• Nigga Turtles, a lengthy spoof of the first two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) films that so far has eleven parts.
• Crackhead Carl: The story of a feud between the unnamed protagonist and a gay crackhead named Carl who is determined to make his life miserable.
• Officer Harris Mint: A psychotic racist cop harasses another unnamed protagonist and regularly threatens to kill him.
• Da Patrol: A buddy cop series.
• Uncensored Cartoons: Dubbed over cartoons ranging from Timon & Pumbaa to The Muppet Show.
• Uncensored NBA Talk: Dubbed over snippets from various NBA footage.
• Freddy and Jason in the Hood: As the title suggests, "hood" versions of Freddy and Jason stalk and kill people, and are set on a collision course.
• A Story Arc begins forming as the rivalry between Freddy and Jason heats up and has destructive consequences for Los Santos, involving the other characters.

As well as numerous other skits and mini-series. Many of his skits are dubbed footage of Grand Theft Auto V, and he has occasionally posted live-action skits as well.

Click here for his YouTube account. He also has an account on World Star Hip Hop.

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Tropes present in the works of Its Real 85 include:

• Anyone Can Die: This begins to take effect in the final episodes of Crackhead Carl. The Hit Man, Pee-Wee, Carl's mother, and Raph are all killed, as well as countless cops and civilians.
• Archenemy: Freddy and Jason, and also Officer Harris and Curly.
• Arc Welding: The final episode of Crackhead Carl confirms that said series takes place in the same continuity as Freddy and Jason in the Hood. "Freddy Krueger in the Hood Part 2" has Freddy and Jason in the same episode as Harris and Carl, confirming it's all one universe. "Friday the 13th" also features a flashback to shortly before the two Crips did a drive-by on Freddy that ultimately got them killed in the first Freddy video.
• Avengers Assemble: The creator has implied that eventually, Freddy, Jason, Carl, Harris, the Nigga Turtles, Splinter, Shredder, Tatsu, and Da Patrol will team up or at least all come together in a future skit. Freddy, Jason, Harris, and Carl all appear together in the second Freddy episode.
• Ax-Crazy: Most of the cast is this, but particular mention goes to Officer Harris, who regularly threatens to shoot a man for no reason, and has been known to brutally run over innocent people. Crackhead Carl also gets bloodthirsty after the death of the hitman.
• The Bad Guy Wins: Every episode of the ongoing series ends with the villains getting away with it. Also, in the Freddy and Jason videos, they successfully kill their targets.
• Badass Boast: A hell of a lot from Freddy.
  Freddy: Taken it back. No-Talking, you hear this shit? Motherfucker, you never had this city. This been my city.
• Benevolent Boss: Freddy treats his men decently and is willing to slaughter an outpost of cops to save one of them - to also save his drugs, of course.
• Big Bad:
  • Officer Harris Mint for his videos.
  • Crackhead Carl slowly becomes one.
  • Shredder for Nigga Turtles.
• Black-and-White Insanity: Literally the case with officer Harris. It's to the point that even after Curly saves his life, and they amicably make amends, he returns two seconds later to continue harassing him and ignores what just happened.
• Breakout Character: Officer Harris and Crackhead Carl are the most popular recurring characters as evidenced by the longevity of their video series. Splinter is this for all of itsreal85's work, however.
• Bullying a Dragon: One of the Crips talks too much trash to Freddy (who's a Blood here) and is killed for it.
• Cerebus Syndrome: The sixth episode of Crackhead Carl starts out lighthearted enough, with Pee Wee and Master Splinter attending a strip club. Then Pee Wee is killed by Carl with a rocket launcher.
• Co-Dragons: No-Talk and another Blood are this for Freddy.
• Comically Missing the Point: When the protagonist hires the hitman to kill Carl, he asks the hitman to act as if their meeting never happened.
  Hitman: What meeting?
  Protagonist: ... Bro, the meeting we just had right now-OH!! I get it! Man, this dude's a professional!
• Donut Mess with a Cop: Officer Harris is convinced to leave his pursuit of Curly in Episode III when he hears that they have donuts at the station.
• Downer Ending: The Crackhead Carl series seemingly ends with Carl facing no retribution for his insanity and instead going on a killing spree.
• The Dreaded: Bloody Freddy. An army of police, a squad of soldiers and a tank were outside he came to demand his drugs and his second command. In person. With only No-talk as backup.
• Driven to Suicide: After the death of the hitman, Carl appears to throw himself off a bridge. Turns out, no, he didn't jump.
• Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Carl is convinced to cease hostilities when his mother becomes a hostage.
• Even Evil Has Standards: Even Bloody Freddy is horrified by the depths of Carl's insanity as he slaughters civilians and policemen alike.
• Insane Troll Logic: Officer Harris is hell-bent on the idea that the protagonist has drugs.
• Jerkass: Pretty much everyone.
• The Juggernaut: Nothing can kill Carl.
  Protagonist: This ain't no normal crackhead!
• Karma Houdini: Officer Harris and Crackhead Carl almost never receive comeuppance for their actions except on two occasions.
  • Officer Harris takes off in his helicopter after nearly killing the protagonist, but in his mad rush to return to the base, he crashes his helicopter! ("Oh shit!")
  • After convincing the hitman to run away with him and steal the protagonist's money, the hitman is murdered.
• Lampshade Hanging: The protagonist begins throwing it in Officer Harris' face that he's responsible for pretty much everything he tries to kill him for.
• Late to the Tragedy: Freddy and No-talk find a battalion of gangsters brutally slaughtered by Jason.
• Likes Older Women: Raph claims Crackhead Carl's mother is cute for an old lady.
• The Mole: The hitman the protagonist hires to kill Crackhead Carl ends up getting together with Carl and stealing the money the protagonist had paid him.
• Never My Fault: Carl frankly got what he deserved when the hit man was killed, but then he goes on a rampage and claims that the protagonists started it. Then when they have his mother hostage, he insists that they stop messing with him when he's the one who started it.
• Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Raph lets himself get riled up by Carl's mother and kills her in a rage, provoking Carl's killing spree which ultimately claims his own life.
• No Name Given: None of the main protagonists are referred to by name.
• Not-So-Harmless Villain: Carl. When the hit man is killed, he goes on a rampage to kill the protagonists. Then they kill his mother by accident and he pretty much destroys the city on his own.
• Once an Episode: Crackhead Carl and Officer Harris Mint feature the titular characters harassing the protagonists and getting away with it at the end of every episode.
• One-Man Army: Carl annihilates the city when his mother is killed. Later, Freddy and No-talk annihilate a large army of police who are even equipped with a tank.
• Paper-Thin Disguise: Officer Harris dons an ugly sweat suit to pose as a drug addict to try to bust the protagonist, who sees right through it. Doesn't help that Harris uses cop diction like "illegal narcotics", which he's also called on for.
• Politically Incorrect Villain: Officer Harris Mint, oh so much. It's to the point that he decides that black seat cushions must be up to no good and panics when he accidentally shoots the white part of a car. He also declares his support for Donald Trump in Episode VII.
• Punny Name: Officer Harris Mint is a pun on "Harassment" - which is all he does to black people (and to a lesser extent other people of color).
• Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Carl embarks on one when his new boyfriend, the Hit Man, is killed. Then his mother gets killed and shit really hits the fan.
• Sacrificial Lamb: Pee Wee is killed by Carl to prove that the crackhead is out for vengeance.
• Sanity Slippage: Crackhead Carl loses his already weak mind when the hitman is killed.
• Sequel Hook: Freddy disses Jason during his song, hinting at a future Freddy Vs. Jason video. In an actual "Bloody Freddy" music video, Jason finally heard Freddy's diss and sets out for revenge.
• Shoot the Hostage: "Raph" kills Carl's mother in a violent rage.
• Story Arc: A violent feud between Freddy and Jason begins to brew and involves Officer Harris Mint and Crackhead Carl as well.
• Super-Persistent Predator: Officer Harris will go through hell to harass the protagonist, even crashing a helicopter into the street!
• Take That!: Officer Harris, one of the main antagonists of The 'Verse, is an avid Donald Trump supporter. In the "Friday the 13th" special, one of Freddy's songs outright includes the line, "Fuck Trump, he's racist", in response to Trump's then-recent remarks on the Charlottesville Nazi rally.
• The 'Verse: "Freddy Krueger in the Hood 2" features Freddy, Jason, Carl, and Harris, confirming once and for all that all of the GTA skits take place in the same universe.
• Villain Song: Freddy Krueger gets "Bloody Freddy" and a sequel to it later on. Carl gets a self-titled rap about himself as well.
• Wham Episode: The fourth and fifth episodes of Crackhead Carl shake up the status quo by having Carl decide to kill the protagonists for murdering his boyfriend, a hitman the protagonist hired to kill him.
• Wham Shot: When Carl arrives to ask the hitman if he's got the money yet, the gears in your head immediately lock into place.