
"Checking in the Vagina Hotel!"
Ever thought of your female body parts having feelings and interacting with each other in funny ways? About your vagina and your anus being portrayed as hotels where various guests check in and out depending on what's going on in your body? Well, that's precisely what Hayley Morris
does in her skits.
Morris is a TikTok and YouTube comedian whose shorts and skits focus on female anatomy and biology, especially regarding assigned-female-at-birth (AFAB) hormonal cycles, menstruation, and genitalia. Her subscribers define her videos as educational low-brow, high-art content.
Tropes provided by this creator's videos include:
- All Periods Are PMS: Exemplified in "GUESS WHO'S RUINED MY WEEK…
", where Period pops in to sing about how she's the problem in response to Hayley questioning why she's been "crying at everything, eating loads and picking fights with [her] boyfriend". - Almost Famous Name: "There's an Intruder at Hotel V
" has Penis claim that Gonorrhoea's name is 'Steve Thomas Irwin'. The sequel, "The Curious Case of Steve. A V Hotel Original
" lampshades it.Penis: But Steve Irwin's that crocodile guy. - Anthropomorphic Personification: Her skits feature human body parts (plus some inanimate, sex-related objects) as people — i.e. Hayley in different costumes. At the V Hotel, we have Period (menstruation) as a woman wearing a reddish brown coat, Hormones wearing a vibrant yellow uniform, Vulva as a woman with a mohawk (bald when the body applies wax), Egg Cell as a woman clad in white, Clitoris as a hooded woman, etc. Male genitalia and sperm are also featured — the penis as a hooded person wiggling inside a sleeping bag and the sperm as people in white suits and funny hats (covered in a white translucent bag when the woman's partner uses protection). The Vibrator is a person inside a purple sleeping bag. At the A-Hole-tel, there are the many Poops (women in black tracksuits), some Farts, and the occasional green bug.
- Cardboard Pal: In "HOTEL V HAS A NEW IDEA
", the workers at Hotel Vagina make a cardboard cutout of Orgasm for Penis when he visits. The sequel, "oh the drama!
", starts with Penis discovering the ruse. - Embarrassing Damp Sheets:
- Implied in "When your Period shows up late
", where Period notices that Hayley has white sheets and rushes to pounce her while she's in bed, even when she insists that Period put some period pants on. - The premise of "Who ruined the pants?
" is Hayley arguing with her various bodily parts and functions about whose fault is it that she sneezed while on her period, causing her white knickers to be ruined and have to be thrown away.
- Implied in "When your Period shows up late
- Feghoot: "An Unexpected Christmas Present at The V Hotel
" has the Hotel receive a heavy package addressed there, only to find Period having shipped herself there by Human Mail, telling them to "enjoy the Christmas period". - Flowers of Romance: In "Valentine's Day for the body parts
", Heart opens a package and finds "a single rose" in it, and comments it to be "romantic"… until she drops it in shock when Clit replies it's for her. - A Glass of Chianti: Period, who is portrayed as an antagonistic force in most of the skits she appears in, spends "Menstrual Cup checks into the V Hotel
" lounging in the menstrual cup while sipping from a glass of red wine, treating it "like a bloody spa". "When your Period shows up late
" even has her directly drinking from the bottle while waltzing into Hayley's room. Of course, it's to evoke the 'blood' connotations. - Hurricane of Puns: The many characters in her Female Body skits speak in puns more often than not as a way to convey double entendres and anatomical reminders. Some gems are when Penis says "Ready or not, here I come", not just because he ended his hide-and-seek
count earlier, but also as a reference to many men's struggles to last enough to get their female partners to reach an orgasm. - If I Can Only Move: In one of her Hotel Vagina shorts, the Body's lover of the week has drunk too much in the morning. As a result, he can't get his penis to get erect. The dizzy Penis enters the V Hotel and collapses as he requests a check-in. The manager informs him that he'd need to be standing. Penis briefly tries to do just that but falls asleep and is slowly dragged out of the place.
- Lots of Luggage: Period is almost always depicted to have lots of suitcases with her while checking into Hotel Vagina. It's a Visual Pun for heavy blood flow.
- Meet the In-Laws: "A DISASTER BEFORE THE IN LAWS ARRIVE
" chronicles Hayley burning dinner before meeting her in-laws for the first time and trying to fix the situation as her body parts offer commentary, only for Brain to check her schedule and find that her in-laws are visiting on a different day. - Nervous Wreck: Brain is extremely prone to overthinking and coming up with the most outlandish scenarios, such as someone sneaking a gun or horse tranquilizers into Hayley's luggage in "Brain Vs Security
". - Nostril Shot: In "An Unexpected Christmas Present at The V Hotel
", the Vagina Hotel's staff — Hormones and the manager — are pleasantly surprised when a present is delivered. When they open it, Period's smug face (shot from a low angle) greets them. - Obnoxious Entitled Housewife: Period is a regular at the Hotel Vagina and assumes control of various bodily functions whenever she's checked in to make Hayley's life hell. In "HOTEL TAKEOVER
", she orders to see the manager of the Hotel when she's informed that her regular room won't be available for another week under the orders of the Hotel owner, courtesy of Contraception Pill. - Punny Name: The Butt-Hole-tel or A-Hole-tel, the rectal counterpart of Hotel Vagina.
- Significant Monogram: In "There's an Intruder at Hotel V
", Gonorrhoea goes by the alias "Steve Thomas Irwin", initials 'STI'… as in "sexually transmitted infection". - Slasher Smile: "There's an Intruder at Hotel V
" ends with Gonorrhoea standing in the doorway of the Hotel with a creepy smile on his face, not speaking at all throughout the short. - Speed Sex:
- "Hotel V's Ovulating
" starts with the receptionist and Arousal Fluid commenting on Sperm (in Condom) "coming" into the Hotel.Arousal Fluid: Whoa, less than a minute! That's gotta be a new record! - In "oh the drama!
", Penis raids the Hotel to look for Orgasm, only to find her "cheating" on him with the "Womanizer OG" (Vibrator).Penis: How long?
Orgasm: I don't know… what, like, 45 seconds?
Penis: Well, I can't compete with that!
- "Hotel V's Ovulating
- STD Immunity: Averted in "There's an Intruder at Hotel V
" and its sequel "The Curious Case of Steve. A V Hotel Original
", where Gonorrhoea joins Penis in a visit to Hotel Vagina, both get kicked out for being dangerous, and the resultant police interviews after Gonorrhoea gets arrested. - Storm in a Teacup:
- In "Summoning the Wrong Guest
", the Body's latest sexual partner is very enthusiastic but utterly useless at managing the Body to reach orgasm — this is signified by his Penis doing a frantic, weird dance. As a result, he summons Queef (slang for expelling air from the vagina) instead of Orgasm. - In "HOTEL V HAS A NEW IDEA
", the V Hotel's manager and Orgasm give Penis a cardboard cutout of the latter (symbolizing a fake orgasm) to appease him upon seeing that he's at it again. It's all for naught for Penis because in "oh the drama!
", it's revealed that Orgasm has replaced him with a Womanizer vibrator.
- In "Summoning the Wrong Guest
- Threatening Shark: Implicitly discussed at the end of "Brain and Period join forces
", where Period comments that she hopes there won't be any sharks where Hayley is going on holiday. Considering sharks hunt prey by detecting blood in seawater… - Trojan Horse: "Brain and Period join forces
" has a variant of this, where Brain sneaks Period into Hayley's luggage while she's distracted packing to annoy her during her "seven day in paradise" on holiday. - Visual Pun: There are many mentions of Period packing heavy bags as a way to convey heavy blood flow.
