"Welcome to Blocklanta, home of the Blocklantans!"
Blocklanta is a Minecraft roleplay video series by YouTuber yikes— Rico, "Dash Moves to a New Minecraft City!"
It follows Dash, who has just moved to the titular city. While looking around, he meets citizens Rico, Brady, and Chloe. They go on to show Dash around town, have a sleepover at his new house, and eat at McDiddy's. Rico then brings up the fact that everyone's diamonds have gone missing. They all start to suspect Brady...
The channel only has three videos, which serves as episodes for the series:
- "Dash Moves to a New Minecraft City!"

- "Dash Survives on Only Half a Heart!"

- "64 Ways to Kill a Zombie in Minecraft!"

Blocklanta contains examples of:
- Aerith and Bob: Two of the four main characters have the names "Dash" and "Rico", while the other two have common names such as "Chloe" and "Brady".
- Big Bad: Brady, after it's revealed that he stole everyone's diamonds.
- Death Is Cheap: Since this is a Minecraft roleplay series, the citizens are bound to respawn.
- Dumb Blonde: Chloe. She often asks her friends on what the simplest of things are, like gold or diamonds, or even pizza. But her friends are here to explain her everything.
- Evil Laugh: Brady does this in "Dash Survives on Only Half a Heart!" and "64 Ways to Kill a Zombie in Minecraft!".
- Get Out!: In "Dash Moves to a New Minecraft City!", while visiting Rico's house, Rico's dad says this to Brady after telling Rico that he's "not sigma".Rico's dad: Hey, it's me, Rico's dad. I don't want you speaking to my son that way. Get out!
- Improv: Plot points and character personalities are the only things that are pre-written, but everything else from there is this.
- Mad Libs Catchphrase: Used sparingly througout the series.
- Chloe has "What's [noun]? I'm just a girl."
- Usually when discovering anything, Brady says "Is this... [Shout-Out/Take That! to any media]?"
- Rico warns Dash by saying, "Whatever you do, don't [verb] (with) Brady!"
- My God, What Have I Done?: In "64 Ways to Kill a Zombie in Minecraft!", Brady realizes the things he caused by blowing up the tunnel and part of Blocklanta.
- NO INDOOR VOICE: Brady, and to an extent, Rico, especially when they're fighting. They both have loud and somewhat raspy voices, but Brady is louder.
- Noodle Incident: Rico tells Dash to not sleep with Brady and that he "learnt that the hard way".
- The Place: Blocklanta is both the title and the city we're introduced to.
- Precision F-Strike: The only swear word in the series is in the first episode, "Dash Moves to a New Minecraft City!". While visiting Rico's house, Brady says:Brady: You have nothing in your house. Rico, you're a pile of crap!
- Pyromaniac: In "Dash Moves to a New Minecraft City!", Brady admits to being "a bit" of one.
- The Reveal: At the end of "Dash Moves to a New Minecraft City!", it's revealed that Brady stole everyone's diamonds.
- Shout-Out:
- With Brady's Mad Libs Catchphrase, he's been able to reference Aquamania and Inside Out.
- The names of the main characters sound familiar to those of Cash & Nico
. Rico even lampshades this.
- Take That!: Blocklanta may not have McDonald's, but they do have McDiddy's.
- Title Drop: In "64 Ways to Kill a Zombie in Minecraft!", after Brady blows up the tunnel and part of Blocklanta, Dash tells him that he doesn't have to be the Big Bad, to which Brady responds:Brady: Is this... Inside Out?
Dash: No. This is... Blocklanta. And you don't have to be the bad guy of Blocklanta.
Brady: Is this... the stinger?
Chloe: What's a stinger? I'm just a girl.
Chloe: What's a stinger? I'm just a girl.
