"YOU COME OUT OR I'LL...I'LL BREAK DOWN THE WEST WING!"
"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shit castle. The prince was a douchebag. But then, one winter's night, an old bitch came into the castle, and as punishment, transformed him into a hideous fag."
— The opening narration
Beauty and the Beastiality
and Crazy Gaston are YouTube Poop videos created by mark3611. They are based on the 1991 film Beauty and the Beast.
Beauty and the Beastiality
- Breath Weapon: The Beast breaks down the West Wing in a rage with one of these when Belle refuses to come down for dinner.
- Department of Redundancy Department: "Every last inch of me's covered in Gaston! (Gaston tears his shirt open, revealing his chest to be covered in ... himself).
- "No one says 'Gaston' to Gaston!"
Le Fou: Gaston!Gaston: *punches Le Fou out* - Disproportionate Retribution: Because Belle won't come for dinner, the Beast destroys the White House.
- Gag Penis: "No one's dick's as incrediibly thick as Gaston!"Billy Mays: Not anymore.
- Gainax Ending: "Hail! Hail Doofania!"
- Genius Ditz: Gaston is apparently good at factoring.
- Non-Indicative Title: Thankfully, there are no acts of bestiality in this poop.
- Shout-Out:
- Doctor Rabbit appears in the Beast's mirror.
- In one scene, the Beast destroys the White House.
- The Beast turns out to be Handsome!Squidward.
- Gaston's nipples are replaced by two grotesque things that say "Quaaaiddd...start the reactor..."
- Take That!Beast: Show me the girl.(mirror shows the opening sequence to Jonas)Beast: (enraged) WHAT!?
Crazy Gaston
- Air Guitar: Gaston does this.
- Extreme Doormat: Crazy Gaston says "no" to no-one!
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Gaston rapidly drinks enough beer to projectile vomit.
- Shout-Out
- Gaston says he's evolving a Kakuna.
- Vomit Indiscretion Shot
