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Jacob Sherwood and crew's "Bad Creepypasta", is a series in which they read and mock creepypastas, including Jeff the Killer, Sonic.exe, The Real Chuck E. Cheese, Squidward's Suicide, and many more. Recurring guests include MD Phantasm, Vinnce12, and The Overanalyst, among a few others. From time to time, they also read fan-made pastas inspired by their riffs.

When they're not ripping on badly written creepypastas, Jacob and his friends have aspirations of film-making. He has made a few independent horror movies (The Dead Walk and the unfinished Ex Abyssus), and is working a fan film based Ben Drowned. From time-to-time, they also do a series of Let's Plays called Super Brit Bros. and livestream on YouTube and Twitch.

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Their website is here, and their YouTube page can be found here.

Bad Creepypasta merchandise is available here


    Creepypastas riffed by BAD CREEPYPASTA 
  • Abandoned by Disney
  • Alex Melee
  • The Alley
  • Aaahh! Real Monsters: The Final Scare
  • Baby Alive Doll
  • Banjo Kazooie (a creepypasta based on the game)
  • Blood Whistle
  • Call of Duty: Black Hell Ops
  • Call of Duty: World at War Beta Disc
  • A Chao's Demise
  • Charlie the Killer
  • A Christmas Creepypasta
  • The Christmas Krampus
  • Chuckie's Mom
  • Clockwork: Your Time Is Up
  • A Close Encounter with the Tails Doll
  • Dating Game
  • Digimon The Lost Movie
  • Dog Bite
  • Eyeless Jack
  • Give Me The Butter
  • Gran Theft Auto San Andreas Limited Edition (sic)
  • HD Death
  • HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING (sic)
  • Help Robloxs Games
  • Hey Arnold! Theory
  • Hobo Heart
  • Holiday Songs (Creepypasta Style)
  • I Hate You
  • Instant Death Disease
  • The Inugami
  • iSacrifice
  • It Will Get Worse
  • It's OK, Your Soul Doesn't Matter
  • Jeff the Killer
    • Jane The Killer: The Real Story
    • Jeff Is Back
    • Jeff The Killer (2015)
    • ''Jeff The Killer vs. Freddy Krueger
    • Jeff The Killer vs. Michael Myers
    • Jeff The Killer vs. Slenderman
    • Jeff The Killer vs. The Rake
    • How Jeff Killed Christmas
  • Kandy Kane
  • The Kill Waker
  • Kirby's Deadland
  • The Lady In The Basement
  • Last Night
  • Laughing Jack
    • The Origin of Laughing Jack
  • Laura
  • Luna
  • The Mall Stalker
  • The Mannequin
  • MaRIo (not to be confused with MARIO by M A R I O)
    • MaRIo II
  • Meeting Ben Drowned's Sister
  • Mindless Max
  • My Name is MCCP
    • Majour Complex Carnage Project
  • Nina the Killer
  • One Stormy Night
  • Playstation Suffer
  • Pokemon Dead Channel
  • Rayman 4
  • The Real Chuck E. Cheese
  • Robloxs is Not Three
  • Ronald McDonald House
  • Sackboy.exe
  • Shadow of Blood
  • Silent Sonya
  • Smiley (not to be confused with the the movie of the same name)
  • Sonic.exe and Sonic.exe/Round 2 (plus a drinking game)
    • Sally.exe
    • Son is.exe vs. Ben Drowned
  • Spongbob: HOPE IS LOST
  • Soul Eater: Bad Blood
  • Squidward's Suicide
  • Stabby Jack
  • Such Words
  • Suicide Mouse.avi
  • Supermario666
  • Tails Doll: My Story
  • Teke Teke
  • Teletubbies: The Truth
  • Terraria: The Stone Pentagram
  • Tetro
  • TF2 Nightmare
  • Thomas
  • The Bloody Painter note 
  • The Day the Music Killed
  • The Haunting Melody
  • The Truth About My Death
  • The Truth of Super Mario
  • Tired Yet?
  • Whistle
  • Wii are Twisted
  • You Were Born...to die...
  • Youchan
  • Youtube is Watching
  • Zelda's Death


Bad Creepypasta provides examples of:

  • Accentuate the Negative: Judging by the title, it's clear that Jacob, Toby, and Matt do not read the best of the bunch regarding creepypastas.
  • April Fools' Day:
    • Overlapping with Trolling Creator; for April 2014, a new Bad Creepypasta video was uploaded which would cover the My Little Pony fanfic/creepypasta Cupcakes. It turned out to be a recipe for baking cupcakes. In the video, they explained that the reason they didn't read the fanfic is because there isn't much to say about it and that it contains too much gore for them.
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    • For April Fool's Day 2018, they did both a mock dramatic reading for a Candle Cove style Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa creepypasta and a Stylistic Suck Pasta.
  • Arch-Enemy:
    • Jeff The Killer. Whenever they read a story about him, expect them to be at their most vicious.
    • JC the Hyena. Sonic.Exe is probably their most hated pasta after Jeff, and he has given a lot of shit for "attacking" his work.
    • Slimebeast has given them shit as well. Though Toby seems to dislike him the most.
  • Berserk Button:
    • For Toby, any forced Title Drop will send him into a rage.
    • Pointless graphic violence, exploitation horror and flagrant use of rape in order to shock the reader. Particularly, if it's to a child or animal.
    • Any sentence that makes absolutely no sense, such as "The knife sounded like it had no reason."
    • Commenters assuming that a story is real, no matter how unrealistic and stupid the story is.
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    • They hate "emotional" writing, where the author outright tells the reader what to feel. Their telling of "Dating Game" exemplifies this.
  • Big "NO!": Toby has one when he finds out about "X - 7 Guardians", given that they show up out of nowhere, have names that are simply "(Japanese word emotion) the guardian of (English word for said emotion)", and the end up having no impact of the plot.
  • Black Comedy:
    • The riffers cracked a few jokes about a little girl the titular Smiley accidentally murdered.
    • In general, they crack a fair amount of black comedy jokes during a rift.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: When a story gets bad, they're bound to swear like no tomorrow.
    • Matt dropped a barrage of F-bombs after the reading of Jeff The Killer vs. Slenderman.
    • A barrage of F-bombs of by the crew after their reading of Clockwork: Your Time Is Up.
  • Corpsing: In the middle of the It Will Get Worse reading, Toby burst into laughter when Jacob read a line that came across as the protagonist discovering masturbation due to the broken English.
  • Creator Bashing:
    • While the riffers generally focus on the stories, they had no problem with attacking the authors of Jane the Killer: The Real Story, Sonic.exe, and Clockwork: Your Time Is Up.
    • Funnily enough, the person they kept attacking during their riff of "Jane the Killer: the Real Story" (Mr.Angry Dog) wasn't the author of the story, just the creator of the character it was about.
  • Crystal Dragon Jesus: Name-dropped by Matt near the end of Call of Duty: Black Hell Ops when the protagonist believes the Japanese choir in the game is the victims of Hiroshima speaking to him.
    Matt: Sweet Crystal Dragon Jesus, is this guy serious?
  • Cuteness Proximity: Toby's infant daughter was in the room during their riffing of You Chan, and he's pulled off the story twice because she was acting cute. The first time it happens, Jacob puts up a screenshot of Toby and his daughter to prove it (and she is adorable).
  • Da Chief: Their interpretation of the chief from "Sonic.exe/Round 2".
  • Deadpan Snarker: What Jacob, Toby, and Matt initially set out to do when making fun of a story. Often turns into yelling at the story.
  • Does This Remind You of Anything?: The group makes quite a few jokes about the "feeling" Jeff the Killer gets in his story being sexual arousal. Even more so in the remake, to the point of a Jaw Drop.
  • A Dog Named "Dog": The group make fun of the lack of creativity in the dog named Fido from Laughing Jack.
  • Dramatic Ellipsis: They poked some fun with this at the end of Thomas.
  • The Dreaded: Played for Laughs with the Toffee Crisp Vampire.
  • Drinking Game: Jacob, Toby, and Matt participated in a drinking game for their readings of Sonic.exe and Sonic.exe/Round 2. After the second one, they swore never to do one again. This promise didn't keep, though, as You Chan has them drink whenever they call the story's main character a piece of shit.
  • Dude, Not Funny!: The guys' thoughts on Dating Game, since the story is in incredibly bad taste, and is also the reason why they are much angrier during the reading.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: Defied in their riff of How Jeff Killed Christmas. Jacob points out that just because Jeff spared a little girl's life, doesn't make him any less of an irredeemable monster, especially since he just murdered the little girl's parents.
  • Everyone Has Standards: They hate the nameless main character of "Dating Game" because of how overly-dramatic, sexist and selfish he is. The bad writing and exploitive horror didn't help in the slightest.
  • The Faceless: MD Phantasm wears a mask to hide his face out of privacy.
  • Flat "What": Jacob's reaction to the ending of Sonic.exe. During the outtakes of the Sonic.exe drinking game, Toby also had this reaction after Jacob and Matt mentioned a NSFW Pokémon fanfic to him.
    • This happens with Jacob twice during the reading of Smiley as he had a hard time reading a poorly-constructed sentence in the story.
  • Funny Background Event:
    • About two-thirds into the reading of Jane the Killer: The Real Story, Vinnce12 began to ranting and raging on the creepypasta only for him to lose connection in the Skype chat. The other readers assumed Vinnce12's rage destroyed his internet connection.
    • In the readings of Alex Melee and The Mannequien, Jacob fell asleep, leaving the others to read the rest.
    • During the reading of Suicidemouse.avi, Toby hit random keys on a piano when Jacob mentioned the piano noises in the story.
  • Gender-Blender Name: The protagonist of The Bloody Painter is a boy named Helen.
  • Gosh Dang It to Heck!: "Mr. Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the heck was going on." The group reading the story comment on the fact that the author used the word heck after describing the incredibly gory descriptions of dead children.
  • Grammar Nazi: The BAD CREEPYPASTA crew often calls a creepypasta out for their poor use of grammar, spelling errors, and tense swaps.
  • Gratuitous German: Jacob's opening line for TF2 Nightmare.
  • Gratuitous Japanese: The description of the Call of Duty: Black Hell Ops riff is "Watashi wa Bootman Bill desu. Watashi no nihongo wa heta desu."
  • Grumpy Old Man: Parodied in the Jeff The Killer reading, where Jacob gave Jeff a voice of an old man.
  • Hype Backlash: The crew had a particularly nasty one after reading the unanimously-praised Jeff The Killer vs. Slenderman, from ridiculing the story to Toby going flat-out berserk to the sheer stupidity of the couple introduced at the end and ridiculing fans of the creepypasta.
  • Hypocritical Humor: During a Let's Watch of Evan Bernardi's Easter Egg - Snow on Mt. Silver fan film, Toby mocked Blake's messy hair only to get called out by Jacob who mentioned that his hair wasn't any better, then posted a picture of Toby's hair before his haircut.
  • Insult to Rocks: After the reading of It's OK, Your Soul Doesn't Matter, MD Phantasm claimed the story was written by children for children to read. Jacob thought it was too insulting and went into a small rant how they should be writing better stories as they are learning in school.
  • The Internet Is for Porn:
    • They mocked the protagonist of I HATE YOU for using his newly acquired computer to pirate pornography, and turned one of the lines into a wanking joke.
    • In the reading of A Chao's Demise, Jacob suggested the protagonist should be introduced to internet porn for eagerly waiting for his friend to give him a bootleg copy of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle for free.
    • In Soul Eater: Bad Blood, they assume the protagonist waited for his parents to leave the house so he can watch what he thought was a hentai version of Soul Eater.
  • Jerkass:
    • Matt is the least sympathetic of the group when it comes to ripping on creepypastas and their authors. MD Phantasm also has some jerkass moments towards some of the stories he's involved in.
    • Some of the authors whose stories the crew read also fall into this category; the most egregious example being J.C The Hyena, the author of Sonic.exe (who threw an infamous tantrum when his story was removed from the Creepypasta Wiki).
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Matt, Jacob and Toby can be pretty mean towards stories, creators and each other. However, whenever they call out horrible stories they always have a point. They also clearly respect each other and their fans.
  • Larynx Dissonance: As they read Clockwork: Your Time Is Up, when it comes time to read Natalie's dialogue, they experiment with her first line. Her voice goes from Batman to Dr. Claw to The Rock Biter.
  • Mascot: The Toffee Crisp Vampire is one to BAD CREEPYASTA.
  • Major Injury Underreaction: In "Dog Bite", they keep ripping on the fact that the main character is nonchalant about having been bit in the face by a dog.
  • MST: Of poorly-written creepypastas, as well as mocking the clichés and contrived elements often associated with them.
  • "No. Just... No" Reaction: Jacob refused to read the detailed descriptions of dead children in Squidward's Suicide and Laughing Jack.
    • Not to mention their reaction to a lot of the Gorn in Clockwork: Your Time Is Up
    Toby(?): (In a singsong voice): I'm not reading the rest of this!
    • Toby did it again in You Chan when the author described something disgusting. It took Jacob a moment to realize he did that, and was mortified at what Toby skipped (thankfully not reading it himself).
    • And again in The Origin of Laughing Jack. They skip the entire second half of the story because it's almost nothing but Gorn.
  • "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer:
    • All of the the pictures shown on the first part of the Jane The Killer: The Real Story riff, are all drawings of Nazis. Underneath the pictures, there's text that reads "ACTUAL ARTWORK BY THE AUTHOR!" (Which is technically untrue, as the pictures were from Jane's creator Mr. Angry Dog, not Pasta Stalker 64 who actually wrote the story).
    • In the reading of Tetro, they posted the page image for the story, which depicted a poorly-drawn person melting done in MS Paint. Underneath the image has the caption of "ACTUAL IMAGE FROM THE WIKI".
    • During Mindless Max, a picture of a boy in a house is followed with the caption "Actual picture for this story on the wiki"
  • Number of the Beast: This cropped up often in Supermario 666 and they counted how many times "666" showed up in the story along its clichés.
  • Obligatory Swearing: "Jeff The Killer vs. Slenderman" and "Jeff the Killer vs. Michael Myers" are criticized for use of swearing in an attempt to make Jeff look cool.
  • Purple Prose: The author's use of purple prose in "Blood Whistle" is quickly noticed and ridiculed.
  • Rage Quit: When a creepypasta gets too infuriating, this is what happens. Usually involves Toby.
    • Jacob understandably did just this after a part in Dating Games where The main character finds out his wife is a killer through watching a video of her murdering an infant
  • Raging Stiffie: They made some boner jokes about the "random feeling" Jeff was having in Jeff The Killer.
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: The BAD CREEPYPASTA crew gave a harsh speech towards the author of Clockwork: Your Time Is Up and everything wrong with it after the reading of the story.
  • Running Gag: "Could this X be the work of the Illuminati?" A T-Shirt design based off of it is even in the works.
    • Jacob, Toby, and Matt calling Michael Myers various shapes whenever "Jeff the Killer vs. Michael Myers" refers to him as "The Shape".
    • Referring to blood as 'Vick's Vapor Rub' in "Kirby's Deadland".
    • Toby "correcting" any mention of the Emerald Isle as Emerald Hill Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in Abandoned by Disney.
    • If Jeff the Killer appears in a story, he's usually referred to as a fish, and is given the voice of an old Northern English man.
    • In general, famous creepypasta characters (Sonic.exe, Jane the Killer,etc.) are typically given really funny voices with often exaggerated accents. The only character to subvert this is Clockwork, who, while given a deep, guttural growl at first, is later switched to a normal and quiet feminine voice due to the former hurting Jacob's throat.
    • Though it isn't as common as it used to be, whenever the word floor came either a few words or a sentence after the word door, one of the them would say "Do the dinosaur.".
    • In Thomas, Jacob and Matt refer to one of the characters, Valerie, as Valerie, Valeria Hudson due to the way the story introduced her. They eventually stop the running gag.
    • During Pokemon Dead Channel, they start making sex-with-your-dad Jokes.
  • Sarcastic Clapping: One of these is given to the line "the next level started, its name was NoisNeMiD DaEd. This scared me because it was "Dead Dimension" Backwards," during the reading of Kirby's Deadland.
    • One was done while reading the comment section of I HATE YOU.
  • Sarcasm Mode: Happens a lot.
  • Screw This, I'm Outta Here!:
    • After Toby heard I HATE YOU got a creepypasta of the month award, he walked out of the room only to come back shortly afterwards.
    • Upon reading the "We can't just kill that thing! It's a beast version of our mascot!" from The Real Chuck E. Cheese, Jacob walked out in anger and left Toby to read the rest.
    • Jacob attempted to walk out of reading Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman in the first few sentences of the story but the others convinced him to keep reading.
    • In the reading of Jeff the Killer vs. Michael Myers, Jacob immediately walked out when he got to the part where Jeff the Killer and Jane the Killer made out.
    • Toby tried to leave at the beginning of Clockwork: Your Time Is Up, claiming he had a doctor's appointment, but was stopped due to Jacob saying "Toby, sit the fuck down".
  • Separated by a Common Language: Discussed in their response to Slimebeast's critique of their Abandoned by Disney reading. They admit that they did not realize that the fifty foot snake was not simply a large snake, but far larger than any real snake, due to not being not familiar with the imperial system.
  • Serial Escalation: When giving their closing thoughts on Clockwork: Your Time Is Up, Dating Game, and How Jeff Killed Christmas respectively, Matt would come up with increasingly over-the-top ways of telling the authors of said stories to eat a dick, culminating in this wonderful quote:
    Matt: "6000 years ago in an ancient city, mankind came together to build a tower made of dicks. And God did say, 'That is way too many dicks' and smote them! And made many languages, and from the ruins YOU ATE THE DICK. TOWER. OF BABYLON!!"
  • Shout-Out: They joke about Laughing Jack being set in space after the protagonist of the story yells at the titular monster "Get away from him, you bastard!".
    Jacob: "'I picked up the key and opened up the (beat) door.'"
    Matt: "Got on the floor."
    Jacob and Matt: "Everybody walk the dinosaur."
  • Skewed Priorities: It is frequently pointed out how the narrator of Dating Game views being a single 32-year-old employed at Burger King as being the most traumatic thing in the world, even compared to other peoples' children dying of leukemia and even himself getting sodomized with a screwdriver
  • Special Guest: In the reading of Squidward's Suicide, the crew brought in an English teacher to give her an idea of Sturgeon's Law of creepypastas.
  • Suckiness Is Painful: Lampshaded by Toby at the end of the Sonic.exe drinking game after taking many shots of booze from ripping on the story.
    Toby: "Yeah, I think I'm going to head to the pub now and uh—oh wait, hang on, I've already done fucking liver poisoning."
  • Take That!:
    • Jacob makes many to Zack Snyder.
    • He's also fond of taking a few shots at PewDiePie.
    • After the release of the Jurassic World trailer, many are made to it.
    • Vinnce12 took a shot towards Drake in the Smiley riff.
    • Several are made towards the Harry Potter series in multiple videos.
  • Tempting Fate: In My Name is MCCP, the increasingly ridiculous events in the story cause Jacob to say that Slender Man is going to show up. Guess what happens just minutes later.
  • The "Fun" in "Funeral": Toby and Matt point out that J.C the Hyena describing a wake as a "funeral party" is very disrespectful.
  • Translation Trainwreck: They assumed It Will Get Worse was ran through Google Translate five times.
  • Wrestler in All of Us:
    • In their reading of Jeff the Killer, MD Phantasm made a few quips in this regard when the fight scenes came around. Although it could hardly be helped considering one of the characters is named Randy.
    • Turned Up to Eleven in the fanpasta Jeff the Killer: Hyper British Edition, when Jeff piledrives Randy (named Jacob in this version) then drags him onto the roof and suplexes him off the roof onto a table of assorted puddings.
  • You Bastard!: During the gang's riff of Clockwork: Your Time Is Up, after getting to the incestuous child rape, Jacob calls out their viewers for suggesting the story to them. Toby, however, suggests that they direct their anger towards the author and fans of the story, while their editor at the time decides to call out all of the above.
  • You, Get Me Coffee: In there sporking of Squidward's Suicide, Jacob mocks the idea of an intern working with animators and editors, rather then doing this.
  • You Keep Using That Word: The phrase "hyper-realistic" gets called out in some of the video game and lost episode creepypastas they've read when they're used in the wrong context.
  • You Make Me Sic: Jacob and Matt had a field day when they encountered a misspelling of "especially" in Thomas.

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