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Tales of Schlock is a erotic web comic created by Rampant404. It's stars a number of plus sized women and their various sexual escapades.

  • Manoa: A big booty barista and assistant manager at “Schlong's Shot Cafe”. A working single mother of Mexican and Hawaiian lineage, she is big and beautiful and knows it—and isn't above using her influence over men to her advantage. She loves to go out and party with the girls, but her favorite hobby involves just her and her coworker Deedo...
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  • Bodacia: Manoa's BFF from high school with a voluptuous hourglass figure. She works for a cosmetic foundation renowned for promoting positive body images.
  • Roux: Roux is a sweet, if often naïve latina. She shakes her ass for a living, and actually rather enjoys it! She has a blast being the center of attention, and the tips pay the bills. During the day, she takes classes part-time, goes shopping, and hangs out with her room mate and best friend Fukumi.
  • Fukumi: A nurse at the DiQuad Womens' Clinic. She was born and raised in Japan, and in many ways is a very traditional girl. Maybe that's why Roux's free-spirited, uninhibited ways attracted her. And speaking of attraction, though she'd never admit it (even to herself) Fukumi does often find herself having long daydreams of herself and other women.
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  • Jezebel & Salome: After her father dies in Las Vegas, wild college freshman Jezebel has to deal with living with her... over loving new stepmother, Salome. A former executive of "entertainment" in Las Vegas, Salome draws on her wealth of experience handling her former 'employees' with Jez.

NSFW: This comic depicts full nudity and graphic sex.

Tales of Schlock contains examples of:

  • Alien Abduction: Occurs in the story "Playdough Dick", where friends Chenni and Steffi are abducted while jogging to serve as guinea pigs for alien experimentation.
  • All Just a Dream: The "Greek Yogurt" comics are revealed to be this, with the Minotaur unmasked to reveal a manifestation of Manoa's anxiety about her relationships.
  • Ass Shove: Usually done to Manoa.
    Manoa: Why do these things... always end... with me... getting fucked... in the ass?
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  • A Threesome Is Hot: It's eventually revealed that Manoa conceived her son after a four-way with three men. Since they were all very particular about how they took her, she identifies the father easily.
  • Balloon Belly: Happens to Manoa when she's force-fed syrup by the Schlong 2000.
  • Big Beautiful Woman: Manoa, Bodacia, Roux, Fukumi,... most of the women in the comic (and Rampant's other works) have this body type.
  • Bigger Is Better in Bed: Deedo, despite his slight build, has a truly impressive member. Manoa can't seem to keep her hands (or mouth) off of it.
    • The three men in "Triple Espresso" are all very well hung. Despite her unease Manoa gives in and services them all because she's too mesmerized.
  • *Crack!* "Oh, My Back!": Occurs in "Coarse Grind", when Deedo attempts to lift Manoa during sex. Naturally, it lands him in the hospital.
  • Fat and Proud: Manoa is this, acknowledging that's she's overweight but that it doesn't stop her from having a very active sex life.
  • Force Feeding: Fukumi did this to Manoa in her fantasy about her, causing her to gain five pounds a day.
    • Salome forced Jezebel to drink her breast milk after drugging her.
  • Freak Lab Accident: After Roux's butt and Fukumi's boobs accidentally get hit with zafti-gamma rays, they start to grow dramatically when they get excited. Roux uses her powers to become the super heroine "Queen 'B'" while Fukumi gets brain damage and becomes the diabolical "Double D."
  • Good Angel, Bad Angel: Fukumi personality is controlled miniature versions of herself in her head. One is overly strict and traditional while the other is a wild lesbian who wants to have tons of sex.
  • Horny Devils: The Sumerian sex god, who repeatedly impregnates multiple versions of himself into his chosen concubine. He ended up foiling his own plans by not placing Manoa under his control because he found he personality too attractive and arousing.
  • Meaningful Name: "Manoa" means "thick" in Hawaiian, which describes her very well.
  • Paralyzing Fear of Sexuality: Fukumi. Outwardly, she is shy and awkward while inwardly she is constantly fantasising about Manoa and Roux.
  • Psycho Lesbian: Salome, and Fukumi she lets loose her wild side. Just for an example, the first four issues is about Fukumi dreaming about holding Manoa prisoner at her clinic and forcing her to do various sexual acts.
  • Raging Stiffie: Deedo usually has one around Manoa, which she'll tease him for or take advantage of. Usually both.
  • Relationship Sabotage: When Deedo started showing signs of wanting a more serious relationship, Manoa, who had been wary of relationships ever since her boyfriend impregnated her and left her, wanted to break up with him. She demanded that he have constantly sex with her and she would end the relationship when he was too wore out to deliver. Luckily, Bodacia gave Deedo a shake that increased his sex drive enough to meet Manoa's demands.
  • Religion of Evil: The hypnotized cult of the Sumerian sex god.
  • Sex for Services: How Manoa often gets Deedo to do tasks at work. For as little as refilling syrup bottles she'll drop and gobble his crank.
  • Theme Naming: Both Manoa and her son Waikiki are named for suburbs of Honolulu, Hawaii.
  • Trapped in TV Land: Occurs in the stories "Super Cross Stone" and "Cross Stone: Arcade Edition", with Manoa getting sucked into one of Deedo's video games.
  • Wicked Stepmother: Jezebel views Salome as a crazy pervert while Salome she herself as a firm but loving mother who shows her affection best with a strap-on.