The reason many characters in "The First Guy..." don't have names is because names haven't been invented yet.
Any video where the characters have names, like "The First Guy to Ever Make a Commercial," takes place after "The First Guy to Ever Have a Name." This is also why all of their names are very literal interpretations of their jobs.The entire "First Guy" series is an experiment in which one man was cloned many times and the clones were put into an isolated environment to see how they would develop a society without interference.
The waiter's insistence that the bread didn't fall on the floor and get kicked under the fridge in "The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet" was completely sincere; he just chose a suspicious way to say it.
This is supported by his concerns over the hygiene implications of the customer's buffet proposal.Weird Pervert Guy was Transferred from Department to Department because he's under some kinda contract or Is related to the boss.
This would explain why he hasn't been fired yet, and would explain why he ends up in different departments every video he's in.- Alternatively, he doesn't actually work there. He just keeps sneaking into the meetings and no one thinks to question it.
